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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

To be fair he's killing not just the company but also the passengers and other road users

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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

E the Shaggy posted:

I'm pretty positive the story 100% didn't happen. He just made it all up to give himself cover to ban Elon Jet, which I bet was fast tracked because he got boo-ed at the Chappelle Show, a venue he believed was 100% going to suck him off.

It didn't happen, people found proof that the location etc he was talking about was not near the airport etc.

Elon lying? I know right!

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




The Last Call posted:

It didn't happen, people found proof that the location etc he was talking about was not near the airport etc.

Elon lying? I know right!

Yeah well nobody would know it was a fake event at a fake location if his real-time location wasn't constantly being doxxed!!

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




lol the transformation to bullied little nerd poo poo is complete when his loving mum shows up to scold people for picking on poor lil' Elon

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

It's going to be another loving Twitter Files, but I like the idea of Elon just banning everyone that didn't vote the way he wanted.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Hobo Clown posted:

Yeah well nobody would know it was a fake event at a fake location if his real-time location wasn't constantly being doxxed!!

Yeah he should probably stop posting pictures of his nightdesk at Twitter HQ, or of lil X wearing his cute Twitter badge on the 10th floor of Twitter HQ

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Cthulu Carl posted:

You know when he says it out loud, he pronounces it "Coupe de grayse" while smiling smugly.

I'm sure he pronounces it "coo de graahhh :rolleye:"

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
https://twitter.com/insortediablo/status/1603805950875275264?t=lQH72nqxwKuio760oqcTZg&s=19

Voxx
Jul 28, 2009

I'll give 'em a hold
and a break to breathe
And if they can't play nice
I won't play with 'em at all
doxxing is a serious issue and elon is just thinking of children

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Data Graham posted:

I'm sure he pronounces it "coo de graahhh :rolleye:"
The Coup de Grace is going to be an announcement that you can live-Tweet by voice through the central console while running over children in your Tesla.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Heath posted:

Has anyone said Musk is doing Lowtax yet. Has anyone ever made that joke yet.

Not jokingly no

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Crazy Ted posted:

The Coup de Grace is going to be an announcement that you can live-Tweet by voice through the central console while running over children in your Tesla.

He's gonna announce a boxing match with Uwe Boll

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Is there a goon mastadon?

Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

Machai posted:

Is there a goon mastadon?

you're on it

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

"I'm Rich (Kyanka), bitch"

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

Voxx posted:

doxxing is a serious issue and elon is just thinking of children



can we please stop posting this. it's fake, there is no runway long enough on that island for his plane to land.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


lol

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Autechresaint posted:

can we please stop posting this. it's fake, there is no runway long enough on that island for his plane to land.

counterpoint: lol

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Autechresaint posted:

can we please stop posting this. it's fake, there is no runway long enough on that island for his plane to land.

There’s no way to prove that

Shroud
May 11, 2009

Autechresaint posted:

can we please stop posting this. it's fake, there is no runway long enough on that island for his plane to land.

A lack of landing strips never stopped any other visitors.

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

Autechresaint posted:

can we please stop posting this. it's fake, there is no runway long enough on that island for his plane to land.

thats what the failing new york times wants you to think

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Autechresaint posted:

can we please stop posting this. it's fake, there is no runway long enough on that island for his plane to land.

How did bill gate’s plane land?

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Shroud posted:

A lack of landing strips never stopped any other visitors.

Holy poo poo

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Shroud posted:

A lack of landing strips never stopped any other visitors.

:yikes:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
its real i did my own research suck it libtard

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008


https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603821403731476480

LOL this fuckin guy

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Flowers for QAnon posted:

How did bill gate’s plane land?
Ideally the landing strip for that island would have been at the bottom of the ocean.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Shroud posted:

A lack of landing strips never stopped any other visitors.

yes very good

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Shroud posted:

A lack of landing strips never stopped any other visitors.

wow lol

Voxx
Jul 28, 2009

I'll give 'em a hold
and a break to breathe
And if they can't play nice
I won't play with 'em at all

Shroud posted:

A lack of landing strips never stopped any other visitors.

lmfao

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Shroud posted:

A lack of landing strips never stopped any other visitors.

jeet

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

lol the transformation to bullied little nerd poo poo is complete when his loving mum shows up to scold people for picking on poor lil' Elon

HIS mom is going to tell OUR moms and we're all going to be in a shitload of trouble

Butterwagon
Mar 21, 2010

Lookit that stupid ass-hole!
https://twitter.com/galuade_/status/1603795698012807168

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Shroud posted:

A lack of landing strips never stopped any other visitors.

holy poo poo

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
"I ASKED YOU A QUESTION BITCH!!"

This loving guy

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
WOKE ROBOTS

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603836383885332480?s=20&t=pdPIkiY14ndpybfI6g9Zow

Ghetto SuperCzar
Feb 20, 2005


NBC suspending Ben Collins is perhaps even more embarrassing than Musks tantrum, which doesn't seem possible.

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Ghetto SuperCzar posted:

NBC suspending Ben Collins is perhaps even more embarrassing than Musks tantrum, which doesn't seem possible.

It makes me think that places like NBC suck, just not for the reason Musk says they do

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Wait wait wait wait. Can we back up for a second? Did the kid behind elonjet actually post whereabouts of his kids car and was his kid even on the jet? What do the two have to do with eachother?



Edit: I'm also pretty sure being a creep and stalking people was around before twitter.

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punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

mainstream media is like 80% stenography for capital, it's true.

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