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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Would not rub peanut butter on my groin. Would go for some golden nut clusters right now if I had the chance.

e: the most tasteful snipe :chord:

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more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Jaromir Jagr played in the NHL until 2018 and still plays in the Czech Republic

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


Butterfly Valley posted:

Mixing dairy into mash is almost necessary - obviously butter, but also milk, or sour cream, I've used Greek Yoghurt sometimes

Just don't use chocolate milk. I did that once with instant flakes, and never again.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
I've never tried sour cream, but I find butter and a dash of milk is a good basic choice. The milk helps it not to be too dry, though you gotta be careful with the exact amount.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



more falafel please posted:

Jaromir Jagr played in the NHL until 2018 and still plays in the Czech Republic

Jagr is one of the best hockey players of all time. Possibly the best.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

yet another campbells psyop to push terrible soups. who the gently caress would use condensed tomato soup for pasta sauce, lmao.

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


LifeSunDeath posted:

yet another campbells psyop to push terrible soups. who the gently caress would use condensed tomato soup for pasta sauce, lmao.

Prototype dump dinners itt. This recipe would later be upgraded to "Dump all ingredients in pot, simmer for 30 minutes"

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

PurpleXVI posted:

I've never tried sour cream, but I find butter and a dash of milk is a good basic choice. The milk helps it not to be too dry, though you gotta be careful with the exact amount.

lmao "be careful with the exact amount" of butter in mashed potatoes

just glop some in there

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
speaking of glop

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
finally, boiled pizza

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


My uncle used to take me and my ex-cousin to the lake and we’d make those for dinner on the last night. I think they were called Barnaby Pies. Some English saint or something.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


We just call them Yorkshire puddings also that looks p good actually

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
I just use my hand mixer for mashed potatoes. No idea why you'd want a separate tool for that.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


angerbeet posted:

speaking of glop



Nothing wrong with this as a food but the presentation is lacking.
The floppy meat makes the whole thing look tired.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

By popular demand posted:

The floppy meat makes the whole thing look tired.

Please don’t doxx me

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Does this go on pineapple?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Mymla posted:

I just use my hand mixer for mashed potatoes. No idea why you'd want a separate tool for that.

Because a potato masher is the perfect tool for not only getting your mashed potatoes the perfect texture, but also for jamming perfectly so you can never open that drawer again

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

RFC2324 posted:

Because a potato masher is the perfect tool for not only getting your mashed potatoes the perfect texture, but also for jamming perfectly so you can never open that drawer again

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm on team potato masher as the best balance between outcome and cleanup, I hate cleaning stuff like ricers afterwards because it's harder to get everything out of there.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

RFC2324 posted:

Because a potato masher is the perfect tool for not only getting your mashed potatoes the perfect texture, but also for jamming perfectly so you can never open that drawer again

mine lives in the countertop jar with the spatulas and wooden spoons for this reason.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
ugh i just use a fork. one day ill spend the effort to get the masher but until then..

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

RFC2324 posted:

Because a potato masher is the perfect tool for not only getting your mashed potatoes the perfect texture, but also for jamming perfectly so you can never open that drawer again

It's a toss up between this and the box grater

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Captain Hygiene posted:

I'm on team potato masher as the best balance between outcome and cleanup, I hate cleaning stuff like ricers afterwards because it's harder to get everything out of there.

I just suck it clean ;)

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

RFC2324 posted:

Because a potato masher is the perfect tool for not only getting your mashed potatoes the perfect texture, but also for jamming perfectly so you can never open that drawer again

Praise be unto Anoia. Don't forget to hang a ladle this season!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Someone needs to make/buy a Terry Pratchett/discworld smilie

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

tribbledirigible posted:

Praise be unto Anoia. Don't forget to hang a ladle this season!

updating the portfolio to include earbuds that get tangled into impossibly complex knots after being stuck in a bag.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

mayo and bbq sauce

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass

LifeSunDeath posted:


mayo and bbq sauce
Before reading the description I thought "hey, a dessert pizza with vanilla and chocolate, I might try that".
Not really willing to try that now that I know.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Yeah I thought it was fluff and nutella

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/hannahrosewoods/status/1601888653759873056

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

I'm the tiny bacon wrapped weiner

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm the suspicious clod

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

I'm the suspicious clod

we know

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug

There's a gnat on the fly on the hair on my bread chips on the comb on the log on the bottom of my plate

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Dixville posted:

I'm the tiny bacon wrapped weiner

they call those Hung Gammon

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Whooping Crabs posted:

Does this go on pineapple?

Oh that's a good idea! I've just been dipping it in ranch.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Dixville posted:


I'm the tiny bacon wrapped weiner

Is your monitor on?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Not sure if it's quite AFP given it looks pretty good but I guess it depends on how much coal you want in your pizza.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi6-R6vLTS4

Also as a followup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWApyI-AFAQ

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 01:44 on Dec 13, 2022

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
mmmm the most carcinogenic oven.

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