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Maybe he's in a meeting with Tesla Europe so he can say "See!? I paid more attention to this than my incredibly important twitter poll!" in court later.
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https://muskjet.live/ I'm guessing he didn't spring for the wifi option for his "company" private jet. He's somewhere above the Adriatic right now, it'll be like eight hours minimum before he gets to an internet connection. Feel free to infer what you will about his isolation levels, but they're not decreasing anytime soon. (yes, these are his real, live, assassination coordinates, but behave yourselves; we all want to see what he does next)
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Dec 19, 2022 13:42
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:https://muskjet.live/ weird that he didn't stop at Lecce to get his balls stomped on by the heel of the boot
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Dec 19, 2022 13:45
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:https://muskjet.live/ Ugh okay fine, no assassination...this time. But I already rigged the chandelier in his plane to fall when the piano plays a specific tune so kinda feeling I wasted a lot of time on nothing
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Dec 19, 2022 13:48
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Alan Smithee posted:what does kim.com even do now that he doesn't run a loving filez site Eats everything that can’t run away from him
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Dec 19, 2022 13:49
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People saying the fun will end if he steps down Bitch you don't think he's going to get stunted on even harder but now by both sides? Twitter is where he went to get lauded by the unwashed masses and he'll never be able to look at it again
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Dec 19, 2022 13:49
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What is the range on Ukrainian drones?
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I'm guessing he didn't spring for the wifi option for his "company" private jet. Doesn’t his posting behaviour/hours over the last several years indicate that he absolutely has internet access when traveling?
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Dec 19, 2022 13:50
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Steadiman posted:Ugh okay fine, no assassination...this time. But I already rigged the chandelier in his plane to fall when the piano plays a specific tune so kinda feeling I wasted a lot of time on nothing you don't need assassination coordinates for that silly newton's laws of motion, you can plane hitman anywhere the plane is
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Dec 19, 2022 13:52
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Soggy Muffin posted:What is the range on Ukrainian drones? not as far as an Israeli one being piloted by a Saudi
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Let that sink out.
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Soggy Muffin posted:What is the range on Ukrainian drones? It's amazing how lame real life SPECTRE is. The guys that paid for 9/11, a guy whose plan was to let a virus kill millions of Americans and sell nuclear secrets to the guys that paid for 9/11, and a guy that programs cars to autonomously kill their drivers and the occasional innocent bystander in the world's strangest homage to Maximum Overdrive
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBDpPVTolvs Right now he's just south east of Venice, any goons there with a working surface to air missile launcher?
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Dec 19, 2022 13:58
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QuarkJets posted:It's maybe the most obvious thing ever to me yet a bunch of goons itt seem to have accounts still and are even voting in his idiot polls??? What the gently caress??? Stop sucking elon musk's dick you shitbirds https://twitter.com/edburmila/status/1604623280673021954
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keep punching joe posted:Is that the only shirt he has? He’s trying to do a Steve Jobs with a lovely t-shirt instead of a black sweater.
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Dec 19, 2022 13:58
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Elon Musk is what happens to someone when they grow up listening to their dads balls slapping their sister's rear end every night.
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Halisnacks posted:Doesn’t his posting behaviour/hours over the last several years indicate that he absolutely has internet access when traveling? It does, but there’s also zero chance he's voluntarily offline right now.
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Dec 19, 2022 13:59
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"To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the new CEO's Inauguration"
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:https://muskjet.live/ He has wifi, but it's being used to livestream his murder for a Saudi Prince
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I bought a loss-making company for a vast amount of money, sacked most of the staff, rehired some and sacked them again, told shareholders we're probably going bankrupt, sold off the kitchen equipment, made countless random changes to the ToS (many of which are probably illegal in various countries), made the verification system worthless, let hate-speech accounts back, and am stepping down as CEO. Who would like to have the exciting job of looking after this sinking, burning garbage barge?
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Dec 19, 2022 14:11
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I'll quit Twitter when it stops being fun to watch people poke Elon Musk, the world's second richest moron, with pointy sticks.
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Cthulu Carl posted:He has wifi, but it's being used to livestream his murder for a Saudi Prince I'm assuming his phone's on a medical tray in a basement clinic in Qatar somewhere, while some chop-shop doc is busy dumping Elon's bits and pieces in a barrel of acid to dissolve.
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It might be part of an escape plan from the company if he heard that the eu can actually have some teeth since twitter isn't just American, i hope they go after him directly and not just the company itself
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Dec 19, 2022 14:13
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Please welcome our new CEO: catturd2!
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It looks like he tried to do a private equity type raid, but forgot you’re supposed to underpay for the company and take as little responsibility as possible financially.
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Dec 19, 2022 14:15
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what if MBS decided he could make up for dismembering khashoggi by dismembering elon...
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Mr. Fix It posted:what if MBS decided he could make up for dismembering khashoggi by dismembering elon... I for one would appreciate the gesture.
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Dec 19, 2022 14:22
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The most hilarious possible result right now would be Musky going woke
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:https://muskjet.live/ He's above my house. Why are the RPGs in the wash on a day like this? He's en route to the Twitter HQ in Ireland, isn't he?
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Dec 19, 2022 14:28
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Sorry everybody, I thought I had a bunch of RPGs but I only have JRPGs. Earthbound, Final Fantasy III, Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door
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Dec 19, 2022 14:31
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I bet Elon's jet is fancy as gently caress but also really old. It has a vibrating bed and loads of other silly poo poo that would have impressed Dontrel Turnip back in the 90s. But nah, no Internet.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:https://muskjet.live/ What does he have to spring for? He owns loving Starnet.
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I bet he's not on it, he's in some basement in Qatar and they sent back a lookalike
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Underwhelmed posted:The most hilarious possible result right now would be Musky going woke While this much flip flopping would be hilarious, acceptance after being such an rear end in a top hat publicly is not going to be quick or easy. That's a long road and he'll want instant results. I give it a week before he goes "I'm trying it your way but you still yell at me gently caress you" (the real way to handle this is I need to work on myself you're not going to see me for awhile) The level of self reflection required I don't think is in him, well maybe he'll take just the right cocktail of drugs to induce it, no way that happens naturally. But that wouldn't be funny self reflection would be healing and good. Flip flopping and raging out is hilarious and probably what you meant.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What does he have to spring for? He owns loving Starnet. Starbrick doesn’t work
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I bet he's not on it, he's in some basement in Qatar and they sent back a lookalike Musk sounding strangely more Asian at this press conference, and seems a lot more likeable
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pixaal posted:While this much flip flopping would be hilarious, acceptance after being such an rear end in a top hat publicly is not going to be quick or easy. That's a long road and he'll want instant results. I give it a week before he goes "I'm trying it your way but you still yell at me gently caress you" (the real way to handle this is I need to work on myself you're not going to see me for awhile) The level of self reflection required I don't think is in him, well maybe he'll take just the right cocktail of drugs to induce it, no way that happens naturally. But that wouldn't be funny self reflection would be healing and good. Flip flopping and raging out is hilarious and probably what you meant. It will be like "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" but when he comes down the hill and tries to give everything back, the whos start beating him with pillowcases full of doorknobs.
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C'mon Elon, do a meltdown post before the markets open
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Sensenmann posted:He's above my house. Why are the RPGs in the wash on a day like this? Possibly. Probably just a refuel before he crosses the Atlantic.
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