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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
I've heard of shelling the trenches, but this is ridiculous! :rimshot:

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Don't go in the emergency room for at least 30-40 minutes. Grandpa just dropped a bomb.

https://twitter.com/InfosFrancaises/status/1604923706031177738?t=fotHFtkseMDbK9GXPmsThQ&s=19

Just give it a whack with a ball peen hammer and it removes itself!

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/9drefY5.mp4

Makes me appreciate the boring computer toucher job

I would simply turn to face the waves

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Why in the world was that shell up in that old geezer's guts

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Unperson_47 posted:

Why in the world was that shell up in that old geezer's guts

It was the damndest thing. He was cleaning up, naked, as it was late, and set it on the ground. That's when he tripped over a pair of pants on the ground and fell over backwards onto it.

It happens all the time.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
It was an accident with a homemade mortar

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


StormDrain posted:

It was the damndest thing. He was cleaning up, naked, as it was late, and set it on the ground. That's when he tripped over a pair of pants on the ground and fell over backwards onto it.

It happens all the time.

I thought he was cleaning it while he showered, just for efficiency, and set it down after he finished and then slipped

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

everydayfalls
Aug 23, 2016
https://i.imgur.com/Daf6ZYA.mp4

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

can't be a mortar, he was trying to breech load it.

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Unperson_47 posted:

Why in the world was that shell up in that old geezer's guts

The original post/story that this was based on is that he would put it up there to relieve his piles. Then one time it went too far in.

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Don't go in the emergency room for at least 30-40 minutes. Grandpa just dropped a bomb.

https://twitter.com/InfosFrancaises/status/1604923706031177738?t=fotHFtkseMDbK9GXPmsThQ&s=19

The translation is a little off. The actual text is:

quote:

[...] A demining team intervened to ensure that he was disarmed (Var-Matin)."

And thanks to the wonders of French, it's ambiguous whether they are refering to the geezer or the shell.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Unperson_47 posted:

Why in the world was that shell up in that old geezer's guts

The gang wars in french prison have opened a new front.

Edit: after heavy fighting, it was necessary to resupply the rear echelon.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED
Respect to all brave soldiers, even those with the gear in their rear.

Neco
Mar 13, 2005

listen

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I would simply turn to face the waves

Wouldn‘t the ship break apart more easily then?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://i.imgur.com/lXksVqv.mp4

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Neco posted:

Wouldn‘t the ship break apart more easily then?
Only if it's the Edmund Fitzgerald. Either way, it looks like they're holding their own.

I like self correcting problems like these.

Cat Hatter fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Dec 20, 2022

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Shame they turned away before the demon inhabiting the tree stood up.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Greetings from Windows95!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


axolotl farmer posted:

Greetings from Windows95!



So that whole 'my usb cables got tangled up' thing can happen to pipes too?

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Paid by the bend

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

axolotl farmer posted:

Greetings from Windows95!



"I mention his talk about angles because it suggests something Wilcox had told me of his awful dreams. He had said that the geometry of the dream-place he saw was abnormal, non-Euclidean, and loathsomely redolent of spheres and dimensions apart from ours."
- H.P. Lovecraft, 'The Call of Cthulthu'

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

axolotl farmer posted:

Greetings from Windows95!



Not gonna lie, all those valves makes me jealous. I've been in situations where I have to turn off the water to an entire house because there's no valve along the line I need to mess with.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

axolotl farmer posted:

Greetings from Windows95!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpIdOgxQSpg

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/8tU17wE.mp4

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Gotta keep the ninja turtles out somehow.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

axolotl farmer posted:

Greetings from Windows95!



If we start radiation treatment and chemo right away then I think we can stop the tumour before it spreads all over.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/RXNGIeD.mp4

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
And this is why you don't build your fortress on an aquifer

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
the winners of the world cup just got driven into powerlines. they seem ok but goddamn:
https://hw-videos.worldstarhiphop.com/u/vid/2022/12/dtfnpT8k3Iaq.mp4

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Selklubber posted:

have you tried just blocking specific avatars with ublock?

Kith posted:

uBlock Origin allows you to block specific images with the eyedropper tool, and I've used it myself for several of the more difficult to look at avatars and gang tags. If you'd like to add theirs to your blocklist manually, it's
code:
||fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/2d/95/00112824.0001.gif

Both these suggestions were very helpful. Thanks a bunch!

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Sometimes it's necessary to weld the manhole cover to the collar, for example if that location has frequent surcharging where the stormwater flow from below comes out the top of the manhole stack. We try to avoid that when designing a stormwater system, but sometimes you had bad assumptions, or drainage areas change, and it's better to make a hassle for the maintenance guys rather than creating severe hazards when the manhole slides away in a storm.

Generally, though, it's only welded in a few spots so that you don't have to rip the entire collar off to access the manhole later.

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:

axolotl farmer posted:

Greetings from Windows95!



needs more saddle valves

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

I think I figured out how you keep getting holes in your stockings

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




These are ugly as loving poo poo so I'm going to assume this is a 40K related affair.

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.
Nope, fashion!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Your ideas for storing your mek'leth brings dishonor to yourself and your house.

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rn79wpwIp01r0uzl6.mp4

sound
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qetbuwPVOQ1u443o2.mp4

crossposts from schadenfreude thread
https://i.imgur.com/yBQgtop.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/9v9YvI3.mp4

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