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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

I had dinner at my in-laws' tonight and we were discussing recipes for food while we were eating and I said that when I make soup I use romaine instead of escarole and when he said he wouldn't tell anyone I said "yeah last thing I need is the guinea pigs on my rear end"

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin



An image of an Italian police officer convention.

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005


mama mia!

also lol, the biggest fuckin lol

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008



she has that hot italian temper

copy
Jul 26, 2007

A Bakers Cousin posted:




An image of an Italian police officer convention.

heh

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Zerg Mans posted:

da wheels dego wopwopwop

In my neighborhood they go pollackalackalack






Because they're square

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Racisming againt Italians by eating pizza with pineapple on it. Suck it, greasy fuckin wops

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Judgy Fucker posted:

Racisming againt Italians by eating pizza with pineapple on it. Suck it, greasy fuckin wops

https://twitter.com/ItalianComments/status/1317921077008453632?s=20&t=epL5IZyEUA7PxeNIyY7hHQ

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Cooked a pasta bake last night, the only pasta I had in the house was spaghetti so I broke each stick into 5 or 6 pieces.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Weka posted:

Cooked a pasta bake last night, the only pasta I had in the house was spaghetti so I broke each stick into 5 or 6 pieces.

ma vaffanculo

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I made some slapping bucatini tonight, got some pachetta, got some mascarpone, got some arugula

TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009

https://twitter.com/dash_eats/status/1602110057831108610?s=20

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Lotta redundancies in that sentence

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
What's the hand gesture for Hermoine?

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

isn’t dasha tradcath now? doesn’t she know the Vicar of Christ is a wop again?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Judgy Fucker posted:

isn’t dasha tradcath now? doesn’t she know the Vicar of Christ is a wop again?

I think she's supposed to be one of those weird ones who think the Pope is a demon or some such. and it's all just a pose anyway, people like her don't believe in anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deTDKKpQ7kc

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Futanari Damacy posted:

They should try remembering how to make garum if it really was that delicious.

Maybe the reason Italians have good food now is that they've been spending the last 1500 years trying to reinvent it, in the process stumbling upon many great dishes.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I was thinking I might buy a fancy bottle of garum off amazon but that one was made by Spaniards.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



uber_stoat posted:

I was thinking I might buy a fancy bottle of garum off amazon but that one was made by Spaniards.

Something you think of as traditionally Italian but you can't find someone who makes it that is based in Italy probably just means it's actually authentic.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Considering the mafia started adulterating olive oil to make even more money, very likely

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Is that the difference between virgin olive oil and the other kinds?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Weka posted:

Is that the difference between virgin olive oil and the other kinds?

yea about 2.5 teaspoons of my hot frothy cum

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
:goofy:

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


froth

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
any italian reading this is going to be far less upset about associating them with pasta and mario and be much more upset that people are assuming all italians are identical instead of bringing up old regional stereotypes that only italians give a poo poo about

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Eyy ohh this is classic Sicilian Erasure *puffs out his chest like Mussolini*

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Futanari Damacy posted:

Eyy ohh this is classic Sicilian Erasure *puffs out his chest like Mussolini*

I have been reliably informed by my father-inlaw, Arbiter of All Things Italian, that sicilians are "not real italians"

:shrug:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Good enough for me.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Tiler Kiwi posted:

any italian reading this is going to be far less upset about associating them with pasta and mario and be much more upset that people are assuming all italians are identical instead of bringing up old regional stereotypes that only italians give a poo poo about

eeyyyyyyyyyy

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the poverty of the mezzogiorno

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021

uber_stoat posted:

eeyyyyyyyyyy


what does this mean? The picture looks funny.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


https://youtu.be/B5GnEFC-CnY

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
All rise for the Italian national anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xsosv6uM0

:italy:

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

actually its this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yj_N5_P5qI&t=106s

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
it's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJZzGJ9SYzA

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
no it's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
My response to all of the above:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6wtSc9WhPY

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

#1 in Australia lol

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Italo disco is a rich vein musically, ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOh4B7zPx70

Love this song, it's more of a composition really

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ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Lib and let die posted:

I have been reliably informed by my father-inlaw, Arbiter of All Things Italian, that sicilians are "not real italians"

:shrug:

i think i saw a documentary in which dennis hopper explained this concept to christopher walken

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