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DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

A saucier spoon is just a normal spoon picked up in an op shop ime

It's not gunna be up to much else once I've used it to make decorative schmears with my jizz

Carth Dookie posted:

Literally too stupid to live.

I'm too stupid to live and even I got my jabs lmao

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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

DumbparameciuM posted:


I'm too stupid to live and even I got my jabs lmao

Hell same.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

kirbysuperstar posted:

About ready to punch my younger brother in the mouth over his antivax poo poo. Still refuses to get any covid shot, when remarking on my sister's unborn baby and the whole "people should have their whooping cough shot" thing he said "well I won't be getting any vaccinations so if I need to stay away then I will", and today linked everyone some article about pfizer killing people or whatever and when politely told to stop talking about vaccines said "I'm not I'm just sharing something that was interesting". You know, the whole "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU" thing.

loving dipshit. Glad his dumbass marrow has been removed from my body.
Cough in his face, constantly. Ask what he's worried about if he gets lovely about it.
You're not touching him!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


My brother was trying to pull the antivac bullshit card, and my Niece was born during the middle of covid, he basically got pulled up quick loving smart by Mum.
SIL then got covid, and even though he slept in the same bed as her, didn't end up catching it. He's a bit of hero in his own lunch box though, so I reckon he got it and never admitted it.

I think a lot of people just couldn't understand how we arrived at vaccines so 'quickly', due to emergent technologies that enabled it, so they just didn't want to put some 'rush job' in their bodies.
Hundreds of thousands of people dying globally and some cunts just couldn't stop being selfish cunts and have some compassion.

tl;dr - Your Sister and Mum should tell your Brother to go and get hosed, and he's not to hang around the family until he gets his shots. gently caress him.

Carth Dookie posted:

JK Rowling should be tried in the Hague before you even take into consideration her TERF beliefs.

Browsing twitter, mainly cause people are dunking on Musk constantly, and #TransWomenAreConmen is trending in Australia

So maybe 17k people need to get in the bin

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Infinitum posted:

My brother was trying to pull the antivac bullshit card, and my Niece was born during the middle of covid, he basically got pulled up quick loving smart by Mum.
SIL then got covid, and even though he slept in the same bed as her, didn't end up catching it. He's a bit of hero in his own lunch box though, so I reckon he got it and never admitted it.

A decent percentage of people who got it were asymptomatic typhoid marys, he might've just been one of those.

Infinitum posted:

Browsing twitter, mainly cause people are dunking on Musk constantly, and #TransWomenAreConmen is trending in Australia

So maybe 17k people need to get in the bin

Trending's always been pretty hosed for Australia due to the active population being so much less, often I'll see random words trending that aren't actually a thing at all and are just words people are using in unrelated sentences. So it's not hard to get something trending above that with even a small group of people making an effort.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Dec 20, 2022

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
The finance clause in daughter's contract expires today and the mortgage broker still hasn't confirmed the loan. Vendors told conveyancer that they will extend the clause if necessary, but I don't think that's in writing yet.

Gonna be a long day, I think.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
This morning I farted, and cried with joy. For I could smell it, and it was rank.

Covid sucks and not being able to taste food or smell for a week was brutal on my mental health.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Jorps listening isn’t worthy of death but jorps believing is.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Infinitum posted:

tl;dr - Your Sister and Mum should tell your Brother to go and get hosed, and he's not to hang around the family until he gets his shots. gently caress him.

I desperately wish they would. He actually got covid (oh shocking) and my mum who is like, the kindest woman on earth, said that he should have gotten it worse so he'd get a kick up the rear end about it. I mean gently caress his fiancée is a naturopath and she got vaccinated. What a failson.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Im deaf in one ear, cant smell and cant taste and yet i dont have covid

loving sucks

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
I hated not being able to taste things properly when I was having chemotherapy and it wasn't any better when I had covid.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

The old epilepsy meds I was on messed up my sense of taste as well and honestly its really quite soul-crushing, it takes a lot of joy out of life that people kinda underrate until they experience it.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I get really hungry after I smoke weed and stuff tastes amazing

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Theres a loud rowdy bunch of older scottish blokes at the table next to me and they without a beat took a minutes silence for terry hall and them went back to being the loudest table in the pub

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
Missing my first badge draw since March cos of covid.

They'll call my number.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


gently caress everything about Centrelink.

Been absolutely hosed around for a month, and I still haven't been paid.
Former employer withheld page 2 of my separation certificate, so my initial claim was knocked back, and I've only just gotten it.
Spent 3 loving hours on the phone trying to get documents to them, in the absolute perfect pristine loving order that they want it, and just constantly put back on hold for 15min at a time while they check uploads.

Now been told it'll take another week to assess, and I can't afford to get anyone presents for Christmas.

Just absolutely dehumanising.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Infinitum posted:

gently caress everything about Centrelink.

Been absolutely hosed around for a month, and I still haven't been paid.
Former employer withheld page 2 of my separation certificate, so my initial claim was knocked back, and I've only just gotten it.
Spent 3 loving hours on the phone trying to get documents to them, in the absolute perfect pristine loving order that they want it, and just constantly put back on hold for 15min at a time while they check uploads.

Now been told it'll take another week to assess, and I can't afford to get anyone presents for Christmas.

Just absolutely dehumanising.

They just keep getting worse and worse.

I'm sorry you have to deal with this poo poo. It's soul destroying.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Finance got unconditionally approved this morning, although for some reason the agent has the sold date as 19th on the listing. Settlement is in 5 weeks.

Grandson got his RSA today and is doing his RCG tomorrow. I might see what barista courses are available, too.

All in all a good day, although I didn't get any housework done.

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

Infinitum posted:

gently caress everything about Centrelink.

Been absolutely hosed around for a month, and I still haven't been paid.
Former employer withheld page 2 of my separation certificate, so my initial claim was knocked back, and I've only just gotten it.
Spent 3 loving hours on the phone trying to get documents to them, in the absolute perfect pristine loving order that they want it, and just constantly put back on hold for 15min at a time while they check uploads.

Now been told it'll take another week to assess, and I can't afford to get anyone presents for Christmas.

Just absolutely dehumanising.

Lol
I was once asked to provide payslips for august. When we were in july.
Yes they knocked back my claim because i didnt provide the august payslips in july
When i rang to complain and semi got it fixed (you can never get anything actually fixed with centerlink) i asked for a new form to be sent to me with the correct dates they needed.

Woman said no.

Then i was party to helping someone with their claim. (a family tax thing, so people that arent going out of their way to gently caress you over)
They had a house worth 300k with a 300k loan
they had paid off 100k
so had a debt of 200k.
This person was getting knocked back because

300k - 200k +100k = 600k

and therefore had too much equity in the house.
It took explaining this to 3 different people before one of them said, wait, you're right, its 300k-200k, you only have 100k equity in the house (and then still tried to gently caress them over because you cant have assests over 150k to get familiy benefit thing they were applying for.

The brainworms you have to have to think anyone actively WANTS to engage with centrelink...

i wish i was making this poo poo up.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Every year my body switches into holiday mode a with a few days left of work, so tired
2 more days you lazy bastard

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

EoinCannon posted:

Every year my body switches into holiday mode a with a few days left of work, so tired
2 more days you lazy bastard

Lol that the entire state education system just gives up post Melbourne cup

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
Hooray, our first Severe Tropical Cyclone of the season! Darian!

Thankfully, it's way out in the Indian Ocean and moving away from Australia, developing from a tropical low formed 13th Dec before charging up to a full-fledged Cyclone on the 18th, going from Cat#1 to Cat#5 within two days!

This gives us a glimpse in to what's possible this coming season.



There's currently another low developing in the Timor Sea NNW of Darwin.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib

MikeJF posted:

Trending's always been pretty hosed for Australia due to the active population being so much less, often I'll see random words trending that aren't actually a thing at all and are just words people are using in unrelated sentences. So it's not hard to get something trending above that with even a small group of people making an effort.

also elon fired all the staff that used to curate the trending tags and provide them with those additional information for why the tags were trending/linking a news story in the trending topic

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Thank gently caress the world is still spinning.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

drunkill posted:

also elon fired all the staff that used to curate the trending tags and provide them with those additional information for why the tags were trending/linking a news story in the trending topic
I like seeing stuff like AND ALSO popping up in Trending In Aus and it's just... people using and also in a tweet???

femcastra
Apr 25, 2008

If you want him,
come and knit him!

Infinitum posted:

gently caress everything about Centrelink.

Been absolutely hosed around for a month, and I still haven't been paid.
Former employer withheld page 2 of my separation certificate, so my initial claim was knocked back, and I've only just gotten it.
Spent 3 loving hours on the phone trying to get documents to them, in the absolute perfect pristine loving order that they want it, and just constantly put back on hold for 15min at a time while they check uploads.

Now been told it'll take another week to assess, and I can't afford to get anyone presents for Christmas.

Just absolutely dehumanising.

Yo tried to PM you but you don’t have them available. You got a PayPal or something?

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

My long term unemployed brother brother has been volunteering at an op shop for like, a year to get back on his feet and was pretty much offered a job to manage one of the branches soon because they're going to fire the current manager. She's somehow caught wind of it and she's sabotaging things for him before his shift, messing with doors, hiding important things and unplugging important stuff. Jesus, people are absolutely nuts, leave Simon alone, he is probably the most harmless person in existence.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Caesar Saladin posted:

My long term unemployed brother brother has been volunteering at an op shop for like, a year to get back on his feet and was pretty much offered a job to manage one of the branches soon because they're going to fire the current manager. She's somehow caught wind of it and she's sabotaging things for him before his shift, messing with doors, hiding important things and unplugging important stuff. Jesus, people are absolutely nuts, leave Simon alone, he is probably the most harmless person in existence.

Sure seems like a good way to get yourself fired immediately rather than try to salvage your job, lady.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Caesar Saladin posted:

My long term unemployed brother brother has been volunteering at an op shop for like, a year to get back on his feet and was pretty much offered a job to manage one of the branches soon because they're going to fire the current manager. She's somehow caught wind of it and she's sabotaging things for him before his shift, messing with doors, hiding important things and unplugging important stuff. Jesus, people are absolutely nuts, leave Simon alone, he is probably the most harmless person in existence.

I hope Simon gets the job. Petty stuff like that is really unlikely to hurt his chances.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
NVJ got fired from his job of coming up with flavours for flavoured condoms when he suggested baked beans

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Poohs Packin posted:

I hope Simon gets the job. Petty stuff like that is really unlikely to hurt his chances.

Honestly he thought he might have actually loving up and not realising it until a nice 17 year old girl working there told him that she caught the other lady messing with the stuff before he got in, and she's gonna report it to someone. I'm pretty sure its just going to make him look even better in comparison. People are just insane out there. It's like, actual gaslighting.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Yeah people petty over dumb poo poo it sucks.

Last real day at work today. tomorrows a bit of a muck around and early boozy lunch before probably smoking down and playing some 150bpm german rave poo poo at a mates place next to story bridge hey hey.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


femcastra posted:

Yo tried to PM you but you don’t have them available. You got a PayPal or something?

I do, you can shoot me an email and I'll give you the name - infinitum at gmail.com

Infinitum fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Dec 21, 2022

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Don't forget people!

It's Gravy Day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYqIF2XkqKU

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Dec 21, 2022

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Of all the days to get offered a job as a screw, Gravy Day sure seems ironic

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
But who's Gunna make the gravy

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Jestery posted:

But who's Gunna make the gravy

If i believed the dumbest loving saffa ive ever heard in my life id be able to pay a servant to make the gravy for 1/100th of my salary with "minimal' overtime

Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Dec 21, 2022

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I feel its worth pointing out when i mentioned thisto the mother hen of the local halfway house she looked really cut for a split second before she switched to jocularly implying i could make a lot more if i wanted

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Free nvj 2 hours and forty minuted after gravy day

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I cant believe we all missed the concentrated mod harassment campaign to get nvj freed on graby day

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