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TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Reminds me of this classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc6fiPcOzy4&t=72s

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

evilmiera posted:

More importantly when did they replace the Punishers mouth with a scoop?

How else is he meant to eat his kibble?

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Nice cheekbones, Darth.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Nilbop posted:

Nice cheekbones, Darth.

It looks like he has a smaller grumpy Darth face around his mouth.

Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude

All-New X-Factor 11

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin
I hope the robot is able to get laid

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
What I gather from these posts is that danger's main personality trait is Terminally Horny

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

site posted:

What I gather from these posts is that danger's main mutant power is Terminally Horny

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Danger, Danger
High voltage
When we touch, when we kiss

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

davidspackage posted:

Wow, that panel takes a moment to parse. Is the person's/monster's brain escaping their skull?
Yeah, that guy's having a bad day. Due to one of his father's experiments, his cellular structure is basically turning to soup.


The Punisher #2 (2000)

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Stop loving up people's commute, Frank.

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

site posted:

What I gather from these posts is that danger's main personality trait is Terminally Horny

An unfortunate side effect of being written by Peter David. The dude can write some good jokes, but does occasionally sacrifice characters on the altar of sitcom writing.

Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude
It’s a big throughline in the series.





And kinda weird to read

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
I don't think you get to gaslight someone into saying they were a willing partner after loving them while they were sleeping? But, I mean, if that's what the kids are up to...

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Corpsing is just Doug's kink.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
He can communicate in any language, he probably snored consent.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Marvel Knights #14 (2001)

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Fury's LMD got into the movie collection again.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Darthemed posted:


Marvel Knights #14 (2001)

*turning to camera*

"When I'm frantically looking for something, anything, that I can use to fight against a robot trying to kill me, I reach for Hungry Joe's."

Test Pattern
Dec 20, 2007

Keep scrolling, clod!

Elissimpark posted:

What I gather is that mutants Terminally Horny

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



Ah, you have been reading X-Terminators, too. Finest book in the current X line.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

The Punisher War Journal #47 (1992)
Grumpy passenger-seat Daredevil just gives me a smile every time.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Darthemed posted:


The Punisher War Journal #47 (1992)
Grumpy passenger-seat Daredevil just gives me a smile every time.
Imagine what listening to "I shoulda killed him" repeated ad nauseum is like with with enhanced hearing.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I felt like half of this comic belongs in this thread



Dark Web: X-Men #1

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Who's the guy on the left. I know it's not Blackagon Boltagar because he's talking.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



It's Havok

Joe Fisto
Dec 6, 2002

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

Havagar Okavon

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Blackagar has a tuning fork on his head, not a thong.

Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

Kwyndig posted:

Who's the guy on the left. I know it's not Blackagon Boltagar because he's talking.

Bullseye updated his costume, turns out he was a mutant all along.

Kulkasha
Jan 15, 2010

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Likchenpa.
What is Havok's power, exactly? Giving people supercancer?

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things
He shoots plasma waves kinda that operate on the same logic as Cyclop's eye beams. Including the 'iunno they punch, they superheat and uh he can't control it without special equipment' which in his case is his whole suit.

Also he and Scott are immune to each other's powers because... ???

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
They are immune because family members powers don’t work in each other.

Very few writers stick to this outside those two

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

He summons violent dogs by crying.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

CharlestheHammer posted:

They are immune because family members powers don’t work in each other.

Very few writers stick to this outside those two

Imagine Storm having a brother who was adopted away and never knew her and he gets struck by lightning, leaving people baffled as he just ignores it.

"yeah weather just never bothered me."

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



CharlestheHammer posted:

They are immune because family members powers don’t work in each other.

Very few writers stick to this outside those two

Hey now, Vulcan's powers don't work on either of them, either.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Thunderbird and Warpath arm wrestle and it’s just a constant deadlock.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



When Quicksilver runs into Scarlet Witch it's just like if you ran into someone at normal speed

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008

Endless Mike posted:

I felt like half of this comic belongs in this thread



Dark Web: X-Men #1

Cyclops having brain damage is the in-universe explanation as to why he can't control his eye beams, I didn't realise it was a rock that did it though.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

like the entire xmen darkweb comic does belong in here

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Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Tombot posted:

Cyclops having brain damage is the in-universe explanation as to why he can't control his eye beams, I didn't realise it was a rock that did it though.

Yeah, I thought he got it from his dad throwing him out of an airplane?

Come to think of it, I'd probably just tell people I got hit with a rock, too.

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