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Someone pointed it out earlier but Elmo definitely has that complex some awkward edgelord nerds get where he thinks he is HILARIOUS because he's so edgy, and everyone needs to acknowledge it. Like that's his entire schtick. Because he has zero self awareness he doesn't realize he is the biggest loving tool of all time.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1602572738669215744?cxt=HHwWgIDU8cfavb0sAAAA Some poo poo about his brain chip thing I assume.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1602572738669215744?cxt=HHwWgIDU8cfavb0sAAAA Gonna mine btc with your brains
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1602572738669215744?cxt=HHwWgIDU8cfavb0sAAAA he peepee get hard
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https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1602469871022854144quote:From 5:35 AM to 6:45 AM PT on Sunday, Twitter shut down access to the primary telecom providers in India and Russia, as well as the second biggest telecom company in Indonesia, Platformer has learned. I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Dec 13, 2022 |
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Dec 13, 2022 11:48
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Nono, he fixed the bot problem you see. This is working as intended.
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Dec 13, 2022 12:14
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Shaking lemur butt posted:Nono, he fixed the bot problem you see. This is working as intended. I'd love to see a "likes on Musk tweets"/minute graph on that period compared to an hour before and after.
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Dec 13, 2022 12:21
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I can't get over how much funnier and somehow, better at looking like Elon Musk, that actual Elon Musk, this chinese guy is. https://i.imgur.com/6IM326R.mp4
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Dec 13, 2022 12:35
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1602572738669215744?cxt=HHwWgIDU8cfavb0sAAAA God he tries so hard to sound smart. And his “audience” laps it up every time.
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Dec 13, 2022 12:38
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Gonna have to send a wellness check to ian miles chong
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Dec 13, 2022 12:41
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gay picnic defence posted:Some poo poo about his brain chip thing I assume. The pile of tortured, dead monkeys is catching up with the e-waste generated by Musk’s other endeavors.
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Dec 13, 2022 12:42
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If their plan for "solving" the bot problem is just blocking whole chunks of IP address space, that is some pathetic poo poo. Elon probably came up with it himself.
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Bottom Liner posted:follow the rabbit -> take the red pill, both references to The Matrix used by qanons, chuds, and incels, etc. Meanwhile Lewis Carroll all like .... "you know what, you can have it"
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1602572738669215744?cxt=HHwWgIDU8cfavb0sAAAA Probably just that the number of CPUs in the world is growing faster than the number of humans. Which is so banal it's almost an anti-take.
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goatface posted:Probably just that the number of CPUs in the world is growing faster than the number of humans. Which is so banal it's almost an anti-take. Makes u
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Pookah posted:I can't get over how much funnier and somehow, better at looking like Elon Musk, that actual Elon Musk, this chinese guy is. Yilong Ma is actually cool
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Just look at this over-engineered piece of poo poo. Elmund could never in a million years make something so cool. https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1602328281168154624?s=20&t=XuKb9HBo9o8jV_WmIH2PSA
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A farting mink posted:Just look at this over-engineered piece of poo poo. Elmund could never in a million years make something so cool. It didn’t even catch on fire and everything.
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A farting mink posted:Just look at this over-engineered piece of poo poo. Elmund could never in a million years make something so cool. "And this shows all the amazing features that our engineers believe will never be seen on the road on any vehicle ever."
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A farting mink posted:Just look at this over-engineered piece of poo poo. Elmund could never in a million years make something so cool. At first I thought this was going to be dumb, but that stupid thing is admittedly cool as gently caress and Elon could never even build a prototype that interesting.
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Dec 13, 2022 13:25
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Mercedes realized just how much loyalty a worthless poo poo like elon got with minor tech baubles, and wants a cut of that pie.
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The adaptive rear wing scales are cool. The controller is a joystick but worse, but then it's presumably only meant for minor adjustments while the self driving would do the rest. The lights are excessive and distracting imo. Looks pretty though.
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Is this something a VPN would get around? Because if so, I have to assume anyone capable of setting up bots knows what a VPN is and the only thing this accomplishes is banning non-bots who aren't that tech savvy.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Gonna mine btc with your brains The only thing my brain mines is the original Dawn of the Dead on a loop 24/7.
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A farting mink posted:Just look at this over-engineered piece of poo poo. Elmund could never in a million years make something so cool. That looks like one of those frogs carrying tadpoles in its back, or the infamous photoshop of the lotus pod boob.
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So for leftist media organisations and politicians/public figures, when does it become unacceptably unprincipled to stay on Twitter? Does the good of broadcasting leftwing ideals to a wider audience outweigh the bad of supplying content and revenue-generating impressions for a billionaire on the far-right? I left Twitter a few weeks ago. 10/10 decision, would leave again - but I am needing to put more effort into maintaining a diet of leftwing content and analysis. I suspect that some people would, quite understandably, not make this effort.
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A farting mink posted:Just look at this over-engineered piece of poo poo. Elmund could never in a million years make something so cool. This looks and drives like poo poo. Cars are so stupid lol
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Guys I heard Melon Musk is a modern day Tony Stark, but I don’t recall - in which comic does Tony spend half his fortune to buy a cursed social network and then begs the Red Skull to please come post. Also Ironman reveals himself to be racist? And pays some black comedian to help with PR. Was that a Dan Slott run?
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Halisnacks posted:So for leftist media organisations and politicians/public figures, when does it become unacceptably unprincipled to stay on Twitter? Does the good of broadcasting leftwing ideals to a wider audience outweigh the bad of supplying content and revenue-generating impressions for a billionaire on the far-right? Something I posted in another thread: Don't leave, make them ban you. Then appeal it. We are far past the point where account numbers or advertiser angst is going to have any effect, it's not a publicly-traded company any more - there's no shareholders or board of directors to reign Elon in. Making them ban you makes just a little more work for the moderation team and costs Elon money.
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goatface posted:The adaptive rear wing scales are cool. Until you have to jet wash all the leaves and birdshit out of them, at least.
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other than activity being local daytime work hours, dont most troll farms use bot networks OUTISIDE their countries or vpn networks paid with "lol this is a tiny drop for a nationstate budget"
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god please help me posted:Mercedes realized just how much loyalty a worthless poo poo like elon got with minor tech baubles, and wants a cut of that pie. The difference is that they freely admit that it's all bullshit that will never come to market. They made the stupidest, coolest car they could come up with to promote Avatar 2 of all things.
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Agents are GO! posted:We are far past the point where account numbers or advertiser angst is going to have any effect, it's not a publicly-traded company any more - there's no shareholders or board of directors to reign Elon in. We are past the point where those figures have an indirect effect on the price of publicly-traded shares, but they do have a more direct effect on revenue. Content —> Engagement —> Revenue. Even if you are posting good content, you are giving your followers more reasons to keep using the platform, and increasing the number of impressions Elon can sell to brands. So Bernie or AOC or Corbyn or Jacobin or Novara Media are helping prop up a far-right billionaire’s business with each post they make. I think all those people/outlets are thoughtful enough that they recognise this is a bit of a Faustian bargain and they are concluding that for now, the reach and positive influence they can have on the platform outweighs the evil of helping make Elon richer (or, less poor, in the case of his investment in Twitter). But surely there is a line that the CEO of a company can cross before it’s too offensive to your principles that you can support their venture; after the “Prosecute/Fauci” thing I’m just wondering where that line is.
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can I suggest we also stop posting direct links to Musk's birdshits and just post screencaps or copypaste puretext posts? again screencap your enemies, repost your pals. making bad pages get less page visits and metrics is good.
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The Rabbi T. White posted:Yes I loving *know* Goondolances
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I like that musk GOT RID OF THE BOTS which were flooding his replies with like 'wow musk you're so smart' and now the comments on every tweet are just dunking on him
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