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NObodyNOWHERE: Apr 24, 2007; Now we are all sons of bitches.; Hell Gem

Snowy posted:

Thank You For Your Cervix

Thanks for the mammaries

# ? Dec 13, 2022 16:33

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# ? May 29, 2024 07:17

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Total Disney Replacement

# ? Dec 13, 2022 17:43

Grumio: Sep 20, 2001; in culina est

Sam Banking-Fraud

# ? Dec 13, 2022 18:04

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

I LET THE DOGS OUT

# ? Dec 13, 2022 18:39

Knot My President!: Jan 10, 2005

Post Alone

# ? Dec 13, 2022 18:41

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Grumio posted:

Sam Banking-Fraud

Chapo has been calling him Sam Bankrun-Fraud, great minds think alike

# ? Dec 13, 2022 18:45

DerekSmartymans: Feb 14, 2005; The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Breaking Glass posted:

Donkey Congee

Donkey Cognac

# ? Dec 13, 2022 18:50

Grumio: Sep 20, 2001; in culina est

Ernest goes camp

# ? Dec 13, 2022 18:58

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

nusty crutsack

# ? Dec 13, 2022 19:13

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

ham reduction

# ? Dec 13, 2022 19:32

Knot My President!: Jan 10, 2005

crowd pleasurer

# ? Dec 13, 2022 19:47

Mr_Companie: Jul 4, 2003; ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?

Burning, Tindering Sensation

# ? Dec 13, 2022 20:17

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Ripe Ballz

# ? Dec 13, 2022 20:20

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Yoshi Balut

# ? Dec 14, 2022 00:01

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

Huge delicious burrito

# ? Dec 14, 2022 00:04

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Military Dogfarter

# ? Dec 14, 2022 01:49

90s Solo Cup: Feb 22, 2011; To understand the cup
He must become the cup

hurts when peeing

Grumio posted:

Sam Banking-Fraud

I dunno....kinda preferred "Sam Bilkman-Fraud" myself.

# ? Dec 14, 2022 02:16

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

90s Solo Cup posted:

hurts when peeing

pisses when I burn

# ? Dec 14, 2022 02:51

This Is the Zodiac: Feb 4, 2003

Burn After Peeing

# ? Dec 14, 2022 02:54

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

Churn After Praying

# ? Dec 14, 2022 03:25

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Adam Sandler�s Holocaust Movie

# ? Dec 14, 2022 05:23

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

I Should Think Not

# ? Dec 14, 2022 06:00

Grumio: Sep 20, 2001; in culina est

90s Solo Cup posted:

hurts when peeing

I dunno....kinda preferred "Sam Bilkman-Fraud" myself.

This is more of a spoonerism, I like it!

# ? Dec 14, 2022 07:38

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Seal Team 69

# ? Dec 14, 2022 16:26

Breaking Glass: Dec 15, 2021

Thin Glizzy

# ? Dec 14, 2022 16:43

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

Mister sixer

# ? Dec 14, 2022 17:44

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

SLC Monk

# ? Dec 14, 2022 17:49

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

Fred Kennedy

# ? Dec 14, 2022 17:57

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Load bearing oxford comma,

# ? Dec 14, 2022 18:11

Breaking Glass: Dec 15, 2021

OXCART comma

# ? Dec 14, 2022 18:19

This Is the Zodiac: Feb 4, 2003

vomit absorber

# ? Dec 14, 2022 19:24

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

wurning bitch

# ? Dec 14, 2022 19:39

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

A buddy posted a screencap from Marcel the Shell in a group chat and now we're riffing 'cause I was like "what is that, this Snail movie I keep hearing about?"

You've Got Snail

Snail, Caesar!

Ernest Goes To Snail

Snailure To Launch

Deuce Bigalow: Snail Gigolo

WithSnail And I

# ? Dec 14, 2022 20:08