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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
"How many of y'all have been with a tsundere??"

*Cackles*

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John Romero
Jul 6, 2003

John Romero got made a bitch
bust rodd at his absolute worst was 100 x better than this guy

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

John Romero posted:

bust rodd at his absolute worst was 100 x better than this guy

That's only because Bust would invariably hit a trip limit and eat a probe whenever he got too hot, whereas there's nothing procedural slowing this guy down

multistability
Feb 15, 2014
So did the good Senator drink himself to death or what

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

multistability posted:

So did the good Senator drink himself to death or what

It was right there in his username the whole time.

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
something on twitter called little fizz is trending and i clicked it and its just a mans rear end in a top hat

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Sunk Dunk posted:

something on twitter called little fizz is trending and i clicked it and its just a mans rear end in a top hat

Some reddit porn popped up during a search, and it's called Gooning, so I was like, huh, I guess its all the horny goons

No, it's like a thing where dudes post heteroporn but talk about how they are better at doing the girl part then the girl, lmfao

"Bro, I could totally go deeper than that girl" It's like an extended Nick bit

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

ElGroucho posted:

Some reddit porn popped up during a search, and it's called Gooning, so I was like, huh, I guess its all the horny goons

No, it's like a thing where dudes post heteroporn but talk about how they are better at doing the girl part then the girl, lmfao

"Bro, I could totally go deeper than that girl" It's like an extended Nick bit

"Gooning" is supposed to be like Jacking Off as a Hobby and Addiction rather than out of horniness.
A "Gooner" is someone who is basically in a committed relationship with Porn, as a concept.
There's a subreddit called GoonCaves where these guys post their deluxe jack off setups that is extremely funny

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

"Gooning" is supposed to be like Jacking Off as a Hobby and Addiction rather than out of horniness.
A "Gooner" is someone who is basically in a committed relationship with Porn, as a concept.
There's a subreddit called GoonCaves where these guys post their deluxe jack off setups that is extremely funny

People are getting out of control with their hobbies. Its like these youtube freaks with coffee. "Oh, you like coffee? Do you like it through a $2,000 custom-made brass apothecary set? Do you wear obnoxious Sally Jessi Raphael glasses while you brew it? Do you use a medical grade filter? Sounds like you don't really like coffee."

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
I got a preview of this back in like 2011 when I used to look at the Fleshlight Forums for posts to screenshot, and it was filled with guys that would spend all day posting stuff like "Just clocked in at work! Can't wait to get back home and jack off!"

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Look we’re all just thinking it. They have the courage to say it out loud.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

slave to my cravings posted:

Look we’re all just thinking it. They have the courage to say it out loud.

I'm too cheap to buy any accoutrement - I'm a classic man

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

ElGroucho posted:

I'm too cheap to buy any accoutrement - I'm a classic man

I'm a classic man
Jacking off my D
With my hands and feet
I'm a classic man

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
if you could only see the way she fuhh me
she fuh me in my assssss

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

ElGroucho posted:

"How many of y'all have been with a tsundere??"

*Cackles*

I was getting head and this girl was all teeth and I said drat hoe are you yandere???

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

ElGroucho posted:

Some reddit porn popped up during a search, and it's called Gooning, so I was like, huh, I guess its all the horny goons

No, it's like a thing where dudes post heteroporn but talk about how they are better at doing the girl part then the girl, lmfao

"Bro, I could totally go deeper than that girl" It's like an extended Nick bit

90% of comments on straight porn are just "Lucky girl, jealous, wish that was me" etc.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Today is the birthday of my good friend Nick Mullen.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

slave to my cravings posted:

Today is the birthday of my good friend Nick Mullen.

An Ophiuchus, naturally :hmmyes:

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Sunk Dunk posted:

if you could only see the way she fuhh me
she fuh me in my assssss

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano
JRE #1909 - Stavros Halkias

Episode Description
Stavros Halkias is a stand-up comic and host of the new "Stavvy's World" podcast. His latest special, "Stavros Halkias: Live at the Lodge Room," is available on YouTube. www.stavvy.biz

3hr 25min

ptkfvk
Apr 30, 2013

Rufus Ping posted:

JRE #1909 - Stavros Halkias

Episode Description
Stavros Halkias is a stand-up comic and host of the new "Stavvy's World" podcast. His latest special, "Stavros Halkias: Live at the Lodge Room," is available on YouTube. https://www.stavvy.biz

325lb

Lol at this

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Rufus Ping posted:

JRE #1909 - Stavros Halkias

Episode Description
Stavros Halkias is a stand-up comic and host of the new "Stavvy's World" podcast. His latest special, "Stavros Halkias: Live at the Lodge Room," is available on YouTube. https://www.stavvy.biz

3hr 25min

Lmfao

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

It makes me glad I had to look up what JRE meant

Also lmao someone give a summary because gently caress listening to a second of that

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.




Stav got some competition here for gross podcast hosts lol

I see the are you garbage guys pop up sometimes I’m assuming that podcast is also no good

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

lol 3 and a half hours of stav and rogey

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
How do you listen for that long Jesus Christ. I was looking to see if that stav episode was real and there was an almost 5 hour long episode with Gillis, ari shaffir, and mark normand last week.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

i think people must listen to it while commuting, probably over the course of a couple days…idk

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
Oh he really was on jre lmao

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

adam should go on JRE with a hidden radio receiver so that nick can tell him what to say

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

So are they getting Kanye or not

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

i think people must listen to it while commuting, probably over the course of a couple days…idk

at my last job a guy watched rogan on youtube (i guess it's a show too? idk) for hours every day

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

Someone just post the gossipy bits

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

henkman posted:

Oh he really was on jre lmao

Yeah I was praying that it was a joke.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Rufus Ping posted:

JRE #1909 - Stavros Halkias

Episode Description
Stavros Halkias is a stand-up comic and host of the new "Stavvy's World" podcast. His latest special, "Stavros Halkias: Live at the Lodge Room," is available on YouTube. https://www.stavvy.biz

3hr 25min

no way wtf

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Snacksmaniac posted:

Someone just post the gossipy bits

When did he first say he is hungry

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Snacksmaniac posted:

Someone just post the gossipy bits

first two seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQCCU1Gtgao

PBCrunch
Jun 17, 2002

Lawrence Phillips Always #1 to Me

Pharmaskittle posted:

how about Tom Hanks uses a fortune teller machine to wish he was black, and the title of the movie is exactly the same.

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
anyone know what episode nick talks about downloading halle berry's tits from kazaa from swordfish

pls help slave to my cravings

Sunk Dunk fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Dec 13, 2022

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Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

henkman posted:

Oh he really was on jre lmao

Hahaha I assumed it was a bit

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