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Musky should try dropping from the rafters in a real life ironman suit. but instead he should break every bone in his body and get sued by disney. Also he gets smushed into a ball because he and his tesla team has vapor for brains.
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Dec 13, 2022 03:38
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Can’t wait until this dickhead dies trying to treat an easily curable disease with horse paste, chi or spirit crystals.
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Dec 13, 2022 03:42
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PhazonLink posted:90% he said he's Rick, because of the cartoon Rick and Mort, where Rick is a cool supa science man, and 10% because he remembers da Rick James fad line. Isn't cartoon-Rick a nonfunctional sadsack alcoholic who's failed at everything important to him?
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Dec 13, 2022 03:43
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Almost Smart posted:Can’t wait until this dickhead dies trying to treat an easily curable disease with horse paste, chi or spirit crystals. The healing power of being run over by a burning Tesla.
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Dec 13, 2022 03:44
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The Lone Badger posted:Isn't cartoon-Rick a nonfunctional sadsack alcoholic who's failed at everything important to him? No, no, you've got it backwards. He's an ultra-cool badass genius who is simply misunderstood by the idiots of """"human society""" and is the protagonist of the show. Edit: my stomach hurts and i smell toast for some reason after posting this Pastel Candy Snake fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Dec 13, 2022 |
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Dec 13, 2022 03:45
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PhazonLink posted:Musky should try dropping from the rafters in a real life ironman suit. He thinks he's Tony Stark, but he's really Justin Hammer and everyone knows it.
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Dec 13, 2022 03:48
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Neddy Seagoon posted:He thinks he's Tony Stark, but he's really Justin Hammer and everyone knows it. Unfair, Justin Hammer can dance
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Dec 13, 2022 03:51
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elon was actually on an episode of rick and morty and his scenes were so painfully unfunny i have no doubt he had a hand in writing them
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Dec 13, 2022 03:53
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Renreeja posted:he gives off major "that kid you knew in elementary school" vibes he's loving 50 I'm literally cooler than richest man on planet Earth, Elon Musk, and I'm eating cheetos
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Dec 13, 2022 04:05
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:elon was actually on an episode of rick and morty and his scenes were so painfully unfunny i have no doubt he had a hand in writing them Yeah rick and morty has its ups and downs but those scenes really really stuck out. I'd say maybe elon bought his way into a cameo, but I think elon and roiland are friends.
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Dec 13, 2022 04:08
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:elon was actually on an episode of rick and morty and his scenes were so painfully unfunny i have no doubt he had a hand in writing them He shows up in South Park and the Simpsons too and guess what? He's not funny and can't act in those either.
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Dec 13, 2022 04:10
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roiland was in the group chats that got released where elon was originally floating the idea of buying twitter lol
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Dec 13, 2022 04:11
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These people never learned to just chill and think about thier own thoughts before acting.
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Dec 13, 2022 04:12
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Who's got a quick link to that video where Elon and Grimes are giving an interview about how they named their kid after their favourite airplane, the "SR-17", both of them completely oblivious to the fact that they just got their own kid's name wrong, and that the SR-17 isn't a real plane? I need it to complete a cringe trifecta. edit: it was a tweet  https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1257925244733452290?s=20&t=QXawxNNzhH8r_uul8c7sPw XYZAB fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Dec 13, 2022 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:he's loving 50 2nd richest :cryingemoji: Neddy Seagoon posted:He thinks he's Tony Stark, but he's really Justin Hammer and everyone knows it. Justin Hammer was talented
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Dec 13, 2022 04:14
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Musk has never watched The Chappelle Show.
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Dec 13, 2022 04:18
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Handen posted:Who's got a quick link to that video where Elon and Grimes are giving an interview about how they named their kid after their favourite airplane, the "SR-17", both of them completely oblivious to the fact that they just got their own kid's name wrong, and that the SR-17 isn't a real plane? jfc
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Dec 13, 2022 04:19
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repiv posted:roiland was in the group chats that got released where elon was originally floating the idea of buying twitter lol ahaha so buyers remorse is why he unfollowed roiland
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Dec 13, 2022 04:28
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You know what's even better than laughing at this dumb boer? Giving https://www.post.news a try It's the first twitter spinoff that looks like it has some real potential. Lots of good accounts are setting up shop there now. There is currently a waitlist to sign up for the site.
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Dec 13, 2022 04:33
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Handen posted:Who's got a quick link to that video where Elon and Grimes are giving an interview about how they named their kid after their favourite airplane, the "SR-17", both of them completely oblivious to the fact that they just got their own kid's name wrong, and that the SR-17 isn't a real plane? If the sr-71 was so good why did it run away from Libyan anti air missiles
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Dec 13, 2022 04:36
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Orc Priest posted:You know what's even better than laughing at this dumb boer? no thanks
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Dec 13, 2022 04:36
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sticksy posted:jfc pronouns are problematic but here's a large paragraph explaining half of my child's name
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Dec 13, 2022 04:36
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https://twitter.com/Leslieoo7/status/1602152106219257858 Iron Man folks!
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Dec 13, 2022 04:37
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Orc Priest posted:You know what's even better than laughing at this dumb boer? lotta red flags here
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Dec 13, 2022 04:39
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Orc Priest posted:You know what's even better than laughing at this dumb boer? Thanks guy who works for the site run by the second worst racist billionaire mentioned on this page.
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Dec 13, 2022 04:40
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Orc Priest posted:You know what's even better than laughing at this dumb boer? Know any hot singles in my area?
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Dec 13, 2022 04:41
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:If the sr-71 was so good why did it run away from Libyan anti air missiles it was extremely good at running away
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Dec 13, 2022 04:41
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I'm sorry everyone, they paid me in arby's gift cards! I couldn't say no to that
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The Lone Badger posted:Isn't cartoon-Rick a nonfunctional sadsack alcoholic who's failed at everything important to him?
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repiv posted:roiland was in the group chats that got released where elon was originally floating the idea of buying twitter lol both the Rick and Mort guys think buttcoins and dog coinz are real legit supa sci fin tech.
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Dec 13, 2022 04:49
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Orc Priest posted:You know what's even better than laughing at this dumb boer? the CEO of this site said they consider "net worth" to be a protected characteristic its hate speech to bully billionaires apparently
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Dec 13, 2022 04:49
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repiv posted:the CEO of this site said they consider "net worth" to be a protected characteristic Lmao JFC. Hard pass
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Dec 13, 2022 04:51
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Orc Priest posted:You know what's even better than laughing at this dumb boer? Somebody already mentioned but they consider dunking on millionaires to be discrimination lol https://www.jwz.org/blog/2022/11/psa-do-not-use-services-that-hate-the-internet/ Also they're making fake accounts to try to make businesses claim them https://www.jwz.org/blog/2022/11/claim-your-account/ Edit: also it's probably tied up in crypto poo poo
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Dec 13, 2022 04:57
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i only dunk on people for their gross worth because i don't give a gently caress how much liability you're carrying you bloated tick.
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https://www.axios.com/2022/12/13/twitter-disbands-trust-safety-councilquote:Twitter disbands Trust and Safety Council
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Dec 13, 2022 05:01
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Orc Priest posted:You know what's even better than laughing at this dumb boer? how much did you get paid to embarrass yourself like this
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Dec 13, 2022 05:03
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BigglesSWE posted:You’re not wrong but I’m legit surprised that Trump hasn’t caved. I thought he’d be chomping at the bit to get back to Twitter and ditch his fake-Twitter faster than he’d ditch a political ally, but I guess spiteful rage can temper his impulse control. If Truth Social gets acquired by the SPAC thing, Trump makes several hundred million dollars. At least 300 in actual real cash. He's not gonna be on twitter until either that collapses for good, or the election cycle starts in earnest.
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Dec 13, 2022 05:04
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Every post Elon makes needs to have this tweet thrown in his face, over and over forever
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Dec 13, 2022 05:06
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Elon must have read 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' wrong
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Post news sucks but I don't think someone is sitting in silicon valley getting paid 6 figures to shill to a dead gay internet forum
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