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If he does actually stick to it, he'll gently caress things up even more then quir. Gives him enough distance to say "oh no! Look what you did!" Then loads of people get hosed out of severance and people lose their jobs because the company is gone, and he blames it on you, joe public
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Dec 19, 2022 01:06
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Dec 19, 2022 01:06
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I think she just might be a very offline grandma tbh
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Dec 19, 2022 01:06
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I don't want Musk to step down. I want him to take a one-way trip to Mars and never touch anything I use again. Him stepping down but still owning twitter is just gonna prolong the site's death. What a pointless loving poll.Offler posted:He is still just so loving convinced that he is a super-mega-genius that it doesn't even occur to him to at least hold a brainstorming sesh with some employees before implementing new rules. I guess it wouldn't matter, since I can't imagine there are many people left at Twitter who would dare to ask Elon stuff like "Have you thought about how this would effect users in group x,y and z? You know, users who aren't mainly here to own the libs but for reasons x,y and z." If there are any employees who might have offered feedback left in the company, after all these weeks they've probably learned there's no loving point and are just there to collect a paycheck and keep their visa active. Hard to imagine a more demoralising place to work at than Twitter in terms of having any sort of constructive input.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:07
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Oh wait, is this just because of the Tesla guy calling for his removal as CEO? So he's trying to get out of being in charge of Twitter and "go back" to Tesla (by which I mean he will continue micromanaging Twitter using whatever puppet CEO he sets up)?
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Dec 19, 2022 01:07
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learnincurve posted:I think she just might be a very offline grandma tbh said it before but i dont think elon uses his moms account to back himself up. i think she is also a pathetic weirdo who raised an absolute freak
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Dec 19, 2022 01:07
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604623424164282368?s=20&t=IcO5Qk7KpDa9R05_f7O4qw It's a Doooom House!
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Dec 19, 2022 01:08
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Musk will put his mom in charge.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:09
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pick erdogan
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Dec 19, 2022 01:09
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The Last Call posted:Worse. Right now, Twitter is probably unsalvageable as a company. The damage is done and whoever took over running it after something happens to Musk will have to spend years rebuilding the company, re-establishing the trust, relationships, and employees that,allow Twitter to function as a social media site. And they have to do it while everything is falling apart. But that's the best case scenario. There's so much fuckery Musk can do by "stepping down" that it's not going to get there. He could just put a puppet in charge of the day to day operations while still dictating his crazy edicts because he owns the company out right. He could burn it down even harder to "punish" people for rejecting him. He could say he'll step down once Twitter is financially stable which it never will be under him. He could just ignore the poll and we mock him even harder. I know whatever he does, it will be stupid.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:09
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Who would want to be tasked with running Twitter with Elon as owner/poster? Is that going to be like when Medvedev was "president" or Russia?
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Dec 19, 2022 01:10
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He hasn’t wanted to be in charge of this sinking ship since he first bid on it. Whether he keeps the CEO label or not, the outcome will be identical. I’m guessing he found his “Blake Masters type” to finally take the his place in the daily Twitter scrotum pinada game and will be CEO in name or only in practice shortly
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Dec 19, 2022 01:10
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ben shapino posted:said it before but i dont think elon uses his moms account to back himself up. i think she is also a pathetic weirdo who raised an absolute freak woman married a emerald mine owner and then considered herself poor so she's got that going on
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Dec 19, 2022 01:11
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Vote yes, not because Elon will actually honor it, but because the meltdown it'll precipitate will be glorious. No matter how you vote he's still gonna do whatever the gently caress he had planned (insofar as he plans anything at all) but this will have the added schadenfreude of the world's most divorced man try to post through the rejection of his "leadership" in the most public way possible.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:13
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ilmucche posted:If he does actually stick to it, he'll gently caress things up even more then quir. Gives him enough distance to say "oh no! Look what you did!" Anyone with any sense or bound by a visa is long gone. kw0134 posted:Vote yes, not because Elon will actually honor it, but because the meltdown it'll precipitate will be glorious. No matter how you vote he's still gonna do whatever the gently caress he had planned (insofar as he plans anything at all) but this will have the added schadenfreude of the world's most divorced man try to post through the rejection of his "leadership" in the most public way possible. He absolutely has some sort of dimwitted extremely online “gotcha” cooked up and I want to see what it is because it will likely be some enormous self-own
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Dec 19, 2022 01:14
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Kashuno posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604628761395138561?s=46&t=1tnPDyvPtZYKjxc1mghUag I'll take the job and I can definitely do a better job than Musk at saving Twitter. I think I'd be lovely at the job, but I definitely would be better at it than Musk.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:14
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kw0134 posted:Vote yes, not because Elon will actually honor it, but because the meltdown it'll precipitate will be glorious. No matter how you vote he's still gonna do whatever the gently caress he had planned (insofar as he plans anything at all) but this will have the added schadenfreude of the world's most divorced man try to post through the rejection of his "leadership" in the most public way possible. Voted yes too but I can't help but suspect that he'll claim all the yes votes are bots and ban us wholesale.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:14
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Algorithm putting in some serious work today
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Dec 19, 2022 01:15
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Lmao Kushner told him Trump would only post if he gets to he CEO
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Dec 19, 2022 01:15
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Voting yes because I wasn’t able to boo him and cause his last meltdown and I want to participate in this one
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Dec 19, 2022 01:15
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CuwiKhons posted:i'm guessing he really did think No was going to win and by tomorrow he'll have to have somebody in the Twitter office go into the poll on the backend and reverse the results I'm guessing he was planning on stepping aside and now he's going to make it seem like it was the will of the people
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Dec 19, 2022 01:15
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Kashuno posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604628761395138561?s=46&t=1tnPDyvPtZYKjxc1mghUag
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Dec 19, 2022 01:16
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604623424164282368?s=20&t=IcO5Qk7KpDa9R05_f7O4qw April 14, 2022 posted:According to Musk, the social media company needs to go private because it can “neither thrive nor serve” free speech in its current state.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:16
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Frank Frank posted:Anyone with any sense or bound by a visa is long gone. he's gonna make a nazi the head of twitter to own the woke mind virus libs
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Dec 19, 2022 01:16
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https://twitter.com/joshcarlosjosh/status/1604628010665070592?s=20&t=mHtX1Xbunqt2kmCejoMHEA
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Dec 19, 2022 01:16
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I mean ... I don't know poo poo about business law, but is there anything saying he absolutely has to name/find a new CEO if he steps down? Is there anything stopping him from saying "there's no successor, we're done here, Twitter is shut down"?
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Dec 19, 2022 01:16
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Some Strange Flea posted:Pop quiz hotshot, I will abide by the results of this poll. Dennis hopper owned
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Dec 19, 2022 01:16
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Kashuno posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604628761395138561?s=46&t=1tnPDyvPtZYKjxc1mghUag Do it, bitch. Come on! Stop loving around and pull that goddamned trigger! Blow up the site, you loving coward!
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Dec 19, 2022 01:16
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I'm split. Vote yes for a onetime rejection of Elon, or vote no to be able to continuously witness his mental degradation?
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Dec 19, 2022 01:17
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Must've gotten the real good coke in Qatar.
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Dec 19, 2022 01:17
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Herstory Begins Now posted:he's gonna make a nazi the head of twitter to own the woke mind virus libs Probably, but those people are really dumb too and won’t make the situation any worse than it already is (and will hasten the departure of big advertisers)
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Dec 19, 2022 01:17
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You should vote yes just so the greatest cyber bullying in history has a nice bookend
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Dec 19, 2022 01:19
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Toaster Beef posted:I mean ... I don't know poo poo about business law, but is there anything saying he absolutely has to name/find a new CEO if he steps down? Is there anything stopping him from saying "there's no successor, we're done here, Twitter is shut down"? He can do whatever he wants it’s his toy now, but he still has to pay the bills regardless
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Dec 19, 2022 01:19
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Yes is clearly going to win so it might as well be as big of a blowout as possible
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Dec 19, 2022 01:19
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All he had to do was do nothing
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Dec 19, 2022 01:19
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He’s just going to ban everyone who votes yes
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Dec 19, 2022 01:19
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CharlestheHammer posted:You should vote yes just so the greatest cyber bullying in history has a nice bookend
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Dec 19, 2022 01:20
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Frank Frank posted:Probably, but those people are really dumb too and won’t make the situation any worse than it already is (and will hasten the departure of big advertisers) whatever else happens there's no way we are done with musk. dude is going to be blaming the last month of poo poo that he has eaten and the downfall of his $44 billion purchase on the left for the rest of his life and man there's no way that dude is going to gently caress off quietly into the sunset
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Dec 19, 2022 01:20
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kazil posted:I'm guessing he was planning on stepping aside and now he's going to make it seem like it was the will of the people I dunno if voluntarily stepping aside is more embarrassing than "millions of people hate me and yelled at me until I left" but then again this guy is dumb as hell Hobo Clown fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Dec 19, 2022 |
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Toaster Beef posted:I mean ... I don't know poo poo about business law, but is there anything saying he absolutely has to name/find a new CEO if he steps down? Is there anything stopping him from saying "there's no successor, we're done here, Twitter is shut down"? Based on this: Kashuno posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604628761395138561?s=46&t=1tnPDyvPtZYKjxc1mghUag That's my guess--take his ball and go home. Twitter is in a death spiral one way or the other, this lets him do a puppetmaster on the way out.
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