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Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Declan MacManus posted:

bo nix outside of the reality warping effects of auburn is a stable and reliable quarterback

sure why not

Bo being successful outside of Auburn is such a delightful gift. I hope all their transfers win awards and become first round draft picks.

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Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
Remember how we actually had Bijan for 3 years, not two, but the first year Tom Herman mostly just declined to use him until the bowl game?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/DukesMayoBowl/status/1604990596401475584

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1605015077089853442?s=20&t=N2PDtGGGvRXxo2QE4i3wiw

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


At FIU? impossible

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Please tell me his jersey number is 88. That actually isn’t a great deal better but I can work with it.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Warbird posted:

Please tell me his jersey number is 88. That actually isn’t a great deal better but I can work with it.

It looks like it is - at least in that picture.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/TomFornelli/status/1605216651418402816

We have a second entrant in the Great Names of 2023 College Football Race

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
So, the Athletic has an article today about a guy who runs a site that tracks College Gameday pickers and their records. More importantly, it has a gallery of Corso's headgear picks over the years

Find your favorite

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

fast cars loose anus posted:

So, the Athletic has an article today about a guy who runs a site that tracks College Gameday pickers and their records. More importantly, it has a gallery of Corso's headgear picks over the years

Find your favorite



My favorite is whatever one he said "gently caress it" on air for.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Cthulu Carl posted:

My favorite is whatever one he said "gently caress it" on air for.

Houston-SMU of all games IIRC.

Any time he gets a firearm is also good. "That dog is ugly!" is of course a legendary moment.

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
I know it's not as Corso, but that moment when poo poo got real and fire jerry kill dot com became talked about on Gameday was absolutely hilarious.

"Unknowable". That must have been 2009?

Komet
Apr 4, 2003

The very first snapshots of fire jerry kill dot com are to Feb. 2011, shortly after he was hired and before he ever coached a game: https://web.archive.org/web/20110215050204/http://www.firejerrykill.com/

quote:


For the non Jerry Kills reading this page here are a few Jerry Kill factoids to familiarize yourself with our temporary head coach:

He is not Randy Edsall, Brady Hoke, Al Golden or any of the other realistic yet competent choices for head coach.
He has spent his career at such luminous stops as Emporia State and Southern Illinois.
No other program in the nation was interested in hiring him away from Northern Illinois.
Has a head like a bruised testicle.
He will be responsible for getting Joel Maturi fired. This will stand the test of time as his sole achievement as Gophers' Head Coach.

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
Lol, he's no Al Golden or Brady Hoke!

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




The highest rated recruit ever from the state of Iowa flipped from Iowa to Bama


Sucks, also Brian's fault somehow

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


PostNouveau posted:

https://twitter.com/TomFornelli/status/1605216651418402816

We have a second entrant in the Great Names of 2023 College Football Race

Dude Person is the all time winner. Unless my dream of a quarterback named Champ Armstrong ever comes to pass.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Sash! posted:

Dude Person is the all time winner. Unless my dream of a quarterback named Champ Armstrong ever comes to pass.

We're living in a simulation, but it's actually an EA NCAA game being simulated and it's being run by a giant me that's just naming playing Hugh Mann and Legitimate Persons.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Cthulu Carl posted:

We're living in a simulation, but it's actually an EA NCAA game being simulated and it's being run by a giant me that's just naming playing Hugh Mann and Legitimate Persons.

I once had a player named London Bridges. Best auto-generated name I've ever had. Pretty good receiver too.

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
I’m still so mad that we let General Booty go out of state, and to OU of all places. A QB from Texas named General Booty and he’s not on the roster at Texas? It’s a travesty.

General Booty

John McClane
Nov 14, 2011
His real name is rontavious person

Rowdy beers may actually be his given name

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Zlk9pHyhI

Some of my earliest football memories are the 1989 season. I miss tearaway jerseys but I do not miss artificial turf in Neyland.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
If you're an extremely specific type of weirdo The Sinful Seven is free until Christmas, and then apparently they're taking it down.

https://mooncrew.gumroad.com/l/xwUYa

Fullcast crew et all wrote a weird book about college football and the NCAA and America a couple of years ago.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/ClutchPointsApp/status/1605318028476182528?t=VheHj0_3COw2s-vQx11-vg&s=19

Absolute legend of an Aztec and was part of the teams that brought SDSU up to a place of respectability in football

gently caress this sucks

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius



a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/ClutchPointsApp/status/1605318028476182528?t=VheHj0_3COw2s-vQx11-vg&s=19

Absolute legend of an Aztec and was part of the teams that brought SDSU up to a place of respectability in football

gently caress this sucks

gently caress cancer.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/ClutchPointsApp/status/1605318028476182528?t=VheHj0_3COw2s-vQx11-vg&s=19

Absolute legend of an Aztec and was part of the teams that brought SDSU up to a place of respectability in football

gently caress this sucks

God drat. Way too young for that.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Anyone got a clip of the dude dropping f bombs during the Leach memorial?

Coco13
Jun 6, 2004

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Grittybeard posted:

If you're an extremely specific type of weirdo The Sinful Seven is free until Christmas, and then apparently they're taking it down.

https://mooncrew.gumroad.com/l/xwUYa

Fullcast crew et all wrote a weird book about college football and the NCAA and America a couple of years ago.

Highly recommend grabbing this. drat good read that blends actual history with an alt history born out of Spencer's love of Red Dead Redemption.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


John McClane posted:

His real name is rontavious person

Rontavious sounds like a disease.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




247, who are usually good about such things, are saying that DJU is likely going to transfer to Hawai'i

It'll be fun to see him sling it at 1 am in front of 10,000 people on a stream that you have to do a bunch of work to actually access (because the TV deal the Bows have is, to put it lightly, weird)

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Troy Queef posted:

247, who are usually good about such things, are saying that DJU is likely going to transfer to Hawai'i

It'll be fun to see him sling it at 1 am in front of 10,000 people on a stream that you have to do a bunch of work to actually access (because the TV deal the Bows have is, to put it lightly, weird)

That's cool for Hawaii to get a former 5* Polynesian but uhhh that's not exactly an appealing situation to transfer into. The Mountain West will be good for him though.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Henchman of Santa posted:

That's cool for Hawaii to get a former 5* Polynesian but uhhh that's not exactly an appealing situation to transfer into. The Mountain West will be good for him though.

Hawaii also announced a commitment from a sprinter from NZ who is 6'5", has run a sub-10s 100m (good enough for the national record), but has never played American football. if Timmy Chang wants to get weird and experimental in his quest to make the Bows relevant again then I'm all for it.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i trust tim chang to teach dj how to funsling

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Troy Queef posted:

Hawaii also announced a commitment from a sprinter from NZ who is 6'5", has run a sub-10s 100m (good enough for the national record), but has never played American football. if Timmy Chang wants to get weird and experimental in his quest to make the Bows relevant again then I'm all for it.

...again?

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/PeteThamel/status/1605410298864848898?s=20&t=RAjF3L78EwwSzmsQKV6Sjw

:(

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

Do you have to wait a year to play if you transfer after your first one?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Look, I'm under no illusion about the student part of student athlete, but transferring that much? That can't be good for your college degree that you should definitely be working on.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/On3sports/status/1605429035269558272

Speaking of transfers.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

drat I thought they were getting McCall. What a letdown if you're a Gator fan.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

l;mfao

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
That’s a pretty spectacular swing and a miss on Florida’s part.

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