The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

We don't go to page 2.

Not anymore

# ? Dec 11, 2022 23:22

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# ? May 29, 2024 22:16

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

LifeSunDeath posted:

what's on page 2?

That doesn't concern you.

Move along.

# ? Dec 11, 2022 23:24

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Code Jockey posted:

and two tall booms

Oh right, I forgot.

# ? Dec 11, 2022 23:31

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

LifeSunDeath posted:

what's on page 2?

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

# ? Dec 11, 2022 23:52

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Page 2 of the Cursed Images thread is a red herring to distract from the real forums page that holds an actual Keter-class SCP.

# ? Dec 12, 2022 00:05

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/OTerrifying/status/1601758202613223424

# ? Dec 12, 2022 00:10

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

What's cursed about free scorpions

# ? Dec 12, 2022 00:10

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

yeah headline should read "Man Receives Free Scorpion Farm"

# ? Dec 12, 2022 00:11

blatman: May 10, 2009; 14 inc dont mez

i'd be stoked if i had a basement full of tiny land lobsters

# ? Dec 12, 2022 00:13

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

ultrafilter posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The New Cursed Images Thread: Page 2 is forbidden

# ? Dec 12, 2022 00:17

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Exactly this page is pretty blessed actually

# ? Dec 12, 2022 00:18

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Alas, alas just ventured to page 2 being the fool that I be.... Oh god, OH GOD! OH GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

all the warnings given do not give justice. My mind and soul shall never be clean again!

IT HAS ENDED ME! DO NOT FOLLOW THE SAME FATE AS I, DO NOT SUCCUMB AND TAKE A PEAK AT THAT ACCURSED SITE THAT IS PAGE TWO!

# ? Dec 12, 2022 00:28

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

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# ? Dec 12, 2022 00:34

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020; Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

A house inhabited by thousands of scorpions is hardly abandoned.

# ? Dec 12, 2022 00:51

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Dec 12, 2022 01:22

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

# ? Dec 12, 2022 01:52

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

^^^
I like how they still gave him the Pixar eyebrow raise :raise:

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

A house inhabited by thousands of scorpions is hardly abandoned.

They were talking about All Hope, by those that entered there :gonk:

# ? Dec 12, 2022 01:53

MagpieConcept: Feb 6, 2022

Your Gay Uncle posted:

https://twitter.com/OTerrifying/status/1601758202613223424

I'm suddenly reminded of a scene in a movie featured on RLM that's like "It's no crap! I wouldn't lie about about a thousand scorpions!"

# ? Dec 12, 2022 01:57

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

I looked at page 2

# ? Dec 12, 2022 01:58

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cartoon Man posted:

that's some page 2 poo poo right there

# ? Dec 12, 2022 02:02

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

# ? Dec 12, 2022 02:09

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Is outright fiction cursed?

# ? Dec 12, 2022 02:14

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

It�s like a boomer Neo-liberal fever dream

# ? Dec 12, 2022 02:31

A farting mink: Nov 6, 2022; by Pragmatica

Why would you first mention Bono and then list Bob Geldof specifically as Irish?

Reads like an AI wrote it.

# ? Dec 12, 2022 02:51

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Dec 12, 2022 02:55

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Hollismason posted:

I looked at page 2

# ? Dec 12, 2022 03:25

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Dec 12, 2022 03:36

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/wthikBN.mp4

# ? Dec 12, 2022 03:49

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wthikBN.mp4

Yassferatu

# ? Dec 12, 2022 03:58

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

trapped mouse posted:

Yassferatu

I'd say there's a 'impaled with my wooden steak :wink:

' joke in there somewhere, but that scene in the book is already a thinly veiled gangbang metaphor so :shrug:

# ? Dec 12, 2022 04:31

AreWeDrunkYet: Jul 8, 2006

Your Gay Uncle posted:

https://twitter.com/OTerrifying/status/1601758202613223424

The real curse is the number of insects that must be around to sustain their diet.

# ? Dec 12, 2022 04:43

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Scorpions are cannibalistic.

# ? Dec 12, 2022 05:04

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Inceltown posted:

Bono:

# ? Dec 12, 2022 05:28

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Railing Kill posted:

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Q53GWPaLEHg

# ? Dec 12, 2022 05:38

KnightRider: Jan 7, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Chrpno posted:

"You're not a bad sort of man, Vorenus. You just have too much anger in you."

# ? Dec 12, 2022 05:40

A farting mink: Nov 6, 2022; by Pragmatica

Your Gay Uncle posted:

https://twitter.com/OTerrifying/status/1601758202613223424

This actually reminded me of a story my uncle told me. Back in the 80s, him, the wife and the kids were setting off to run a missionary in Bolivia for a couple of years.
But oh no, they had an aquarium. My uncle started to scoop out all the fish into a bag and poured them into the toilet. His original plan was to donate the fish and the aquarium to someone but poo poo didn't work out and they had to leave. It's important to tell Bolivians about Jesus after all.

My uncle is not one of those fake American missionaries and he spent four years in Bolivia and organized the building of three health clinics. Then they went home.

There were still fish in the aquarium. Oh so many fish. Half the water in the tank had evaporated and the glass was covered in algae, but oh was there fish there! There were so many fish in that tank that Jesus himself must have left Bolivia for a moment to bless it.

# ? Dec 12, 2022 06:34