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I’ll give Elon my address to assassinate me and my family I guess but he has to promise to use really fancy missiles and not just run over us with a fleet of Teslas
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A story in three parts https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1603612096062754819 https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1603619497461616640 https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1603624462909415426
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Rigel posted:
i mean the clip is like 12 different variations of that joke, so that might be enough
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Dec 16, 2022 06:43
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lol at the 2nd richest guy on earth spending 44billion dollars so he could get cyberbullied
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Dec 16, 2022 06:44
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Elon has finally meet his match: shitposters.
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spunkshui posted:I figured it out: He has social media addiction. Well yeah. He’s a narcissist. He’s addicted to that instant attention from so many thousands of people. I think it’s what they call “narcissistic supply” in psychology. Trump craves it too, maybe even more than he craves money.
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Dec 16, 2022 06:46
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What's our timeline where Tesla vehicles become unsellable because he's alienated the rich liberals who would buy them?
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Dec 16, 2022 06:52
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This all could have been avoided if Obama just hadn't made those jokes about him at that White House Correspondents' dinner.
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Frank Frank posted:I’ll give Elon my address to assassinate me and my family I guess but he has to promise to use really fancy missiles and not just run over us with a fleet of Teslas What about a compromise, assassination via fancy missiles, but they're delivered to you're door uber style in a fleet of teslas?
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Dec 16, 2022 06:54
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next model of tesla is just going to be named the gamer word
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Dec 16, 2022 06:55
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lol if musky got his vocab term from a dev.
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Dec 16, 2022 06:59
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Holy poo poo what a loser.
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resident posted:Who could have predicted eve 6 being a preeminent poster of the 2020s Lmao it's beautiful
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Dec 16, 2022 07:03
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Frank Frank posted:I’ll give Elon my address to assassinate me and my family I guess but he has to promise to use really fancy missiles and not just run over us with a fleet of Teslas 
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Dec 16, 2022 07:03
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This guy is insanely cool! Seriously... You nerds doubt this?!?
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Pook Good Mook posted:What's our timeline where Tesla vehicles become unsellable because he's alienated the rich liberals who would buy them? it's basically happening imo. he's torching the place on the way out.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1603605552289849345 AOC telling Leon Musk to touch grass is 
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Dec 16, 2022 07:12
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We need these images as thread title.
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Dec 16, 2022 07:23
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Spaces have been completed disabled
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Dec 16, 2022 07:24
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AlmightyBob posted:Spaces have been completed disabled Ahahaha
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Dec 16, 2022 07:26
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Didn’t he disable spaces like a week ago?
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still works in a browser, tho tough to find them
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Dec 16, 2022 07:29
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Yeah but those are the little people, they don't matter.
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Guess that Space  wasn't Safe enough
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And this is to go further beyond super thin skin Boer. I call it super thin skin Boer 2.
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AlmightyBob posted:Spaces have been completed disabled When we are all so very old and frail, our memories almost gone, in like 5-10 years time, our great grand children shall gather around and ask us ever so politely, "hey, grand pa, can you tell us the story again, about the time you watch a social media services public shat itself to death?", and a smile shall come to our mouth and a happy glint to our eyes as we remember back to these glorious golden days, and start to tell this tale.
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Dec 16, 2022 07:33
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you know, if elon thinks of location data as assassination coordinates, it might explain some things about his cars.
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Dec 16, 2022 07:34
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Dec 16, 2022 07:35
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Did I miss a new development where Elon lives in his jet now? How often is he in the drat thing that it amounts to “real time assassination coordinates” ? Isn’t it at best an indication of the areas he’s travelling to, once he’s airborne? Unless this assassination is going to involve surface to air missiles or a rogue USAF pilot interdicting the plane, or the places he’s landing have zero security (famously airports have unrestricted access) then I think he’s probably ok. Honestly assassination would probably be a blessed release for him at this point, as he appears to be losing his mind in real time, in public.
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Dec 16, 2022 07:36
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Time to tell the fragile pissbaby billionaire that I know their assassination coordinates
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Dec 16, 2022 07:44
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This was an open goal for Elon. Those messages were as supportive and constructive as he could ever hope to get, especially from someone who has been far more critical of him in the past. He could have just said “you know what, you’re right, I just lost all perspective when I felt my life was being threatened”, or something, and pretty much defused the whole thing. Instead he posts “you first lol”. A 51 old baby.
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Dec 16, 2022 07:48
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It’s amazing to see people like Elon and Trump tweet because you know everyone around them is begging them to put the loving phone down but they just can’t. They are so addicted that they will continue to tweet no matter what the cost.
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Dec 16, 2022 07:56
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The absolute best thing for musk and everyone else is for him to log off and sadly he cannot
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Sophy Wackles posted:It’s amazing to see people like Elon and Trump tweet because you know everyone around them is begging them to put the loving phone down but they just can’t. They are so addicted that they will continue to tweet no matter what the cost. Who the gently caress is around Elon at this point besides broke brained right-wing tech bros? They want him to keep tweeting
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I can no longer like tweets directly from the timeline in the Android app. I have to click on the tweet and then like it. This poo poo is so broken.
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Lamech posted:yeah, where's Bernard Arnault right now? Where's his plane? Is he out there attempting to dunk on his clientele? Throwin some hissy fits about nonsense? Arnault actually responded to the private jet trackers a few months back by shrugging and saying he’d just hire other people’s jets from now on so he doesn’t show up on the trackers, which - fair play to him - is perhaps a more foolproof and elegant solution than screaming about assassination coordinates online until it all goes away.
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Tippecanoe posted:The absolute best thing for musk and everyone else is for him to log off and sadly he cannot In a 5 year's old singsong voice: "You first!" Said Elon musk, a 51 years old man with about a dozen of children.
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Grey Seer Thanquol squirts the musk of fear
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Durzel posted:Did I miss a new development where Elon lives in his jet now? How often is he in the drat thing that it amounts to “real time assassination coordinates” ? If he wasn't such a dweeb, one could say "Maybe his friends and loved ones are using the jet without him!" But we can't say this, he doesn't have any.
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