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Inshallah someone shoots down Elon's plane
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it's true that Chicago had more than twenty thousand RPG-related homicides this year, but most of the united states is well below that rate.
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Dec 17, 2022 02:19
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DeeplyConcerned posted:this is a broken clock is right twice a day scenario . Yes, we have entirely too many surface to air missiles, shoulder mounted RPG's, and other anti-aircraft weaponry circulating around this country so the account is technically a security risk. But that's only because our insane lack of gun control in this country. Elon? Is that you?
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Dec 17, 2022 02:19
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Gonna shoot FFVII discs at Elon's plane like that one Unreal Tournament gun.
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Dec 17, 2022 02:21
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*hoisting comically oversized shoulder-mounted launch module, purchased legally at a nearby retailer* aight i've got everything but the assassination coordinates, now to look up @elonjet on twitter.com, literally the only resource for flight plans of which I am aware or able to google
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Dec 17, 2022 02:22
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DeeplyConcerned posted:this is a broken clock is right twice a day scenario . Yes, we have entirely too many surface to air missiles, shoulder mounted RPG's, and other anti-aircraft weaponry circulating around this country so the account is technically a security risk. But that's only because our insane lack of gun control in this country. same energy as that goon in the UA thread terrified about putin personally nuking him.
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Dec 17, 2022 02:22
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Usually as long as you mind your business and stay away from the flamethrower gangs they don't flamethrower you.
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Dec 17, 2022 02:26
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SRQ posted:same energy as that goon in the UA thread terrified about putin personally nuking him. That goon is terrified about every nuclear power nuking them, personally. Russia is just the latest world power in the news that they are latching onto.
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Dec 17, 2022 02:27
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wait you all don't strap on 3-4 surface to air missiles when you go to buy hamberders?
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Dec 17, 2022 02:27
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my favorite was when some teens decided to spice up their hometown of Bumfuck, MW by putting up home made christmas decorations shaped like question blocks from the super mario video game franchise, and there were boomers apopleptic in the streets, absolutely convinced that these contraptions must have been bombs planted by Al Qaeda to take out the US' strategic farm dirt reserve If you're not convinced you'll be the first target taken out before war is ever declared, how do you even make it through the day? Just not muddling through a 24/7 haze of deluded paranoia? Be real.
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Dec 17, 2022 02:28
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myrtar's Inventory, except he has an entire Howitzer strapped to his belt
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Dec 17, 2022 02:29
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I can’t even remember the last time I was on a plane and we managed to land without at least one rocket destroying us completely. It’s exhausting and I’m glad this menace is finally being dealt with by banning Twitter accounts! Problem solved
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Dec 17, 2022 02:30
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Thread title why not done?
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Dec 17, 2022 02:31
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Telsa Cola posted:That goon is terrified about every nuclear power nuking them, personally. Russia is just the latest world power in the news that they are latching onto. It's always incredible that an online community of probably 10,000 people, somehow manages to consistently be stupider than the world's biggest social media organizations.
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Dec 17, 2022 02:32
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Dec 17, 2022 02:33
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*tinkers around with the SAM battery I have in my garage* *accidentally launches myself while sitting on top of a missile* *waves my 10-gallon hat and goes "YEEEHAWWWW" like Slim Pickens at the end of Dr. Strangelove, as I ride the missile straight towards Elon's plane*
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Dec 17, 2022 02:35
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The buck stops with the Federal Reserve.
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Dec 17, 2022 02:39
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gret posted:https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1603886760437522433?s=20&t=ZOWTK7lIjQ5m62k45rZcQQ He's gonna take her aninated av too. Make it sting.
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Dec 17, 2022 02:41
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:my favorite was when some teens decided to spice up their hometown of Bumfuck, MW by putting up home made christmas decorations shaped like question blocks from the super mario video game franchise, and there were boomers apopleptic in the streets, absolutely convinced that these contraptions must have been bombs planted by Al Qaeda to take out the US' strategic farm dirt reserve Haha or when an advertising group put up Mooninites from Aqua teen Hunger Force and people thought they were bombs
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Dec 17, 2022 02:41
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"Disillusioned liberal" Bari Weiss realizing what it means to cross the hair plug boy king: https://twitter.com/bariweiss/status/1603917373852946433?s=20&t=Eci4T1YgYFI0b4fI15HFQQ https://twitter.com/bariweiss/status/1603908561741889536?s=20&t=Eci4T1YgYFI0b4fI15HFQQ
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Dec 17, 2022 02:45
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E the Shaggy posted:"Disillusioned liberal" Bari Weiss realizing what it means to cross the hair plug boy king: Let Them Fight Also Worst Person You Know
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Dec 17, 2022 02:49
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Gatts posted:I have 8 meetings a day! Where’s my billions, Elon? There is an inverse relationship between any person's salary and how much empirical evidence they are obligated to provide of their productivity / value as an employee.
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Dec 17, 2022 02:49
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One tthing I recently noticed is theres a lot of youtube channels predicting on the idea "were watching this enormously influential film for the first time" like yeah we've never seen jurassic park of LOTR before, I'm a pretty mormon girl It's all Chinese propaganda. it hasn't happened yet it's bullshit
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Dec 17, 2022 02:50
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E the Shaggy posted:"Disillusioned liberal" Bari Weiss realizing what it means to cross the hair plug boy king: Musk learning the hard way that all the other right wing maniacs are just as erratic and narcissistic as he is
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Dec 17, 2022 02:52
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He probably spent more time in that meeting looking at his phone than paying attention.
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Dec 17, 2022 02:54
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big black turnout posted:What the gently caress are you talking about Goons have been irredeemable weirdos since 2001
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Dec 17, 2022 02:57
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DeeplyConcerned posted:this is a broken clock is right twice a day scenario . Yes, we have entirely too many surface to air missiles, shoulder mounted RPG's, and other anti-aircraft weaponry circulating around this country so the account is technically a security risk. But that's only because our insane lack of gun control in this country. I wish that were true, it'd be awesome
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Dec 17, 2022 03:04
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ruddiger posted:Can you imagine having to sit in a meeting with this loving guy in his current headspace
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Dec 17, 2022 03:04
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E the Shaggy posted:… keep in mind, once again, none of this actually happened. Nobody messed with his baby and the actual location had nothing to do with the plane account; it’s a complete distraction. Nobody was dragging missile launchers to LAX or setting up a snipers nest based on secret intel derived from a transponder. None of this happened. Elon just really wanted to ban the plane account and for some reason turned it into whatever this is.
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Dec 17, 2022 03:05
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punishedkissinger posted:it's true that Chicago had more than twenty thousand RPG-related homicides this year, but most of the united states is well below that rate. Look, the rest of the country may not understand that the rules say if your d&d character dies then you die, but here in the Windy City we play the game the way Gygax meant it to be played.
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Dec 17, 2022 03:06
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Harald posted:One tthing I recently noticed is theres a lot of youtube channels predicting on the idea I could see that being interesting if was someone learning about a new culture for the first time and they were able to give insight into things that are similar and different from movies they watched in their culture and what not and actually going into details about things. I would imagine though, it's 99% "he'hehe, that was funny", "I liked that", "that was a scary bit". type comments that seem to be what reaction videos mostly are.
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Dec 17, 2022 03:06
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Seems he paid off the LAPD too, honestly, considering how obviously fake everything is.
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Dec 17, 2022 03:08
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I thought he suspended the LAPD guy that mentioned there was no police report
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Dec 17, 2022 03:09
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E the Shaggy posted:"Disillusioned liberal" Bari Weiss realizing what it means to cross the hair plug boy king: Motherfuck it really is just every other internet forum drama you've ever seen on mIRC, bbCode, livejournal, Myspace, Facebook, Discord, etc. blown up to scale.
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Dec 17, 2022 03:09
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Azhais posted:I thought he suspended the LAPD guy that mentioned there was no police report He banned two journalists that reported that, yes. He also ragequit a chat in Spaces and shut it down for the night after being asked by some of the journalists why he lied about their ban reason. Apparently being banned on Twitter didn't ban you from Spaces.
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Dec 17, 2022 03:22
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Regrettable posted:He banned two journalists that reported that, yes. He also ragequit a chat in Spaces and shut it down for the night after being asked by some of the journalists why he lied about their ban reason. Apparently being banned on Twitter didn't ban you from Spaces. Just wait until Melon learns that getting banned from twitter doesn't ban you from real life. Which I assume he must believe since they all act like the world revolves around the birdsite.
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mind the walrus posted:Motherfuck it really is just every other internet forum drama you've ever seen on mIRC, bbCode, livejournal, Myspace, Facebook, Discord, etc. blown up to scale. Yeah but most of us only spend $50 a month to be Discord moderators, not $44B
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Dec 17, 2022 03:25
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Oh hey, it turns out that it's not even Elon's private jet. SpaceX owns the fleet and it appears that Tesla is paying for the flights. https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/its-not-musks-plane-it-belongs-to-spacex/sharetoken/j0zonNe3PbU0
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Dec 17, 2022 03:30
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Tippecanoe posted:Coup de graces are supposed to be quick and painless and bring an end to things, but Elon Musk's twitter meltdown continues to be exhausting and interminable. D&D has taught me that a coup de grace takes exactly 6 seconds, minus however long it takes to take a single step that crosses 5 feet of distance.
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Harald posted:One tthing I recently noticed is theres a lot of youtube channels predicting on the idea what does this have to do with elon musk
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