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ScienceSeagull posted:She offered a bit more detail about his "theory" in the comments: My ungrateful physicist son in law is making me feel like an idiot when I calmly explain him that I already solved physics by smoking weed and watching YouTube. Edit: Just noticed that OP is a woman and now it all makes perfect sense in Boomer World. Father in law is a male, and therefore has the god-given right and obligation to explain the mysteries of the universe to the female. The Alchemist fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Dec 20, 2022 |
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Larry Cum Free posted:AITA for ruining Thanksgiving because my Cousin Greg wouldn't stop farting on me? You wanna get Greg to stop? Here's how you get him to stop. He pulls a fart, you pull a dookie. He makes one of yours feel sick, you make one of his blow chunks! That's the reddit way, and that's how you get Greg to stop!
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Fart in Greg's mouth when he falls asleep on the couch after dinner.
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Baronjutter posted:I got some side eye buying a hidden spy cam disguised as a pen and very much marketed for perving, but it's also known in the model train world as the best quality camera you can mount on an N scale train to film your layout first person! LOL and just try explaining that you are not a pervert, just a model train enthusiast, and that’s why you dress up in overalls and a little striped hat and invite all the neighborhood kids to come check out your train room.
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It's my hobby, therobit. Why you gotta belittle it?
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Larry Cum Free posted:AITA for ruining Thanksgiving because my Cousin Greg wouldn't stop farting on me?  I uhhhhhh believe I just farted on you? This is, I guess, a practical joke? Your retaliation would be greatly appreciated in our little game that we have together
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This one might be fake, but picturing it amuses me so here we are AITA for getting myself kicked out of Sunday School? quote:I am the drama this week. I (16F) got myself kicked out of Sunday school at my step-dad’s church this weekend. My mom married Brad earlier this year. He has 4 kids (12F, 10M, 9M, 7M) that are with him most of the time, and to say their family is religious is like the understatement of all time. The daughter has to wear skirts all the time and can’t cut her hair and they’re all at church at least 3 times a week and have like family Bible time and stuff every day. I wouldn’t care except that now that my mom and Brad are married they expect me to participate and that’s just not my bag. I think it’s superstitious misogynistic nonsense and I always leave stuff at their church feeling icky. I tried to get my mom to let me go to my dad’s on Sundays to avoid conflict but that’s a nonstarter so far, so I try to avoid talking about it but Brad is like making it his personal mission to get me “saved” or something so the subject comes up regularly.
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they're not looking for people who read the Bible lmao
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this christmas, can't we all just assume each and every story to be as true as the frost on our windshields? perhaps i have a soft spot for a girl willing to stand her ground against, as she described it and as i would as well, superstitious misogynistic nonsense
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This thread is only fun if you assume every story is probably fake, but that's exactly the kind of thing I would have said at 16
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Larry Cum Free posted:AITA for ruining Thanksgiving because my Cousin Greg wouldn't stop farting on me? Trying to figure how to it physically works to both grab someone by the collar and point your rear end at their stomach. Was it a blind collar grab behind the back? Is Greg a contortionist?
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cumpantry posted:having a lol at this and more with commentary implying he was an abuser and etc etc. all he is, plainly, is a big baby having trouble letting go. Eh, he doesn't clarify on what "I made it hard on her" means, so it's not hard to imagine he bullied the poo poo out of her until she, a girl evidently accustomed to abuse, chose to disappear in the night.
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cumpantry posted:this christmas, can't we all just assume each and every story to be as true as the frost on our windshields? perhaps i have a soft spot for a girl willing to stand her ground against, as she described it and as i would as well, superstitious misogynistic nonsense You know what? If a lie sounds truer than the truth, just tell the loving lie. Like you know what? I didn’t have a childhood or know anything. I stepped out of a baphomet at age 19 and just started mouthfucking strangers.
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AITA for throwing away the expensive whiskey my brother got me for my 40th?quote:
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DoubleNegative posted:AITA for canceling my girlfriend's christmas gift and not buying her another? He explains in the comments that she found out by getting into his phone/email, which is a terrifying level of dedication to her WTF obsession.
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Better to be thought a pervert than confirm you're a model train enthusiast.
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Das Boo posted:Eh, he doesn't clarify on what "I made it hard on her" means, so it's not hard to imagine he bullied the poo poo out of her until she, a girl evidently accustomed to abuse, chose to disappear in the night. This, plus I still don't think it's some comically high expectation that a 14 or 15 year old boy should take no for an answer instead of trying to talk a girl around.
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Piell posted:AITA for throwing away the expensive whiskey my brother got me for my 40th? Tell me you're from a family of alcoholics without telling me. Also, how loving insanely rude is it to gift someone a bottle, then take it from them to open it and pour drinks for everyone else at the party?
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Piell posted:AITA for throwing away the expensive whiskey my brother got me for my 40th? what do you mean there's one single thing I can't do??? gently caress that!
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pentyne posted:Tell me you're from a family of alcoholics without telling me.
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Piell posted:AITA for throwing away the expensive whiskey my brother got me for my 40th? how in any world would you think you're the rear end in a top hat in this situation. you wouldn't have been the rear end in a top hat even if you'd have brained him with the bottle.
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cumpantry posted:this christmas, can't we all just assume each and every story to be as true as the frost on our windshields? perhaps i have a soft spot for a girl willing to stand her ground against, as she described it and as i would as well, superstitious misogynistic nonsense My late mother got kicked out of Mormon church classes by "just asking questions" about how men get to go on missions and women don't.
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Das Boo posted:Eh, he doesn't clarify on what "I made it hard on her" means, so it's not hard to imagine he bullied the poo poo out of her until she, a girl evidently accustomed to abuse, chose to disappear in the night. i wish he left more comments or at least answered a challenging INFO. he reeks of scumbag, but what the hell actually happened?
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Solkanar512 posted:My late mother got kicked out of Mormon church classes by "just asking questions" about how men get to go on missions and women don't. Women do go on missions.
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haveblue posted:Trying to figure how to it physically works to both grab someone by the collar and point your rear end at their stomach. Was it a blind collar grab behind the back? Is Greg a contortionist? Greg is at least a brown belt in judo. 
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greg the farting judoka is always welcome at my holiday parties
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pentyne posted:Tell me you're from a family of alcoholics without telling me.
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AceClown posted:how in any world would you think you're the rear end in a top hat in this situation. you wouldn't have been the rear end in a top hat even if you'd have brained him with the bottle. I thought that's where the story was going and would also have said the OP was not the rear end in a top hat had it happened. E: MagusofStars posted:I assume the explanation is that the brother has been thinking “I want the old Jim back, that guy was hilarious” and figured that opening the bottle and the spot to pass out the booze might help peer-pressure OP to joining in. The brother makes a dig about how the OP ruined birthdays with his drinking, so I think maybe the OP's family are the type of person to think "Oh, you haven't drunk in X amount of time. That means you're good to drink, you just have to control yourself." Batterypowered7 fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Dec 20, 2022 |
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Halloween Jack posted:It's my hobby, therobit. Why you gotta belittle it? Yeah, OO b little enough as it is!
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PizzaProwler posted:Women do go on missions. Not back then, and not that particular ward. Don't generalize or call my dead mother a liar. Edit: I knew someone was going to say this but I was just hoping folks would realize that maybe, just maybe that individual situations in the past might not always follow the specific rules set out now.
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Batterypowered7 posted:I thought that's where the story was going and would also have said the OP was not the rear end in a top hat had it happened. Or the brother prefers a world in which the OP is a messed-up alcoholic who make him look good by comparison. Anyone who fucks with a person's sobriety is beyond evil.
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Even if the op was an rear end in a top hat in the past with their drunken behaviour, how does the brother get it in his head that the way to deal with that is to try and get him drunk again and re-traumatise his nieces. What a shithead. The parents suck too, for defending the guy who tried to make a former alcoholic drink again
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Solkanar512 posted:Not back then, and not that particular ward. Don't generalize or call my dead mother a liar. You don't understand, the most important thing is to defend the honor of the reactionary shitheads of the mormon church because... uh well I'm sure there's some reason
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Foo Diddley posted:how do you type out "so my Mom came over to wash my sheets, vacuum, and wash my floors" and not immediately feel like the most pathetic goddamn baby on earth. seriously, how do you post that to reddit and still think "yes, i am a man and an adult" afterward. how do you admit, out loud, in real life, to your adult girlfriend, that your mom has to do this poo poo for you OTOH, I am fifty years old, married, with two kids and when my mom comes for a visit she does our laundry, cooks, cleans. And we are grateful for every drat second she helps out like that. Although I supposed it's different because my mom coming over isn't the only time those things get done.
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Bruceski posted:Better to be thought a pervert than confirm you're a model train enthusiast. But you repeat yourself
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Chocolate Bunny posted:Even if the op was an rear end in a top hat in the past with their drunken behaviour, how does the brother get it in his head that the way to deal with that is to try and get him drunk again and re-traumatise his nieces. What a shithead. The parents suck too, for defending the guy who tried to make a former alcoholic drink again I'm leaning towards brother deciding a milestone birthday was the perfect occasion to shame OP for his behaviour, presumably also at other people's special occasions. "Haha, I'll get one back on that rear end in a top hat who ruined poo poo for all of us by being a drunk!" Something like that, I'm guessing. Not that I'm suggesting what he did was right at all.
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Chocolate Bunny posted:Even if the op was an rear end in a top hat in the past with their drunken behaviour, how does the brother get it in his head that the way to deal with that is to try and get him drunk again and re-traumatise his nieces. What a shithead. The parents suck too, for defending the guy who tried to make a former alcoholic drink again
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Halloween Jack posted:It's my hobby, therobit. Why you gotta belittle it? I have no doubt that almost all model train enthusiasts are no more perverted than the general male population, and I have met some really cool guys who are into that hobby. But the social stigma of it remains unfortunately. Piell posted:AITA for throwing away the expensive whiskey my brother got me for my 40th? AceClown posted:you wouldn't have been the rear end in a top hat even if you'd have brained him with the bottle.
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Batterypowered7 posted:The brother makes a dig about how the OP ruined birthdays with his drinking, so I think maybe the OP's family are the type of person to think "Oh, you haven't drunk in X amount of time. That means you're good to drink, you just have to control yourself." Or more that there are years of pent up frustration by the OP's family that manifests as, "gently caress you, OP. You are going to gently caress up all of our Christmases and feel like it's all good because you are sober now? I'mma gonna gently caress up all of yours and drag your whole family into more turmoil if you relapse, but gently caress that because I am MAD goddammit."
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Solkanar512 posted:Not back then, and not that particular ward. Don't generalize or call my dead mother a liar. Are you really pearlclutching and bringing up your dead mom to “win” a discussion on loving something awful Go outside
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