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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Parity warning posted:

france shape literally has no midfield lmao. a perfect circle

The 5-0-5 is the future of football

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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

whypick1 posted:

Has anyone tried giving the French team some Snickers to see if that un-fucks them?

Giroud didn't get his cheeky Twix, this explains everything!

Smart of Mmmbop there to try for the field goal to take the lead.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

distortion park posted:

France are fumbling simple passes while Argentina string together sick forward moving sequences

Brain fog is a hell of a thing

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Hegay posted:

No loving way Mac Allister plays at Brighton after the transfer window

Yeah he's been phenomenal this tournament

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



the sex ghost posted:

In normal world cups it would be completely unheard of but you could possibly get away with knocking the final back a few days but some of these players have got to get back in time to play like 5 matches in 10 days

its kind of like a winter world cup is a bad idea

Bourricot
Aug 7, 2016



Mechafunkzilla posted:

The 5-0-5 is the future of football

more like SOS

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Do you want to tell Mr carabao that his cups been postponed?? Didn't think so

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Time for some more subs imo

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
at least we're gonna get cool pictures of millions of fans going nuts in the streets in the argentinian summer

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Myssu posted:

They are, as the kids might say, 'fully sick'

fully sick but in a spurs way

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Argentina have any Graemes? Craigs? Stuarts?

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew
lmao Varane

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
lmao that pass kinda sums up france

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

varane lmaooooo

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Someone in France is going to die on a ventilator from a mystery illness because they paid thousands of euros to come see this

I’m pretty sure Mbappe’s ticket and hotel was covered by the team

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Parity warning posted:

france shape literally has no midfield lmao. a perfect circle

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SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



sticksy posted:

Yeah he's been phenomenal this tournament

hes like, 22 isnt he? seems like a good future

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

de curry GOAT posted:

Argentina have any Graemes? Craigs? Stuarts?

They have a Mac

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
Dear France,

Stay hosed

Love,

Me

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:

hes like, 22 isnt he? seems like a good future

24 on Christmas Eve

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

Mechafunkzilla posted:

The 5-0-5 is the future of football

Why even play people in the midfield it's not like there is a goal in the midfield :leavemtg:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Argentine :chloe:

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


France rattled

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



peanut- posted:

so are france actually all sick? this performance seems inexplicable

There’s bad performances then there’s whatever this is

Mano de Dios

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

the sex ghost posted:

In normal world cups it would be completely unheard of but you could possibly get away with knocking the final back a few days but some of these players have got to get back in time to play like 5 matches in 10 days

yeah it's bonkers

Best World Cup Ever

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



whypick1 posted:

24 on Christmas Eve

nice

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Alexis Mac Allister: Great Scottish Player or Greatest Scottish Player

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Mechafunkzilla posted:

They have a Mac

Mac means son, the guy is Son of Allister

Also Mac is conventionally the Irish spelling, Scottish would be Mc

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

was hoping for penos but man this game really is over

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

poty posted:

at least we're gonna get cool pictures of millions of fans going nuts in the streets in the argentinian summer

this will also happen in France

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



Napoleon didn't die for this

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
very kind of Deschamps to make his subs so early, just to make sure we can tell there are at least 15 frauds in the French team and not a mere 11

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


The best World Cup was the one where Neymar broke his back and Brazil got tonked 7-1

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
theyll be inflating their currency in the streets of Buenos Aires tonight

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
How many millions are man united going to pay for mac allister

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

https://twitter.com/africankhaieesi/status/1604502443802386439

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Macron in the mud

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Oops

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Pen!!!

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
hwhat

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