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Pastel Candy Snake posted:I miss the days when the dumbest thing Musk did was launch a car into orbit for no real reason. That wasn't even the dumbest thing he did that day
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I'd like to see the earth away team musk is forming play bridge simulator. Watch them fail spectatularly at stopping the romulan threat
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Dec 10, 2022 20:56
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Musk: "You! the one who is djing now; ANSWER"!
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Binary Logic posted:
If he asks you to dress up like Grimes, run
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Binary Logic posted:Forcing employees to sleep overnight in the office and all weekend + "hey now's a good time to remind you all about NDAs" + removing all janitorial staff and their prying eyes (+ removing all the coffee machines?!) is like the opening scene of a horror movie or murder mystery. Documentary on the upcoming life of a Twitter employee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJJGAInln0c 
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kru posted:musk idiot
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Dec 10, 2022 21:26
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ol' musky making us ponder the boundary between employee and hostage
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Its amazing how he thinks anything his doing is actually improving his image rather than making him look insane.
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Documentary on the upcoming life of a Twitter employee Will check it out. There's also Exam, if there are any qualified https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkdt2Sygew0&t=5s
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just trying to get my former employees killed for some reason nbd
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:I use Tweetdeck with the trending topics set to UK and it mostly seems OK. But recently I've been opening up the main twitter.com UK trends and increasingly odd stuff is starting to make its way in there. I've also noticed a lot of American only stuff leading into the UK trending topics recently. You know instead of the name of 9 footballers and 1 Tory everyone is calling a oval office like normal.
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Data Graham posted:Flashing back to when Trump was freaking out on a daily basis about FIND THE LEAKER when there were news stories coming out about how dysfunctional and insane his Oval Office was, and when he brough in the Mooch to FIND THE LEAKER The nonstop firing and resignations of Trump's first year inspired one of my favorite Goon Christmas songs. Especially the part of the MOOCH: "I got rid of the leak! Whoever that was. It was Reince." https://soundcloud.com/micheldevon23/a-donnie-trump-christmas-1
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Dec 10, 2022 22:05
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Mmm oh yeah this definitely has no intersection whatsoever with the notable uptick in targeted violence against LGBT folks, nope
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Rocket explodes on the moon killing Steve aioki Nusk: hmm troubling. Makes u think
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tesla really should be doing what they can to force musk out at this point
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A LOVELY LAD posted:Rocket explodes on the moon killing Steve aioki If only they’d sent more photographers. When will they learn
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kazil posted:tesla really should be doing what they can to force musk out at this point same with SpaceX, everything possible to minimize him and force him out before it affects anything critical.
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But if they force him out how will they get money for thier space party bus?
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kazil posted:tesla really should be doing what they can to force musk out at this point He controls about 25% of Tesla, gonna be hard to dig him out. The only silver lining there is last I heard about half his shares are being used as collateral for loans so I suppose if something crashes hard enough he'll be forced to liquidate
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Treecko posted:But if they force him out how will they get money for thier space party bus? I'm sure the people that actually do things at SpaceX are perfectly fine sucking government tit in perpetuity
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Dec 10, 2022 22:21
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Both companies' safest bet right now is probably to keep as quiet as possible since Melon spends all of his time posting on Twitter and dorming it up with his live-in employees at the office. They probably haven't heard much from him in weeks at this point, so the last thing they want to do now is remind him that there are two other companies he could implement his newfound love for hardcore at.
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Dec 10, 2022 22:23
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I vote we send him to Judge Judy, that outta straighten him out
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the world's dumbest journalists are trying to make hay from the twitter files https://twitter.com/AntonyGreenElec/status/1601685804719362049/photo/1
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pray for planet of the apes future where elon is top of the apes' list of humans to gently caress up
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Mx. posted:the world's dumbest journalists are trying to make hay from the twitter files I saw noted canadian reactionary columnist idiot Rex Murphy has some column on that subject which I will not read. That guy sucks all kinds of rear end and looks like a popeyed version of steve bruhle
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Mx. posted:the world's dumbest journalists are trying to make hay from the twitter files Can't believe President Biden ordered Twitter to ban his Republican challenger ahead of the election in order to illegally retain his grip on power. Sad!
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MrQwerty posted:same with SpaceX, everything possible to minimize him and force him out before it affects anything critical. SpaceX can't, Elon owns a controlling share. I'm sure all the SpaceX people are very happy that Elon has a different set of jingling keys to be distracted by. Azhais posted:He controls about 25% of Tesla, gonna be hard to dig him out. The only silver lining there is last I heard about half his shares are being used as collateral for loans so I suppose if something crashes hard enough he'll be forced to liquidate Only 20% now! It's getting easier every time he has to sell tesla to keep the lights on in twitter! OTOH no way are half his shares being used as collateral -- he sold off a lot of shares to put real cash into the twitter deal. If there are still loans with tesla collateral they're smaller. However, there's a lawsuit about his compensation & bonuses at tesla, we'll have to see where that goes. I think it's vaguely possible that he could be forced to give back some of the $50 billion worth of shares he was given in bonuses for stock price targets.
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Klyith posted:Only 20% now! It's getting easier every time he has to sell tesla to keep the lights on in twitter! OTOH no way are half his shares being used as collateral -- he sold off a lot of shares to put real cash into the twitter deal. If there are still loans with tesla collateral they're smaller.
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LMAO so fuckin petty
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serious gaylord posted:It would be very interesting to see if they will leak anything from a European team member as that would definitely be a breach of GDPR. That's adorable.
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Dec 10, 2022 23:31
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Don't Apple remove apps for circumventing them as a payment processor? am I going mad
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kru posted:Don't Apple remove apps for circumventing them as a payment processor? he's charging more money to subscribe on iOS because Tim Apple told him exactly what you said
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:I use Tweetdeck with the trending topics set to UK and it mostly seems OK. But recently I've been opening up the main twitter.com UK trends and increasingly odd stuff is starting to make its way in there.
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It's a mad world But as the last Apple object I used was a Macintosh in the 90's, they might? Maybe? Charging more to use an app based on provider seems inane
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Dec 10, 2022 23:43
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Better learn how to jailbreak your phones iOS Twitter users.
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Dec 10, 2022 23:45
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It's not uncommon. Plenty of systems exploit the laziness of their users to skim a percentage off the top because they know they won't look around and see the option available that is for 15% less.
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Lmaooo $11
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