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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003


Even in a world with billions of people, I struggle to understand how someone this patently pathetic could accrue hundreds of thousands of followers.

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big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
That one quantum leap gif but when he looks in the mirror he's the quartering

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


Droogie posted:

Elong dead in his jet, but no one knows where it is, not even the piot trusted with those coordinates.

Has anyone used the elonjet info to stalk Elon in Microsoft Flight Simulator, just hanging out in a Super Hornet behind him making finger guns

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

SlimGoodbody posted:

Even in a world with billions of people, I struggle to understand how someone this patently pathetic could accrue hundreds of thousands of followers.

Someone has to represent the lead paint eating demographic

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

lol musk said twitter was on the path to bankruptcy and put his CEO position to a poll but he lost and the idea of him loving off is strong enough for a slight bump in the stock price.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

SlimGoodbody posted:

Even in a world with billions of people, I struggle to understand how someone this patently pathetic could accrue hundreds of thousands of followers.

There's a lot of blood-chillingly stupid people out there. He speaks for them.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

The right couldn't vote because they all sleep at 6PM Est BECAUSE THEY HAVE JOBS!!!


The woke leftist not having a job Obama phone owners did this to Elon

VegasGoat
Nov 9, 2011

https://twitter.com/realGulDukat/status/1604684464126234624

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Viscous Soda posted:

Since it seems I'm not gonna catch up in the thread, IMO this is Musk realizing that he's on a sinking ship and trying to... "gracefully" abandon ship so he won't get blamed.

Someone pointed out that minutes before making this poll, Musk 'liked' another by someone else asking "Is Musk doing a good job running twitter", that person and their audience were largely skewed so it was 90% yes.

I think Musk expected the same

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
definitely want someone like elon to run my company it makes me feel like well thought out choices are being made by a sane, rational, person

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

The right couldn't vote because they all sleep at 6PM Est BECAUSE THEY HAVE JOBS!!!


The woke leftist not having a job Obama phone owners did this to Elon

If they have jobs how did they show up on Jan 6th huh?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



SlimGoodbody posted:

Even in a world with billions of people, I struggle to understand how someone this patently pathetic could accrue hundreds of thousands of followers.

https://www.google.com/search?q=buy+twitter+followers

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

pixaal posted:

If they have jobs how did they show up on Jan 6th huh?

they got loans from that were relieved by the federal government so they could go to that

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
Tesla's stock is just happy he shut the gently caress up. When he resurfaces it will start going down again if nothing has changed with regards to his spiralling.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Aktualllyyy the real ownership is of the libs

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


The Postman posted:



guess elon is going to texas to continue his meltdown

Is the normal route from the UK to the middle of TX over Canada?
I'm actually serious - I know there are issues with flat maps versus reality.


Rondette posted:

smoobles posted:

Please welcome your new Twitter CEO: Joe Rogan Alex Jones.

That might be even more entertaining. Imagine being able to dunk on Alex Jones in his face 24/7. I bet he'd rage quit almost immediately.



It's like these chucklefucks don't understand what "free speech" or the First Amendment are or what they're about.
Twitter != the Federal Government. Hell, Twitter isn't even a public company any more.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

“Harassing women is free speech”

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

we're getting dangerously close to elon going a full 24 hours without tweeting

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Incoming rules update: all tweets must now include a slur, cracker

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Darchangel posted:

Is the normal route from the UK to the middle of TX over Canada?
I'm actually serious - I know there are issues with flat maps versus reality.

Yes, it's referred to as the Polar Route:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_route#Current_flight_operations

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

repiv posted:

we're getting dangerously close to elon going a full 24 hours without tweeting

Working on it!

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

Darchangel posted:

It's like these chucklefucks don't understand what "free speech" or the First Amendment are or what they're about.
Twitter != the Federal Government. Hell, Twitter isn't even a public company any more.

Oh they know what it is and what it means but they don't care. These assholes and all the other conservative neo-fascists like them only have one over-riding principle; they get to tell you what you can do, you don't get to tell them what they can do. All they really want is the legal means to enforce that dictate, violently if possible.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Darchangel posted:

Is the normal route from the UK to the middle of TX over Canada?
I'm actually serious - I know there are issues with flat maps versus reality.
Yeah. Example:
https://www.airportdistancecalculator.com/austin-united-states-to-london-united-kingdom-flight-time.html#.Y6DJai1Om-p

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Darchangel posted:

Is the normal route from the UK to the middle of TX over Canada?
I'm actually serious - I know there are issues with flat maps versus reality.

The UK is p far north and spheres don't give a poo poo about your preconceptions.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



edit:

goatface posted:

The UK is p far north and spheres don't give a poo poo about your preconceptions.



Thanks. Thought I vaguely remembered something about that from middle school geography.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Time to crank out the old classic where we put Russia on top of Australia and Brazil and go "hang the gently caress on"
https://www.thetruesize.com/

The Postman
May 12, 2007

dril has also not posted since last night. Did Elon accept the offer?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

The Postman posted:

dril has also not posted since last night. Did Elon accept the offer?

dril is elon, sorry you had to find out this way

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

kazil posted:

dril is elon, sorry you had to find out this way

The wise man bowed his head

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)
Holy poo poo, :justpost: Melon. You're the one who made this mess.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




The past 7 weeks have been one long manic episode so the oncoming depression will truly be something to behold, hopefully he posts through every second of it

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

sad question posted:

Can't believe he drowned in airplane toilet. RIP.

Yuck!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
This is from a few pages back, but I don’t understand at all how airplanes work. How can they produce more tons of Co2 than they burn fuel? Seems counterintuitive. Does the combustion process cause atmospheric oxygen to bind to carbon from the fuel or what?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

lmao I appreciated this reference

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Nigmaetcetera posted:

This is from a few pages back, but I don’t understand at all how airplanes work. How can they produce more tons of Co2 than they burn fuel? Seems counterintuitive. Does the combustion process cause atmospheric oxygen to bind to carbon from the fuel or what?

According to Google: yes

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Nigmaetcetera posted:

This is from a few pages back, but I don’t understand at all how airplanes work. How can they produce more tons of Co2 than they burn fuel? Seems counterintuitive. Does the combustion process cause atmospheric oxygen to bind to carbon from the fuel or what?

That is how all combustion works, yes.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Kung Food posted:

That is how all combustion works, yes.

what is conservation of mass? for 100 alex

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I can't believe I'm jonesing for Muskposts

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