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Shear Modulus posted:They've been convinced of that for a long time. It was at the core of the Singularity cult. Ray Kurzweil became a silicon valley guru and hugely influential public intellectual because he was telling everyone that aging would be solved in a couple decades, so if you live until then you'll be able to live forever and/or upload your brain to a computer. He was literally saying that in Time magazine. same old poo poo rich powerful people have been doing since the dawn of class inequality maybe Bezos can try drinking mercury for longevity?
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Ist quantum computing hypey enough of its own without all this bull poo poo? Just say it's going to cure cancer lmao
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:What happens when you shoot google with a gun? Only one way to find out
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It’s actually much more reasonable to believe we’ll be able to give people anti-aging gene therapy than upload them to computers.
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someone shot the facist pm of italy's friend dead at a condo board meeting in a street cafe. idk if this is spooky or not but italian violence is on brand for this thread
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lol years of lead / Operation Gladio really heating up
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MonsieurChoc posted:Switching tracks for a bit, I'm now Soy Sauce pilled.
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gradenko_2000 posted:lol years of lead / Operation Gladio really heating up Pop-Up Gladio: 428 people died in the years of lead according to wikipedia. this period spanned 20 years. in 2022, 852 kids died from gunfire in usa—so far.
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So this is how humanity ends, by morons with generational wealth acting out their favorite sci-fi novellas Roko's Basilisk: "let's dedicate our lives to making the computer from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream real"
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Endman posted:It’s not actually possible either, unless we find some way of creating unlimited energy with the ability to store cosmic amounts of information in hyperspace or whatever. lol
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Endman posted:It’s not actually possible either, unless we find some way of creating unlimited energy with the ability to store cosmic amounts of information in hyperspace or whatever. so just grow a second brain and transfer there, ez
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I get all the Singularity stuff and it's just absolutely bonkers but it seems that with the advent of technologies like CRISPR (developed at Harvard by Epstein-funded scientist George Church) they have pivoted hard to "gene editing" instead, this could explain why DARPA, Bill Gates, etc, are going in hard for companies like Moderna:quote:We finally know who Moderna has been courting behind the scenes to make the big jump into gene editing. The famed biotech has signed a research partnership with CRISPR gene editing company Metagenomi. quote:Metagenomi, Inc., a genetic medicines company with a versatile portfolio of next-generation gene editing tools, and Moderna Inc. (NASDAQ:MRNA), a biotechnology company pioneering messenger RNA (mRNA) therapeutics and vaccines, today announced that the two companies have entered into a strategic research and development collaboration focused on advancing new gene editing systems for in vivo human therapeutic applications. The collaboration will utilize Metagenomi’s novel gene editing tools and leverage Moderna’s mRNA platform, as well as lipid nanoparticle (LNP) delivery technologies, with the goal of developing curative therapies for patients with serious genetic diseases. I think nowadays "ageing" is seen as just a genetic disease like any other, so if you can use CRISPR or whatever to do some "gene therapy" then you can effectively stop ageing, and potentially live forever. I think these people really believe this and they're desperate to get their hands on the elixir of life
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they absolutely really believe they're going to crispr their telomeres to functional immortality, if they can just hang on until the technological singularity. in practice that just means they are exercising and eating a lot of weird supplements.
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Zodium posted:they absolutely really believe they're going to crispr their telomeres to functional immortality, if they can just hang on until the technological singularity. in practice that just means they are exercising and eating a lot of weird supplements. it’s certainly more possible than uploading their brains, but lol
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Endman posted:It’s not actually possible either, unless we find some way of creating unlimited energy with the ability to store cosmic amounts of information in hyperspace or whatever. there's more like 80-100 billion neurons in the human brain but yea, lol
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multistability posted:I get all the Singularity stuff and it's just absolutely bonkers but it seems that with the advent of technologies like CRISPR (developed at Harvard by Epstein-funded scientist George Church) they have pivoted hard to "gene editing" instead, this could explain why DARPA, Bill Gates, etc, are going in hard for companies like Moderna: yeah these guys are no different from the renaissance alchemists. rich guys looking for a way to Science themselves out of the human condition
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Hooplah posted:yeah these guys are no different from the renaissance alchemists. rich guys looking for a way to Science themselves out of the human condition Yeah I mean like John Dee (occultist & alchemist who advocated for the foundation of the "British Empire") was one of Elizabeth I's top advisors - it's all just occultism masquerading as science masquerading as occultism masquerading as ... ad infinitum for these freaks
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Hooplah posted:yeah these guys are no different from the renaissance alchemists. rich guys looking for a way to Science themselves out of the human condition Renaissance alchemists were just doing chemistry
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Remember that guy who stored and heated his pee long and often enough that his piss finally began to emit a strong glow? Alchemy is NOT fake
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I'm exagerrating for effect: not all of it was HIS piss, to be fair
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no, who was that and where can i read more about the glowing urine?
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Isaac Newton was doing a shitload of alchemy alongside the normal science and math we know him for, and the only reason it isn't more widely known is that his heirs (unsuccessfully) tried to destroy evidence of his alchemical work, but we gloss over all that when we learn about him in school as the Father of Science and Mathematics.
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Bwah posted:no, who was that and where can i read more about the glowing urine? the guy was trying to invent the planet and star stickers to put on his kinder’s bedroom ceiling. his name was willy Brandt.
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Azathoth posted:Isaac Newton was doing a shitload of alchemy alongside the normal science and math we know him for, and the only reason it isn't more widely known is that his heirs (unsuccessfully) tried to destroy evidence of his alchemical work, but we gloss over all that when we learn about him in school as the Father of Science and Mathematics. he was also convinced he could find secret codes in the bible lol
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Spergin Morlock posted:he was also convinced he could find secret codes in the bible lol There is a secret code in the bible, and it's be sure to drink your ovaltine
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Futanari Damacy posted:There is a secret code in the bible, and it's be sure to drink your ovaltine a crummy commercial?
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Newton cut two holes in his door, for a cat and her kittens, but the kittens usually went through the big hole.
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Bwah posted:no, who was that and where can i read more about the glowing urine? Hennig Brand. The substance he alchemized through this intensive urine process was phosphorous.
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Zodium posted:they absolutely really believe they're going to crispr their telomeres to functional immortality, if they can just hang on until the technological singularity. in practice that just means they are exercising and eating a lot of weird supplements. the problem is we don’t actually know how any of the body actually works; so CRISPRing the body is going to be a crap shoot
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Chamale posted:Newton cut two holes in his door, for a cat and her kittens, but the kittens usually went through the big hole. Someone (not Adam Curtis) tried to frame this as the smartest man in the world FAILED to predict this and was DUMBFOUNDED
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRVBF1b8/
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MonsieurChoc posted:Switching tracks for a bit, I'm now Soy Sauce pilled. the majority of soy for kikkoman’s main plant (in noda?) uses Michigan grown ngmo soy.
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 18:44 |
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it's the jakarta method https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFFcj1f9K18
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Hennig Brand. The substance he alchemized through this intensive urine process was phosphorous. thanks! i wasn't sure if you were referencing a real thing or a goon experiment. feels like i should have known that. another alchemical truth kept hidden from the masses i guess!
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pictured: a dude rocking
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I know it smell crazy in there
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How odd i fell down a alchemist rabbit hole last night and check the epstein thread and see alchemy posts
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Laterite posted:pictured: a dude rocking Pee, stored in one ball
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A Bakers Cousin posted:How odd i fell down a alchemist rabbit hole last night and check the epstein thread and see alchemy posts *whispers* it's all connected
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funny excerpt from newton's wikipedia pagequote:In June 2020, two unpublished pages of Newton's notes on Jan Baptist van Helmont's book on plague, De Peste,[153] were being auctioned online by Bonhams. Newton's analysis of this book, which he made in Cambridge while protecting himself from London's 1665–1666 infection, is the most substantial written statement he is known to have made about the plague, according to Bonhams. As far as the therapy is concerned, Newton writes that "the best is a toad suspended by the legs in a chimney for three days, which at last vomited up earth with various insects in it, on to a dish of yellow wax, and shortly after died. Combining powdered toad with the excretions and serum made into lozenges and worn about the affected area drove away the contagion and drew out the poison".[154]
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