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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605372724800393216?s=20&t=O17TA2q9Ox_udujoe29btg LOL What a snipe
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https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1605352876422971393quote:In a Tuesday statement, police in South Pasadena said that the incident involved a member of Musk's security team, whose vehicle hit the car of a man he alleged was following him.
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Dec 21, 2022 02:23
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Would that be the teams he fired randomly for not being hardcore enough? I’m sure whatever employees that are still sweating it out are overjoyed over the prospect of an apartheid aristocrat breathing down their necks to produce more code.
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Dec 21, 2022 02:24
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Engineer baby brains keep thinking this is something you can fix with code rewrites and features and not that the entire brand is incredibly toxic now
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Dec 21, 2022 02:24
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reminder that he told one of his sycophants that they'd have to invest their life savings I think he's offering people to take on all the debt he created and be his public scapegoat, while he will keep implementing his edicts and random bans "behind the scenes." For some reason there are no takers.
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Dec 21, 2022 02:25
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The Alchemist posted:Elon Musk is Rick Biish. It's like he was trying to find a way to say "I'm Rick James, bitch" and "I'm rich, bitch" at the same time and that was what came out instead.
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Dec 21, 2022 02:25
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Nothing new there, when all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. We just stupidly gave these idiots too much leeway and now here we are, trying to solve racism and poverty with nodeJS.
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Dec 21, 2022 02:26
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605372724800393216?s=20&t=O17TA2q9Ox_udujoe29btg I'm your most important employee ...and I own your job ...and you have to pay down the billions in debt I just dumped on the books
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Dec 21, 2022 02:26
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He can't even say "I will devote more of my time to Tesla" lmao
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605372724800393216?s=20&t=O17TA2q9Ox_udujoe29btg I never said WHEN I was stepping down as CEO I am very intelligent
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Dec 21, 2022 02:27
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Giant Metal Robot posted:I'm your most important employee I will take this job for 500k per day
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Dec 21, 2022 02:27
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It could probably be salvaged if Elon spent some more money, hired a PR team and competent execs and said, “I am stepping back and will have no role any longer” and stopped posting on the platform altogether. (But he won’t do that) This announcement is 100% due to Tesla’s nosedive. Prior to this, his poll was “just a trick to snare bots” or w/e
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Dec 21, 2022 02:27
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Are there any other teams at twitter besides the software and servers teams
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Dec 21, 2022 02:28
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 https://twitter.com/theroddimus/status/1605354015226613761?s=20&t=hklzzotJxKjuo4503I5Qfg
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Dec 21, 2022 02:28
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Giant Metal Robot posted:I'm your most important employee - I'm going to throw you under the bus for Tesla too
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605372724800393216?s=20&t=O17TA2q9Ox_udujoe29btg  what a wet turd.
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Dec 21, 2022 02:29
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Elon you dumb motherfucker
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Dec 21, 2022 02:30
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(falls down the stairs, cracking my skull and bleeding everywhere as I piss myself, all because I've bent over to tie my shoes) trying to lace up your shoes there? You're a drat fool to try 
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Dec 21, 2022 02:30
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Are there any other teams at twitter besides the software and servers teams Marketing, PR, probably a small Ops team, HR, Finance.
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Well there's no legal team
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Dec 21, 2022 02:32
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Frank Frank posted:Marketing, PR, probably a small Ops team, HR, Finance. He fired HR Which does beg the question how are the remaining employees going to get paid?
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Dec 21, 2022 02:32
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Everyone gets paid in Twitter Blue
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Dec 21, 2022 02:32
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Let them eat code.
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The Postman posted:He can't even say "I will devote more of my time to Tesla" lmao Does anyone think Tesla’s stock will rebound if Elon quits twitter? It’s a lifestyle company masquerading as a tech company that makes cars. People bought it for that positive branding. Now that brand has been overwhelmed by its association with a whining nazi on a months long bender, and it’ll never recover.
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Dec 21, 2022 02:34
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What's that? You want to try running this company? Heh, pal, let me explain something to you. Everyday that I've been here, there has been a massive and embarrassing gently caress up. This place is consistently in the news because of all of the policy decisions. Yeah it's honestly been a nightmare to work here if you ask me. Hmm? Who made up those policy decisions? Well uh- you see
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Dec 21, 2022 02:34
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learnincurve posted:Which does beg the question how are the remaining employees going to get paid? last I heard, lawsuits
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605372724800393216?s=20&t=O17TA2q9Ox_udujoe29btg Bold move on the day your other company lost just over 8% of value because of your dumb rear end.
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Dec 21, 2022 02:35
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There's one janitor, who has already been told that he will be replaced by a Roomba.
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Nitrousoxide posted:What do they suggest? Yankee? quote:Imprecise language is terms that utilize euphemisms, vagueness, or inaccurate words to not say what one is trying to say. they suggest just saying what you mean. i prefer the term staterian because everyone looks at you like you're the idiot instead of them for living in a blue checkmark country.
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Blorange posted:Does anyone think Tesla’s stock will rebound if Elon quits twitter? It’s a lifestyle company masquerading as a tech company that makes cars. People bought it for that positive branding. Now that brand has been overwhelmed by its association with a whining nazi on a months long bender, and it’ll never recover. Yes until they report a couple of back-to-back horrible quarters (and that’s coming for sure)
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605372724800393216?s=20&t=O17TA2q9Ox_udujoe29btg lmao that’s just as bad
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Chicken Butt posted:There's one janitor, who has already been told that he will be replaced by a Roomba. Unfortunately microservices have been turned off in the Roomba so it can no longer move. It can still sit there and suck though, not unlike the CEO
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605372724800393216?s=20&t=O17TA2q9Ox_udujoe29btg  This is such weak baby bitch poo poo Just the absolute tantrum this man is having
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Dec 21, 2022 02:36
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Now hiring: fool
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I wonder how much of Twitter could even be salvaged if he sold it so someone who promptly spent whatever it took to get everyone back I know the real answer is "Twitter's only value was in its brand and cultural footprint, and you're not getting that back, also lol" but it's kind of fun to try to mentally game it out
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The Postman posted:Now hiring: fool Oh poo poo this is finally my chance
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605372724800393216?s=20&t=O17TA2q9Ox_udujoe29btg Gonna take the CEO job just to constantly ask Elon "Do you know how to reboot the servers? When was the last time you, personally rebooted the servers?" Sue, I wouldn't last a week before he fired me, but I might make some decent bank (Assuming payroll is still functioning)
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Dec 21, 2022 02:39
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Musk tried to have someone killed and that’s what’s fueling his insane bender of making poor decisions.
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Hazo posted:
E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605372724800393216?s=20&t=O17TA2q9Ox_udujoe29btg lmao look at the timestamps on these two posts Just like with the "checkmarks can vote only" thing (and everything else he's done), Elon once again waits for one of his rear end-kissers to come up with a suggestion, then pounces on it like it's his idea first.
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The value Tesla has lost is equivalent to $250,000 for every single car they have sold up to this point. Astonishing that the company was ever valued that high. Love Elon choosing what roles he will serve under the new CEO...wouldn't that be up to the CEO if he was pretending it was anything but a figurehead position?
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