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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

ultrafilter posted:

This showed up online a few days ago and absolutely no one knows what it means:


Big



Energy


Ooof what a terrible snipe

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

The only proper way to watch tiktoks is via twitter screengrabs https://twitter.com/slennonhugs/status/1602787345811804160?s=20&t=uR4R-f5iaiAwalKnjwweBg

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/PsionicPsittacc/status/1602533501919584256

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

The only proper way to watch tiktoks is via twitter screengrabs

Via message board.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Lobok posted:

Via message board.

On an unofficial phone app.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

ultrafilter posted:

This showed up online a few days ago and absolutely no one knows what it means:


This was finally explained to me as Miss Registered Nurse(MRN) to Mrs.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

there's a memorial on the sidewalk outside parliament for some cop who got stabbed to death by the guy who drove a car into pedestrians on westminster bridge and tried to get into parliament.

it's at ground level just alongside the giant wall/fence around the complex and looks 100% like a gravestone. I can't stop myself from joking "I can't believe they buried him right where he got stabbed" when tourists are in earshot

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Grassy Knowles posted:

This was finally explained to me as Miss Registered Nurse(MRN) to Mrs.

But she’s a nursing assistant.

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe

Grassy Knowles posted:

This was finally explained to me as Miss Registered Nurse(MRN) to Mrs.

gently caress you no it's not no way

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Grassy Knowles posted:

This was finally explained to me as Miss Registered Nurse(MRN) to Mrs.

It still doesn't make sense? ^^^ Yeah, she's a nurning annintant and the honourific 'Mrs' is nowhere to be found.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

graventy posted:

gently caress you no it's not no way

Are you astonished by their doctrine?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Agents are GO! posted:

Are you astonished by their doctrine?

No it's just wrong.

Hallucinogenic Toreador
Nov 21, 2000

Whoooooahh I'd be
Nothin' without you
Baaaaaa-by

Grassy Knowles posted:

This was finally explained to me as Miss Registered Nurse(MRN) to Mrs.

This explanation is clearly nonsense as there is no register of surses.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Grassy Knowles posted:

This was finally explained to me as Miss Registered Nurse(MRN) to Mrs.

Why would you want a nurse to be misregistered?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

It’s saying flip south and north.

“Look at this great life you have. Now what if it was exactly OPPOSITE” to make you appreciate your CNA love interest before you lose her 5ever

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

I know so many nurses that are amazing at their jobs and all the complicated stuff that can go with it but outside that are so stupid it hurts so I can totally believe she meant that and just couldn't write it in a way that made sense to anybody but her.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Can't remember if it was from this thread or a tweet reply but "so good" becomes "no good." Thats the most logical thing I've heard beyond "made up so it gets more exposure" like youtubers pronouncing words wrong so they get more comments.

https://twitter.com/ShadowTodd/status/1602820540728680450?t=TjePMzEywgAsy0-ZCzTWKA&s=19

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Willie looks exactly like Gavin Belson.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Frank Frank posted:

26 year-old nursing assistant by your side
26 year-old nurning annintant by your nide?

What does this even mean?

That’s the beauty of it, it doesn’t MEAN anything!

(No really, ‘she’ (possibly a bot with stolen pics) just posts this repeatedly to drive engagement because it doesn’t make sense.)

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I've definitely seen other women with that same caption, maybe not the nursing assistant part but the messed up swapping of letters and I didn't get the gag but I think the gag is not getting it.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to Nursing Assistant?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I think people on the internet are embracing a shame-free excuse to gaze upon some décolletage

Tree Bucket has a new favorite as of 05:40 on Dec 14, 2022

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1599606116609949697

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
loving judicial raptivism is what it is

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
This is actually a tumblr post, but I saw the image in a tweet. I'm not posting the tweet because it's a protected account, so most of you wouldn't be able to see it.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

There's DEFINITELY a lot of other stuff going on there.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Bogus Adventure posted:

There's DEFINITELY a lot of other stuff going on there.

Based on context I think the suspect was actually buying ammunition for guns, but they quoted song lyrics at the start, so the FBI or ATF or whoever assumed he owned those guns as well.

I get not knowing the specific lyric, but how do you surveil gang members and not even know who Biggie Smalls was? How do you exist in America even and not even recognize the name? My mom knows who Biggie Smalls was.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Skwirl posted:

This is actually a tumblr post, but I saw the image in a tweet. I'm not posting the tweet because it's a protected account, so most of you wouldn't be able to see it.



I saw this a few days ago, along with people pointing out it's the same way you can tell crypto and NFTs weren't actually any good at what they were supposed to do: if they were worth anything tech-wise, the furries would've gotten there before any of the rest of us.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Skwirl posted:

Based on context I think the suspect was actually buying ammunition for guns, but they quoted song lyrics at the start, so the FBI or ATF or whoever assumed he owned those guns as well.

I get not knowing the specific lyric, but how do you surveil gang members and not even know who Biggie Smalls was? How do you exist in America even and not even recognize the name? My mom knows who Biggie Smalls was.

I'm assuming the prosecutor was that one person who only listened to Linkin Park's In The End

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I gotta respect that the official account of Imam Sayyid Ali Khamenei didn't pay for a blue check mark.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
https://twitter.com/sailor_viola/status/1033117718025785344

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Tree Bucket posted:

I think people on the internet are embracing a shame-free excuse to gaze upon some décolletage
I'd décoll her tage.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I feel like I need to stockpile @oldpplonline tweets instead of posting every good one I see because it'd get old (heh) real fast, plus they're not really "tweets"

Anyway here are 2 recent ones that made me howl

https://twitter.com/oldpplonline/status/1602705222589112325

https://twitter.com/oldpplonline/status/1602830731855683586

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



There's a group on Facebook called 'A group where we all pretend to be boomers' and you can almost guarantee a lot of stuff on that account comes from there or similar.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
e: My bad. Wrong thread.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1603029992996233219

You guys recognize any of those handles? (also lol)

https://twitter.com/JeremiahDJohns/status/1602666135786250240

Great poo poo in here





zoux has a new favorite as of 15:47 on Dec 14, 2022

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
The old man search Twitter account was a good gimmick

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Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Grassy Knowles posted:

This was finally explained to me as Miss Registered Nurse(MRN) to Mrs.

if this is true then it has horrible implications because the acronym for a certified nursing assistant is CNA

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