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He probably thinks 10 million people would pay $8 to vote on the poll again. Finally he found a way to make money!
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vox populi (cum pecunia)
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Dec 20, 2022 00:48
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I’m not sure doing a Blue-only poll would be a good idea because it’d just show how few of them there are Of course the funniest outcome would be doing that poll and STILL losing
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Dec 20, 2022 00:48
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It doesn’t even make sense paying 8 bucks doesn’t mean you have skin in the game, everyone who sees those ads contribute more
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Dec 20, 2022 00:48
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This is bad news for Tesla stock.
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Dec 20, 2022 00:49
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My kid is going to have a lot of questions about why she can’t check the stagecoach Twitter anymore
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Dec 20, 2022 00:49
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The Postman posted:Yes!!! The poll is invalid! Redo it and charge everyone $8 to vote lmao “Okay fine Twitter blue users and if your father voted prior to the civil war you may vote”
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Dec 20, 2022 00:49
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No, no!!! Dig UP!!!
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Dec 20, 2022 00:50
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how long is it going to take them to implement blue-only polls, they still haven't implemented most of the stuff that was promised for blue 2.0 from the start
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Dec 20, 2022 00:50
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Have a poll for if blue only polls are a good idea
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Dec 20, 2022 00:51
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughh he's going to redo it with only twitter blue votes isn't he Ha! This policy will be the end of Twitter. Only Musk simps and far right weirdos who have been previously banned will sign up for the $8/month which means Twitter will rapidly move to cater to those two demographics. The simps will go along with whatever, but the far right crazies will start doxxing and harassing people they don't like which will kill any chance of getting advertisers back. That will just leave the Twitter Blue people which will be several orders of magnitude insufficient to service the $1B/year in debt payments.
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Dec 20, 2022 00:51
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I knew he'd go dumb but wow
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Dec 20, 2022 00:51
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This is the stupidest possible outcome so it will definitely happen.
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Old Kentucky Shark posted:This is the stupidest possible outcome so it will definitely happen.
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Dec 20, 2022 00:52
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Less than 24 hours after saying all future policy changes would be put to a poll, he's back to searching for random people saying whatever he wanted to do already and implementing it unilaterally. His brain is broken.
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Dec 20, 2022 00:52
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Leon Sumbitches posted:No, no!!! What Why
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Dec 20, 2022 00:53
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At least we get to make fun of him again after next poll only has a handful of voters
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Dec 20, 2022 00:55
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Public square is back baby
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Dec 20, 2022 00:55
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E the Shaggy posted:Grimes and Musk make a lot more sense when you think about how they both look up to Griffith from Berserk: HE'S JUST SO KAWAII WHEN HE RAPES PEOPLE!! UUUGGUUU Yeah starting to understand her
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Dec 20, 2022 00:55
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lol he's gonna redo the poll
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Dec 20, 2022 00:55
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Elon is sounding very much like Chris Roberts circa 2013. Star Citizen is still around so I'm sure Twitter is safe. Just gotta sell more JPEGs.
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Dec 20, 2022 00:55
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1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:lol he's gonna redo the poll If he does limitting it to Twitter Blue users, it will be hilarious when only a couple of thosand people vote on it.
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Dec 20, 2022 00:57
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confused posted:If he does limitting it to Twitter Blue users, it will be hilarious when only a couple of thosand people vote on it. Doubly so if he still loses the rigged poll too.
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Dec 20, 2022 00:57
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Imagine seeing that World Cup photo of a broken Elon standing next to Kushner and a gaggle of Saudis and thinking that $8 gives you "skin in the game"
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Dec 20, 2022 00:58
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And we all thought he had a plan in place to step down to save what remains of the Twitter stock value…
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Dec 20, 2022 00:59
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Nothing says "strong leader" quite as much as "that thing I said I'd stand by, publically, for all to see? I won't though".
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Dec 20, 2022 00:59
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Poll (BLUE ONLY): Should all users that do not subscribe to Blue be suspended?
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Dec 20, 2022 01:00
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Musk runs the twitter Blue only poll and discovers fewer than 10,000 idiots paid for their checkmark. And suddenly the entire world sees how pathetic Blue is.
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Dec 20, 2022 01:00
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Will he realize a paid blue check only poll will reveal how few blue checks there are? Will he change the poll to simply show percentages but not vote totals? Will he make all polls on twitter conform to these new rules? Find out next time on Elon Ball Z....
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Dec 20, 2022 01:01
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Lmao he's such a little sneaky dork Like holy poo poo what a slimy hunk of rancid cheese
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Dec 20, 2022 01:02
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I feel like Musk's way to try and monetize Twitter is a bit like how Cartman tried to have his own amusement park. Slowly but surely, just by the way things in the real world works, he has to shape Twitter back to its former functioning state, in spite of his wishes to make it his plaything. I mean it's that or completely burning it to the ground which I guess is more likely at this point lol
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Dec 20, 2022 01:02
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Please proceed governor No one is getting Twitter blue dumbfuck
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BigglesSWE posted:Nothing says "strong leader" quite as much as "that thing I said I'd stand by, publically, for all to see? I won't though". In a way though, this is peak Elon. Too stupid to think of ideas on his own, he retreats from the public eye until a sycophant comes up with an idea he likes so he can steal it and move the goalposts
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Dec 20, 2022 01:03
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Okay, I never thought of him as a super genius 17D chess player, but I simply can't fathom the fact that he posted that poll without being 420% prepared to handle what to do during any result. I mean, what the gently caress, I would have staked big money on the "yes" being what he wanted all along as his idea of a tricky move, but the fact that he's apparently been caught completely flat-footed after the "yes" result is insane
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ccubed posted:Will he realize a paid blue check only poll will reveal how few blue checks there are? Will he change the poll to simply show percentages but not vote totals? Will he make all polls on twitter conform to these new rules? That’s the beauty of it. No matter what he does, he’ll never exit the self own zone.
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ccubed posted:Will he realize a paid blue check only poll will reveal how few blue checks there are? Will he change the poll to simply show percentages but not vote totals? Will he make all polls on twitter conform to these new rules? It’s very simple, without blue you won’t be able to see results, so he can make up any old poo poo about the polls and ban anyone who corrects him.
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Dec 20, 2022 01:04
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Vox blue vox me
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lmao at the people who thought he wanted to bail out and posted the poll to pretend he was stepping down gracefully the dude was never going to abide
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jeffreyw posted:That’s the beauty of it. No matter what he does, he’ll never exit the self own zone. Like Mephistopheles, he is always in hell, because he takes his hell with him wherever he goes.
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