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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Hi thread, have some more fancy crabs (although I think that last one might be an imposter)





Every crab should have access to such dapper headwear!

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
The last one is a catfish

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Scarodactyl posted:

How could you remember to put the accent on the e but not remember krabby?

Autocorrect

I don’t really know anything about them otherwise

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1603825427155410944?t=BkXnqrA0UyNe5aPhLYLunQ&s=19

Remember to always buy your enchanted crabs from reputable dealers this holiday season :eng101:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1604042320688648192

It's cold out there, time to put on your winter wear

naem
May 29, 2011

don’t they grow hydrothermal bacteria on their arm hair that they eat

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1604254131895816192?t=KUFmA-tx6pkJ5RjMD3bhsA&s=19

Fluffy crab

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

naem posted:

don’t they grow hydrothermal bacteria on their arm hair that they eat

Same

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:kimchi:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


all these furry crabs are very festive, i’m really getting into the crabmas season

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:reject:

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJqaWimFY20

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...






But I don't wanna pick the ladybug :mad:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/blackmetalbrews/status/1604688802555088896?s=20&t=k66Qk0_qh1cpHyKxrMQ3Kw

naem
May 29, 2011


the bacteria use the energy from the hydrothermal vent the same way plants use the sun, they just need a place to live where they don’t get blown out into the ocean

crabs that like to stick their arms out into the jet of warm water then groom themselves like a cat

over time, hairy crabs get a bunch of bacteria stuck in there they can lick off

hairier = more to lick = food

crabs and bacteria, breaking the 4th wall like a flint stones dinosaur that powers a vacuum cleaner, shrugging “It’s a living!” studio audience laughter

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/_tnI0FwAQKA

CRAMN

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIeYPHCJ1B8

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Gonna start saying an overenunciated "in the form of....crabs" as a response to things as much as possible

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Captain Hygiene posted:

Gonna start saying an overenunciated "in the form of....crabs" as a response to things as much as possible

if you're any good at impersonations Carl Sagan is a really fun one, but fewer and fewer people get it these days.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1605723327083208705

this coral is looking at me funny

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I feel a strong affinity for crabs that look like angry dumpy junk piles

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

The video does not clearly show it, but the little mouth arms are holding tiny hedge clippers.

naem
May 29, 2011

entirely too grouchy for how fuzzy he is

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Carpet Crab

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Beastie posted:

Carpet Crab

Crabpet? We can name him Bob!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rnadz1LXnG1qejbir.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Over the course of millions of years, crabs have successfully evolved to develop several distinct defenses helping protect themselves from predators. These include:
  • A tough, armor-like exoskeleton covering their body
  • Sharp pincers with which they can attack and defend themselves
  • Iguanas

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
I can't see the crab in that video, could you add an arrow pointing to it?

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


In this case it actually helps you not notice the iguana the first time.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Non Compos Mentis posted:

I can't see the crab in that video, could you add an arrow pointing to it?

take this arrow crab, it will point you to more crabs

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Squatch Ambassador posted:

take this arrow crab, it will point you to more crabs



he has a point.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Squatch Ambassador posted:

take this arrow crab, it will point you to more crabs



I would like to play a video game where you collect hundreds of different species of crabs to help you along your way

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I would like to play a video game where you collect hundreds of different species of crabs to help you along your way

30 hours in you realise that the arrow crabs just point you towards more crabs instead of the next objective

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Non Compos Mentis posted:

30 hours in you realise that the arrow crabs just point you towards more crabs instead of the next objective

You say that like they're different things

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/CuriosMuseum/status/1606621065098174465?t=b275PdI-riVPfH9bBpoPEg&s=19

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





That's my favorite King Crabson album!

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
found a video from the museum that houses that crab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryPgzseKWnU

e:420:

Squatch Ambassador fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Dec 24, 2022

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

I think ol’ Robert was on something a bit stronger than that.

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