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Loool A good snipe
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Dec 18, 2022 09:05
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What drink was he hawking?
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Dec 18, 2022 09:32
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Azhais posted:What drink was he hawking? 
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Azhais posted:What drink was he hawking? Melonsteen
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Mangosteen Musk A Fragrance by Elon
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Dec 18, 2022 09:56
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This is all fascinating, watching this man just losing his poo poo in real time in the most public and self-inflicted way possible.
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Eau de Gamefaqs poster For when you want to return to the days of the puppetmaster defense. Sylvian Wastes fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Dec 18, 2022 |
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Dec 18, 2022 10:00
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Musky Numpty posted on a wall Musky Numptys brain too small  All the dorks money and all the dorks men Couldn't bring back his children again
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Elon Musk banned me from Twitter - Taylor Lorenz Earlier tonight, Elon Musk suspended my Twitter account. I only had three tweets live on my account when it was banned. Two were promoting my social media profiles on other platforms (follow me on TikTok and IG @taylorlorenz!), and one was the tweet below where I asked Musk for comment. 
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Dec 18, 2022 10:04
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ReidRansom posted:This is all fascinating, watching this man just losing his poo poo in real time in the most public and self-inflicted way possible. Its the greatest show on earth, unironically. Every 2 pages of this thread is a new bizarre chapter of Elon melting down in a new way and its amazing schadenfreude seeing him fail so much at being a poster.
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Dec 18, 2022 10:07
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Fuckin lol, got em!
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Dec 18, 2022 10:08
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I just wish Elon would be funny just once. He tries so incredibly hard but he never even makes me crack a smile. At least Trump actually had some solid jokes and a way with words.
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Dec 18, 2022 10:13
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I think the common way of putting it is "did away with"
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Dec 18, 2022 10:18
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Caesar Saladin posted:I just wish Elon would be funny just once. He tries so incredibly hard but he never even makes me crack a smile. At least Trump actually had some solid jokes and a way with words. If I ever chortle at a single thing this nitwit says I hope someone cares enough to take me out ol’ yellar style. Pretty sure the brain rot is irreversible by that stage.
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Dec 18, 2022 10:20
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The information in question is that elon paid one of his staffers to hire a car then stalk grimes, and when he got caught blamed the jet tracker. That's why he didn't call the cops.
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Dec 18, 2022 10:20
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This is basically a Trump reply. "Nu uh, you're a dum dum meanie". I just don't understand how anyone still takes him seriously.
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Dec 18, 2022 10:39
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Shaking lemur butt posted:I just don't understand how anyone still takes him seriously. they brain too small
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He's at the raging lowtax phase. I'm expecting him to respond to anything critical with single "what" s soon Also https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1604167301439180800
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Dec 18, 2022 10:42
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Drone_Fragger posted:The information in question is that elon paid one of his staffers to hire a car then stalk grimes, and when he got caught blamed the jet tracker. That's why he didn't call the cops. source? extremely funny if true
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Dec 18, 2022 10:43
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We found Lucille Bluth in real life
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Dec 18, 2022 10:47
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Is the entire Musk family brain dead idiots with way too much money? Holy poo poo lady, log off The most Large Adult-Son of all time
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I’m OK with his mom being exposed to alt-right straw man language on Twitter . She instantly saw it as hate speech and was horrified. She just didn’t get the memo that Elon is ok with it.
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learnincurve posted:I’m OK with his mom being exposed to alt-right straw man language on Twitter . She instantly saw it as hate speech and was horrified. She just didn’t get the memo that Elon is ok with it. That said, she 100% isn't going to learn from this...
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Dec 18, 2022 11:08
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he's kind of in failed emperor territory now, so there's a slight outside chance that some twitter execs will form a conspiracy against him. they might blind and castrate him on a conference table with the copy room scissors, and he could go into exile on mt athos or epstein island with his mother
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Dec 18, 2022 11:18
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It's loving hilarious that the (2nd) richest man in the world is a 51 year old shut in incel with 36 kids who's extremely divorced, brags about his prop guns, bans people from his forums for stupid reasons and has an army of synchophants and also his mother is a helicopter parent who probably makes him pizza rolls This guy could live his life drugged out of his mind and banging models on a holodeck all day and instead he posts and moderates a failing website terribly while his children ignore him and his Mommy personally stalks said forum making sure no one is mean to him. TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Dec 18, 2022 |
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Dec 18, 2022 11:19
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It's always who he was
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Dec 18, 2022 11:24
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Musk somehow sinks to a new low as he demonstrates a familiarity with the Kevin J. Anderson Dune 'sequels'. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604325372841136128
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Dec 18, 2022 11:24
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Angry Salami posted:Musk somehow sinks to a new low as he demonstrates a familiarity with the Kevin J. Anderson Dune 'sequels'. This isn't even a real quote: I just googled it and the only result is him How do you loving suck this hard at something basic like internet posting bro Just Log Off and marry your mother or something, it's what the sick fucks in your family tend to do
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Dec 18, 2022 11:28
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Oh yeah, that's probably the biggest red flag
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Dec 18, 2022 11:29
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TulliusCicero posted:This isn't even a real quote: I just googled it and the only result is him I was going to say, he probably googled "dune quotes", but this is even more lame.
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Dec 18, 2022 11:30
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This is his way of saying "It doesn't matter about the original inventors/ creators of Tesla, I am Tesla now because I am a hyper evolved being who took control"  Good lord, just Shut the gently caress Up already, you insecure douchbag
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Dec 18, 2022 11:31
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"Elon musk way born with doodoo for brains" - Stephen Hawking, The Universe in a Nutshell, 2001
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Is this like how Trump always refers to the NYTimes as "the failing New York Times" even though they're basically doing just fine? Just trying to force other car companies into bankruptcy by just saying the word enough? Elon Musk's ride to being the former richest man in the world was based on the crazy idea that every single auto maker in world not named Tesla wouldn't be able to enter the electric car market and succeed. That Tesla's glacially slow rollout of manufacturing capacity would in a few years magically make them top dog as they out profit the entire rest of the market combined. https://twitter.com/growing_daniel/status/1604343659847000064 The two bullets joke was on The Office and was based on an old joke about Brooklyn/LA Dodgers owner Walter O'Malley.
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I mean it's narcissism but I'd love to know why Elon thinks he's worth assassinating He's far more hateable than Trump but way less worthy a target. Other than a bunch of money flying everywhere and 100,000 bazingas committing hari-kiri with their Walmart Sepiroth nodachis what would actually change with Elon gone?
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