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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

girl befriender posted:

hey its legal in canada.

You're mixing up the doctor playset with the maid playset.

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butt dickus
Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players

Hollismason posted:

What. Just I mean what.
i see you've never gotten your phd. otherwise you'd know you have to do the doctorin' triathlon of shooting, bowling and dentistry

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
What is that, fugu?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Hollismason posted:

What. Just I mean what.

For when your insurance gets denied.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Can't be a doctor without something to treat...

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

I don't see the problem, it even has proper triaging equipment

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Facepalm like HR Giger.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Lucky doctors.

Nurses have to do it by hand.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Where is the Obvious Plant logo.




WHERE IS THE OBVIOUS PLANT LOGO

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Mister Speaker posted:

What is that, fugu?

Could be. Not sure why a bunch of sashimi is cursed. The thin slices do make it look like, fugu.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

butt dickus posted:

i see you've never gotten your phd. otherwise you'd know you have to do the doctorin' triathlon of shooting, bowling and dentistry

That’s for a DDS. An MD triathlon involves archery, lawn darts, and separation of conjoined twins.

A PhD requires you to play chicken, breakdance, and reduce an entire colony of mice to a slurry using a sonic dismembrator. And you have to publish a manuscript for each of them in journals with double-digit impact factors, or you’ll be an adjunct professor for the rest of your career.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Mister Speaker posted:

What is that, fugu?

Fugu too, pal

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008


PLAY A GAME

GO AHEAD, I DARE YOU

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Doctors like to call that the “Ol’ Yeller”

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

drat, that hand could probably give some good handjobs.

Can't even imagine the fisting porn one could make with that.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


It's so the doctor can shoot you if your farts aren't luscious enough

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose


edit: wrong thread, it's in reference to this thing https://www.amazon.ca/Philips-Conne...ps%2C124&sr=8-1

HAmbONE fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Dec 14, 2022

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


NoneMoreNegative posted:

It's so the doctor can shoot you if your farts aren't luscious enough



lmao

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ORqZMG8.mp4

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

I was gonna say "why don't we ever see women this stupid" but then I remembered all the women who vote republican.

ughhhh
Oct 17, 2012

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

mice to a slurry using a sonic dismembrator.

If someone could post that ad it would be much appreciated and thread appropriate.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ughhhh posted:

If someone could post that ad it would be much appreciated and thread appropriate.



That took longer than expected to track down, "homogenate" was the secret keyword I was missing

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

ughhhh posted:

If someone could post that ad it would be much appreciated and thread appropriate.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I have been seeing that picture for like 20 years now and it is still a little funny. I think I might have actually asphyxiated if I had encountered that ad in its original context when totally unprepared for comedy

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Why was he listening to her leg?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


I've run across this once or twice before but holy poo poo is it still a kick in the teeth to 25-years-ago me.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

That's hosed up.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

NoneMoreNegative posted:

It's so the doctor can shoot you if your farts aren't luscious enough



Jesus you'd think with royalties and Stranger Things dosh Winona Ryder wouldn't also have to jobber for fetish money :(

Mister Speaker posted:

That's hosed up.

Pick your curse: cultural tourism or still wussing out and going to the hospital after.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NMNbr4z7eE

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Andrew Ucles is blessed. Like a crazy Steve Irwin.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Inceltown posted:

Andrew Ucles is blessed. Like a crazy Steve Irwin.

ITYM "crazier."

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Captain Hygiene posted:



That took longer than expected to track down, "homogenate" was the secret keyword I was missing

Man it was unsettling enough doing that to rat brains and adrenals; a whole mouse though… eurgh

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/PupAmp/status/1602765502962491392?t=FHyNPUJs-4SJQC9ReovMkQ&s=19

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Linux Pirate posted:

Why was he listening to her leg?

I think it’s so he’s in a good position to smell her farts.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Captain Hygiene posted:



That took longer than expected to track down, "homogenate" was the secret keyword I was missing

they should make one of these big enough for a human

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing

Hollismason posted:

What. Just I mean what.

"Abdomen's haunted"

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Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Dr. Quarex posted:

I have been seeing that picture for like 20 years now and it is still a little funny. I think I might have actually asphyxiated if I had encountered that ad in its original context when totally unprepared for comedy

If you saw that ad in the wild, it probably would have been in a medical supply catalog with lots of other things that seem horrifying to people that don't have to euthanize rats on the daily.

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