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Zulily Zoetrope posted:lmao at the people who thought he wanted to bail out and posted the poll to pretend he was stepping down gracefully If there's anything we should have learned by now it's that Elon is never thinking more than one step ahead
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Sentient Data posted:Okay, I never thought of him as a super genius 17D chess player, but I simply can't fathom the fact that he posted that poll without being 420% prepared to handle what to do during any result. I mean, what the gently caress, I would have staked big money on the "yes" being what he wanted all along as his idea of a tricky move, but the fact that he's apparently been caught completely flat-footed after the "yes" result is insane However dumb you think he is, he is absolutely dumber.
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Dec 20, 2022 01:07
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The best thing? There were undoubtedly bots on that poll, he probably filtered them all out and he still lost. That's why it took so long for him to latch onto "Maybe you need to redo the poll with Blues only" Cause he's a dumb fuckwit
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Dec 20, 2022 01:07
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Can someone photoshop melon's fat face onto the yamcha crater pic with twitter blue as the symbol on his back?
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Dec 20, 2022 01:07
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Post media that slobs Musks knob for what a genius he is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bgMCNXzNtE
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Dec 20, 2022 01:09
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He'll re-run it with Blue-only and then when his option wins he'll say "Looks like it was mostly bots" completely ignoring the concept of selection bias.
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Dec 20, 2022 01:10
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He has an idea for an electric jet (He saw one at a toy store) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfiRd4Y5z_g&t=32s
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Dec 20, 2022 01:12
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And here it is y'all. The deflection https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604985324505030658?t=sWOjJ_kawbiCxJKr9THrCg&s=19
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Dec 20, 2022 01:12
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If he wanted Parler he should have just bought it instead. we don't need two parlers
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Dec 20, 2022 01:12
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What’s funny is this was a 5D chess move by Musk. He was trying the threaten to leave to get people in line trick that many kings have used. The trick is they usually were at least liked
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Dec 20, 2022 01:13
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jadebullet posted:And here it is y'all. The deflection Coward but also 
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Dec 20, 2022 01:13
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Vote blue, no matter who
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Infinitum posted:Post media that slobs Musks knob for what a genius he is To be fair to Discovery, that clip was from a time when 90% of the world only knew Elon Musk as "the SpaceX and Tesla guy who's going to build a mansion on Mars and just launched his car into the sun on a rocket." The great awakening to what a loser shithead he was came about a year later.
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Dec 20, 2022 01:13
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Twitter Blue isn't even available worldwide lolquote:The new Twitter Blue is currently available for purchase on web for $8/month or in-app on iOS for $11/month (or your local pricing) in the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the UK, with plans to expand.
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Dec 20, 2022 01:13
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Steadiman posted:Vote blue, no matter who sure is free and honest voting when you have to pay to participate in voting
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Dec 20, 2022 01:14
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The Postman posted:Twitter Blue isn't even available worldwide lol I'm sure Musk is perfectly comfortable with the idea of only a small subset of the population having any rights.
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Dec 20, 2022 01:15
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Lord Stimperor posted:I had similar news about my father a couple of weeks ago. Since then a bunch of scams have imploded and assholes are eating poo poo. It's petty and cynical but it gives me some comfort that there is at least some form of justice, somewhere. High-five fellow Goon-in-Sadness, I hope you are looking after yourself. Remember to stay hydrated and fed. It rips yer soul out doesn't it 
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Dec 20, 2022 01:16
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GreenBuckanneer posted:sure is free and honest voting when you have to pay to participate in voting SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP! WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
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Dec 20, 2022 01:16
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Actually real life Skinner "am I so out of touch" meme. Incredible.
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Dec 20, 2022 01:16
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I hope he pulls a Franklin B. Gowen and steps down, assuming he can control his self groomed predecessor, only for find out he can't, so he goes to Washington DC, rents a hotel room, and [for more information, please look up Franklin Gowen at your local library/Wikipedia article]
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Dec 20, 2022 01:17
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Man, imagine how pissed the Saudis must be, to have flown him all the way to Qatar, told him to get his poo poo together with Twitter, and then this is the result
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Dec 20, 2022 01:17
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The Postman posted:Twitter Blue isn't even available worldwide lol Lol I hope when this is over and he stays on as CEO, everybody remembers to frame this as "After the losing the first poll, Elon-- from apartheid South Africa-- redid the poll with only predominantly white countries allowed to vote."
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Dec 20, 2022 01:17
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Wouldn't all the legacy blue checkmarks outvote the paid ones? He's going to lose the checkmark-only vote too.
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Dec 20, 2022 01:17
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Old Kentucky Shark posted:This is the stupidest possible outcome so it will definitely happen. Elon’s Razor
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Dec 20, 2022 01:17
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This is the town square, democratised Twitter, where free speech isn't overruled by unappointed blue check celebrities, but where votes are bought by people living in rich English speaking countries, and where the questions are determined by the former richest man on earth, and the timing is by his convenience
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Dec 20, 2022 01:17
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He should just move straight to the point at which nobody without blue is allowed to like or reply.
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Dec 20, 2022 01:18
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The X-man cometh posted:Wouldn't all the legacy blue checkmarks outvote the paid ones? He's going to lose the checkmark-only vote too. Twitter Blue means only the "This MFer paid for Twitter" crowd gets to vote. Legacy checkmarks are excluded.
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Dec 20, 2022 01:19
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Underwhelmed posted:He should just move straight to the point at which nobody without blue is allowed to like or reply. Interesting
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Dec 20, 2022 01:19
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Man, imagine how pissed the Saudis must be, to have flown him all the way to Qatar, told him to get his poo poo together with Twitter, and then this is the result Maybe he's trying to get the Saudi's to kill him as one last way to save face.
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jadebullet posted:And here it is y'all. The deflection
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Dec 20, 2022 01:21
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Looking forward to seeing the Quartering say how genius Elmo is after saying that him leaving Twitter would be worse than 9/11.
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Dec 20, 2022 01:22
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wait is this poll tax is he trying to impliment an actual poll tax
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Dec 20, 2022 01:23
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So initially, he wanted to get rid of checkmarks because he didn’t want multiple classes on Twitter. And now he wants to make it so the blue checkmarks get to have actual policy power, more than they ever had. What a loving moron. Unbelievable that there are people dumb enough to still believe in him at this point.
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Dec 20, 2022 01:23
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Whatever staff is left probably had a relatively normal day with him stuck on a plane all day... Until he Logged On and decided Unfilteredboss1 is onto something. He's probably demanding everyone report to the office for some hardcore coding to create Blue Only polls as we speak.
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This is literally the most Elon solution to this, full class segregation is his comfort zone, I’m absolutely thrilled because it will 100% backfire again for so many reasons. Whatever happens will be funny so let’s get Musked up!
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Dec 20, 2022 01:24
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every time elon opens his mouth it's like this with twitter stock lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_zs8AwoTQ
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BigglesSWE posted:I feel like Musk's way to try and monetize Twitter is a bit like how Cartman tried to have his own amusement park. Slowly but surely, just by the way things in the real world works, he has to shape Twitter back to its former functioning state, in spite of his wishes to make it his plaything. Thanks for reminding me of this. It's just such a good illustration of this exact phenomenon that seems people need to be reminded of more and more as they continually reinvent centuries-old well-understood systems but with no rules this time. South Park has tons of monumentally lovely takes but the ones it got right, it got really right. And they make excellent case studies to throw at libertarian/rightwing shitheads who imagine themselves to be Cartman (and think he's the good guy)
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Dec 20, 2022 01:24
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2 days prior to the new poll, Elon gifts a free month of Twitter Blue to all accounts that voted No on the first one
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Infinitum posted:Post media that slobs Musks knob for what a genius he is Infinitum posted:He has an idea for an electric jet (He saw one at a toy store) In his mind, he still thinks everyone on the planet thinks he is Cool Guy Musk, this guy! I think the balance started to tip with the whole Cave Diving Rescue business. The way he handled that embarrassing affair really began, for me anyway, to show that perhaps he was actually a massive douchebag and not some Christ-like saviour. Nothing he has done since then has changed my opinion.
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Gros Tarla posted:So initially, he wanted to get rid of checkmarks because he didn’t want multiple classes on Twitter. Only paid blue check marks. Important distinction and it’ll make it funnier because only a few thousand people have actually bought that. So the poll will go from millions to thousands! It’s great
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