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Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Lol if thats all it takes to be labeled a sex pest these days considering what others are doing

Catcalling and doing the tongue-out-of-mouth awooga in public may be acceptable behavior for Italians but is generally frowned upon by human beings nowadays

drat bad snipe

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Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
I hear Guy Fieri raped and killed dozens of women and hundreds of men.

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Mama murder!

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


A Bakers Cousin posted:

Lol if thats all it takes to be labeled a sex pest these days considering what others are doing

this is an attempt by the dastardly wasp and their anglo underlings to declare all southern european culture offensive, and i for one won't stand for it

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
cuomo delete your account

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
where do you think donkey sauce comes from?

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
italy

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Bip Roberts posted:

where do you think donkey sauce comes from?

Like tomatoes and every other good ingredient used in Italian cooking, somewhere other than Italy?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Is it sauce for donkey meat? Because if so I'm guessing Marco Polo (a fake person) bought it back from China.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


In an Alka-Seltzer commercial from 1969, an actor (played by Jack Somack) in a commercial for the fictional product "Magdalini's Meatballs" has to eat a meatball and then say "Mamma mia, that's-a spicy meat-a ball-a!" in an ersatz Italian accent. Take after take is ruined by some comedic trial or another (comedian Ronny Graham dropping the clapperboard). By the commercial's end, Jack has eaten so many meatballs that it's "Alka-Seltzer to the rescue." With his stomach settled, Jack does a perfect take, except that the oven door falls off. The director (off-camera) sighs and says, "OK, let's break for lunch."

Jazerus has issued a correction as of 16:41 on Dec 24, 2022

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Mister Speaker posted:

Yeah, I was scared for a minute there about Milkshake Duck Guy Fieri. I've only ever heard good things about the guy, like volunteering in soup kitchens and stuff.

he surprisingly is. I grew up in Santa Rosa where he lives and was kinda a local celeb before getting on food network. he does a lot of meals for firefighters, raised a lot of money for local businesses that were struggling during the pandemic and fires, and trying to improve wages for food and farm workers and food for healthcare workers. for as much money as he has, his house is kinda a run down unassuming 3 or 4 br old house. he does have a lot of lovely yellow sports cars tho.

his persona on tv is actually very similar to his off camera persona too

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Italy isn't even a "real thing" and I'm tired of people acting like it is.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

angerbeet posted:

Italy isn't even a "real thing" and I'm tired of people acting like it is.

totally fake country. like Belgium. made up history, was created as promotional material for the Godfather.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Fun fact: Tolkien based his Elves off of Italians. That's why in the films, Celeborn's only line of dialog is "I make-a da pizza pie."

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Thats why when Elves get old they go " across the sea "(to florida)

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
"You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring. Abbondanza."

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
You have-a my roller-a!


uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Gimli: I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an Italian
Luigi: How about side by side con un amico?

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
The Hobbits were the Italian stand in now that I think about it

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
the astonishing deaging effect on king theoden was not cgi, but first gaslighting the actor into thinking he was italian, and then revealing he was not while the cameras were rolling

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Tiler Kiwi posted:

the astonishing deaging effect on king theoden was not cgi, but first gaslighting the actor into thinking he was italian, and then revealing he was not while the cameras were rolling

Lol

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

quote:

After hosting Mussolini in Berlin in September 1937, the Führer helped his entourage let off steam by mounting a full-scale parody of the Duce: ‘His chin thrust forward, his legs spread and his right hand jammed on his hip, Hitler bellowed Italian or Italian-sounding words like giovinezza, patria, victoria, macaroni, belleza, bel canto and basta.’ For a dictator who only spoke German, the act exceeded Hitler’s ordinary range and the court architect, Albert Speer, noted that the laughter was more than polite: the performance ‘was indeed very funny’.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

quote:

Hitler bellowed Italian or Italian-sounding words like ... macaroni

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


Hitler had a meager final meal of pasta and tomato sauce before he shot himself in his Berlin bunker, newly uncovered letters have revealed.

The Führer was forced to suffer the indignity of the basic grub as Allied troops rolled victoriously into the crumbling German capital on April 30, 1945.

Notes from personal chef Constanze Manziarly to her sister show the pathetic plate was the evil dictator’s last.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
italians are just swamp spaniards

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Cuttlefush posted:

italians are just swamp spaniards

sort of like with the Germans... you have your Snow Germans, your Lowland Germans, your Island Germans, your Forest Germans.

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010


lmao

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
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AND HEAR
Spaniards are just Italians with speech impediments and more inbreeding.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Mister Speaker posted:

Fun fact: Tolkien based his Elves off of Italians. That's why in the films, Teleporno's only line of dialog is "I make-a da pizza pie."

FTFY

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

angerbeet posted:

Italy isn't even a "real thing" and I'm tired of people acting like it is.

To me it will always be the Holy Roman Empire

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
meats-a back on the-a-menu-a

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Mister Speaker posted:

Spaniards are just Italians with speech impediments and more inbreeding.

italians are spanish with the criminal gene

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
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AND HEAR

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Bip Roberts posted:

meats-a back on the-a-menu-a

Italians abstain from eating meat on Friday during Lent because a dietary restriction is the most painful suffering they can think of

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://twitter.com/rahsh33m/status/1607159093898416128

Doublethink
Sep 11, 2001

Umpossible my dear fellow, simply umpossible
You know why Italy is shaped like a boot?

Because you can't fit that much poo poo into a shoe!

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
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AND HEAR
Visited my zia and nonna and a relative who flew in from Veneto whom I haven't seen since I was like 10 years old.

Came home with a panettone, of course.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
i threw an aa battery into Trevi Fountain and also didn't get a wish granted

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
ey :(

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