how would u incorporate a third chopstick

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nut

in a world that demands corporate growth i am disrupting the utensil space and pushing for the forced inclusion of a third chopstick while eating i just don't know how please hlep me pictures and drawings are appreciated videos are lauded posts alone will do

# ? Dec 5, 2022 23:48

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# ? May 18, 2024 11:01

nut

third chopstick between pinky and ring finger called the "sweep" just whip it back and forth and any crumbs that tumble down get batted to a side instead of landing on your nice dress

# ? Dec 5, 2022 23:49

nut

they would come in an attached threesome just break on off and use the second as a doublewide, this will NOT be the official instructions but it also says don't put q-tips in your ear and then mouth and yet here we are this is called street knowledge

# ? Dec 5, 2022 23:50

Ass-penny

nut posted:

third chopstick between pinky and ring finger called the "sweep" just whip it back and forth and any crumbs that tumble down get batted to a side instead of landing on your nice dress

like the bottom arms on a pinball machine, only instead of a ball falling down a hole it's chicken lo mein falling into my lap.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 00:12

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

shove it up your pee hole and use it to catch things that you drop into your lap

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# ? Dec 6, 2022 00:16

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Hold it between the other two chopsticks

# ? Dec 6, 2022 00:34

Prof. Crocodile

Do you mean like, incorporate it into lovemaking? Because that's easy. It's incorporating the wasabi that's tricky.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 00:47

Finger Prince

Pair it with a fourth and double fist that poo poo.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 00:57

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i'll tell you where the third chopstick is alright but you're not gonna like it

# ? Dec 6, 2022 01:12

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

I couldn't figure out three, but four chopsticks would look like this.

Chopstick 1 & 2 like normal, using thumb, index and middle finger.

Then, just mirror it with the middle, ring and pinky fingers for chopstick 3 & 4.

Normal open:

And close:

New and improved dual-action open:

And close:

# ? Dec 6, 2022 02:08

Prof. Crocodile

Viginti Septem posted:

I couldn't figure out three, but four chopsticks would look like this.

Chopstick 1 & 2 like normal, using thumb, index and middle finger.

Then, just mirror it with the middle, ring and pinky fingers for chopstick 3 & 4.

Normal open:

And close:

New and improved dual-action open:

And close:

# ? Dec 6, 2022 02:40

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# ? Dec 6, 2022 03:24

nut

impressive but can all four points converge together this will be important when trying to eat food

# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:03

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

I don't eat food with markers

# ? Dec 6, 2022 06:01

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Obviously youll sell a dongle to attach the third chopstick to the second one, dongles are absolutely KEY to disrupting industrys

dongle

# ? Dec 6, 2022 07:23

Finger Prince

The third chopstick is for cleaning out your pipe/bong bowl

# ? Dec 6, 2022 08:44

idiotsavant

you sit on the third chopstick, op, such that it penetrates directly up your butthole

# ? Dec 6, 2022 08:57

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

RepeatingMeme posted:

Obviously youll sell a dongle to attach the third chopstick to the second one, dongles are absolutely KEY to disrupting industrys

dongle

dongstick? chopdong?

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# ? Dec 6, 2022 15:02

Prof. Crocodile

idiotsavant posted:

you sit on the third chopstick, op, such that it penetrates directly up your butthole

if my butthole is full of chopsticks, where will i insert my salad fork? < :mad:

# ? Dec 6, 2022 15:05

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Prof. Crocodile posted:

if my butthole is full of chopsticks, where will i insert my salad fork? <>

peehole

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# ? Dec 6, 2022 15:09

nut

I thought we were gonna use it for food but here we are shoving it up the peehole or the butthole sigh

# ? Dec 6, 2022 15:18

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# ? Dec 6, 2022 15:19

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

you can use chopsticks for food?? weird but ok

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# ? Dec 6, 2022 15:19

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

nut posted:

I thought we were gonna use it for food but here we are shoving it up the peehole or the butthole sigh

eat by holding the food in between your peehole chopstick and your butthole chopstick op

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# ? Dec 6, 2022 15:22

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i guess you'll be telling us that we can put chapstick on our face next

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# ? Dec 6, 2022 15:22

Finger Prince

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# ? Dec 6, 2022 16:20

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i would stick a chopstick in both my nostrils, and one in my lower lip

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# ? Dec 6, 2022 17:47

google THIS

I put Dall-E to work on a solution but the results were dubious

# ? Dec 6, 2022 18:07

google THIS

Except when I put in A hipster struggling to eat rice with three chopsticks at once I think we might be on to something now

# ? Dec 6, 2022 18:10

Prof. Crocodile

google THIS posted:

a powerful av

# ? Dec 6, 2022 18:14

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Hiring Jim Henson Workshop puppeteers to put food in my mouth

# ? Dec 6, 2022 18:45

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

You mean into the art of lovemaking?

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:19

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Viginti Septem posted:

I don't eat food with markers

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# ? Dec 7, 2022 01:05

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i'd have the third stick in my other hand, just poke it over whenever assistance is needed

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# ? Dec 9, 2022 00:24

FutonForensic

google THIS posted:

love to eat sour cream with a stick

# ? Dec 9, 2022 00:51

Escape From Noise

Very carefully, op.

# ? Dec 9, 2022 01:54

Trollipop: hippin and hoppin

i put my third chopstick behind my ear like a stogie and keep it as backup

# ? Dec 9, 2022 12:41

google THIS

I would make the third chopstick an LLC tbh

# ? Dec 9, 2022 13:13

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i tried to get dall-e to generate a smug hipster eating a bowl of sour cream with three chopsticks but no, it would not add the extra chopstick

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# ? Dec 9, 2022 21:05

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# ? May 18, 2024 11:01

Finger Prince

The third chopstick just sits on the side watching the other two get it on with the food and the mouth. The cuckstick.

# ? Dec 10, 2022 00:26

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