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Hubbert posted:idk why everyone is worried about polluted sex toys, we're already loving ourselves pretty hard atm
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Dec 18, 2022 23:16
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classifying butt plugs as green tech because it sequesters the methane in your rear end
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Dec 18, 2022 23:29
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Stereotype posted:classifying butt plugs as green tech because it sequesters the methane in your rear end CH4play 
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Dec 18, 2022 23:33
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Gravid Topiary posted:i've seen the phrase 'toxic jelly' when referring to those extra wobbly sex toys (usually cheap ones from china) and they're not entirely wrong. not to get too smythe but i had a jelly toy that smelled like an industrial accent, so out of curiosity i put a condom on it and stuck it in on a shelf (a good xmas tradition) and by the next day that condom had just crumbled. maybe if you let your toxic silicone thrills out-gas for a few months you might the plasticizers/phthalates down to a reasonable level but i would feel unsafe squashing that stinky thing into any place of honour. 
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Dec 18, 2022 23:59
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Stereotype posted:classifying butt plugs as green tech because it sequesters the methane in your rear end 
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Dec 19, 2022 00:03
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Gravid Topiary posted:i've seen the phrase 'toxic jelly' when referring to those extra wobbly sex toys (usually cheap ones from china) and they're not entirely wrong. not to get too smythe but i had a jelly toy that smelled like an industrial accent, so out of curiosity i put a condom on it and stuck it in on a shelf (a good xmas tradition) and by the next day that condom had just crumbled. maybe if you let your toxic silicone thrills out-gas for a few months you might the plasticizers/phthalates down to a reasonable level but i would feel unsafe squashing that stinky thing into any place of honour. if it destroys the condom that fast do you think it also destroys the microplastics in your body/blood at similar speed
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Dec 19, 2022 00:10
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Stereotype posted:classifying butt plugs as green tech because it sequesters the methane in your rear end 
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Dec 19, 2022 00:13
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SKULL.GIF posted:if it destroys the condom that fast do you think it also destroys the microplastics in your body/blood at similar speed It reduces the micro to nano
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Dec 19, 2022 00:33
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God Hole posted:Suddenly the uptick in rear end cancers among younger generations is making a lot of sense I know so many people 40 or under who've had colon cancer. WTF is happening.
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Dec 19, 2022 00:36
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Fell Mood posted:I know so many people 40 or under who've had colon cancer. WTF is happening. microplastics
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Dec 19, 2022 00:36
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Fell Mood posted:I know so many people 40 or under who've had colon cancer. WTF is happening. Eating rear end deposits floss microplastics / pfas
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Dec 19, 2022 00:37
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Besides detox blood letting to reduce the microplastics in your blood, I feel like we should also get into the business of green sex toys. Need a natural material that isn't porous and has a little give to it.
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Dec 19, 2022 00:39
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Like glass is obvious but who likes a ridged dildo?
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Dec 19, 2022 00:40
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I think if it's a choice between microplastics or a glass object breaking in your butt it might be better to just stick with the microplastics
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Dec 19, 2022 00:45
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mystes posted:I think if it's a choice between microplastics or a glass object breaking in your butt it might be better to just stick with the microplastics 
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Dec 19, 2022 00:56
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medical grade (platinum cured) silicone is okay 'my friend' says bad dragon dilz are expensive though
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Dec 19, 2022 00:59
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mystes posted:I think if it's a choice between microplastics or a glass object breaking in your butt it might be better to just stick with the microplastics In all seriousness they do make glass toys. There's a way to make glass more or less unbreakable.
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Dec 19, 2022 00:59
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dishwasher safe? seems pretty reusable as long as you're careful not to chip it
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Dec 19, 2022 01:09
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Gravid Topiary posted:i would feel unsafe squashing that stinky thing into any place of honour. Buddy,
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Dec 19, 2022 01:41
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SplitSoul posted:Buddy, lol
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Dec 19, 2022 02:00
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SplitSoul posted:Buddy,
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Dec 19, 2022 02:10
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SplitSoul posted:Buddy, lol
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Dec 19, 2022 02:20
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silicone thrills posted:Trying not to make that connection in my head with the people I've known to have colorectal cancers since they're all family. Curse of Apollo: "and your username will be silicone thrills"
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Dec 19, 2022 02:26
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FlapYoJacks posted:Vagina? silicone thrills posted:or butthole. whatever I mean… you know this guy?
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Dec 19, 2022 03:05
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Armadillo Tank posted:Curse of Apollo: "and your username will be silicone thrills"
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Dec 19, 2022 03:13
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i think its finally time for someone to say it I'm not a fan of this climate changing stuff
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Dec 19, 2022 04:19
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Rectal Death Adept posted:i think its finally time for someone to say it you ask me we should keep the old one, it was just fine
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Dec 19, 2022 04:42
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Rectal Death Adept posted:i think its finally time for someone to say it it's the aerosol solutions starting to enter the discourse that are really doing it for me
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Dec 19, 2022 04:52
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Cloks posted:it's the aerosol solutions starting to enter the discourse that are really doing it for me okay, so i've been doing in-depth research into solar radiation management for a future article since the end of cop27, and there's been a concerted media push on the subject: (1) Futurism - Scientists Increasingly Calling to Dim the Sun (2) Dimming the Sun to Cool the Planet Is a Desperate Idea, Yet We’re Inching Toward It (3) 1.5 degrees? We need to prepare for a temperature overshoot and worse climate change and even if mann is making GBS threads on hansen re: his theory on historical aerosol cooling, hansen has looking into this subject for longer than expected edit: at least i know what i'll be doing over the christmas break 
Hubbert has issued a correction as of 05:31 on Dec 19, 2022 |
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Dec 19, 2022 05:28
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Bob Socko posted:it's Log, it's Log It helps you to nut It goes up your butt It's log, log, log!
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Dec 19, 2022 05:31
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Hell yeah, I can't wait for Frostpunk.
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Dec 19, 2022 05:31
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RandomBlue posted:you ask me we should keep the old one, it was just fine it used to be cool
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Dec 19, 2022 06:11
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https://news.ucr.edu/articles/2022/12/12/pollution-cleanup-method-destroys-toxic-forever-chemicals science wins again
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Dec 19, 2022 06:17
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I have always suggested that we should do climate change but the other way, let's do it
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Dec 19, 2022 06:19
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > [Biosphere Collapse] “forever chemicals” may not be so permanent after all
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Dec 19, 2022 06:26
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Mods please rename them all to temporary chemicals Mods can do that right?
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Dec 19, 2022 10:44
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silicone thrills posted:Apparently granite dildos are on the market already Marble seems like a good choice
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Dec 19, 2022 15:09
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what if you just poured Teflon over a plastic core? It would be so slippery.
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Dec 19, 2022 16:21
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silicone thrills posted:lol Isn't it great chug a gallon of citris nightmare drink and then blow everything out for hours then get knocked out and a camera just rammed the gently caress up there ya
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Dec 19, 2022 16:22
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Hubbert posted:okay, so i've been doing in-depth research into solar radiation management for a future article since the end of cop27, and there's been a concerted media push on the subject: imo i think its really great we have good audio logs for lone adventurers like this with but a few easter eggs (on a string?) audio logs like the previous posts
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Dec 19, 2022 16:30
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