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Tea Party Crasher posted:This is what's beautiful about musk, the depth of his patheticness. Just when you think he's trying to save face by making it look like he had to step down because of online democracy or whatever, it turns out what he actually is doing is seeking validation. It’s his coping mechanism for losing the poll - “Everyone voted for me to step down because they knew my Engineering Genius was going to waste as CEO. Now that I’m running Twitters core technical departments everyone will love me again!” I’m sure he will be totally supportive of the new CEO and work collaboratively with all the other department heads and not tweet out criticisms or announce any more poorly thought out policy changes in his new role. Daily code reviews for everyone!
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https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1605296705322483712 Honestly I'd have more respect for Elon if he hopped on a hoverboard and started publicly disintegrating his businesses' board members
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Dec 21, 2022 05:40
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i thought birdsite had got into private ownership(in Musk), so why does it still have a ceo and not just prez musk? how does biz 101 official legal names/structure work?
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PhazonLink posted:i thought birdsite had got into private ownership(in Musk), so why does it still have a ceo and not just prez musk? private companies can have chief executive officers. It’s just a title. Most use “President and CEO/COO” or whatever.
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Dec 21, 2022 05:49
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A 24-hour Scientology propaganda channel suddenly appeared on our DirecTV listing a couple months ago. I don't think they're connected, but I totally believe Musk would be into toxins and chiropractic and astrology and poo poo
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Dec 21, 2022 05:53
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The real trick is if you're CEO of private company, give everyone else the CEO title as well. That way when the feds come for you because of you're companies many crimes they won't know who to arrest!
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Dec 21, 2022 05:56
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dr_rat posted:The real trick is if you're CEO of private company, give everyone else the CEO title as well. That way when the feds come for you because of you're companies many crimes they won't know who to arrest! Before or after you install the house of mirrors?
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Dec 21, 2022 05:59
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CommieGIR posted:I know a few Tesla and SpaceX ex-employees and yeah, confirmed that while there was some brilliant work going on, it chewed you to ribbons and burned people out, and if Musk was ever going to be around you were directly told to stay away from him as far away as possible and let your manager deal with him. From way back but whatever, this sort of personnel management is dumb as gently caress, not only do you have constant brain-drain from high turnover, but working people insane hours is counter-productive. My company just learned that lesson when we went from 12-14 hour surge shifts back to the normal 10, basically every hour we gained off labor, we lost an hour to exhausted people loving up and having to do rework to fix it. SpaceX is eventually going to earn a well deserved reputation for being a toxic shithole to work at, and they're going to stop getting tons of brilliant young engineers willing to work themselves to death for penis on the dollar of what they're worth. E:^^^ note to self, pay more attention when using swipe-to-text. Elviscat fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Dec 21, 2022 |
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Dec 21, 2022 06:01
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He definitely didn’t read the short story
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Elviscat posted:penis on the dollar
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Lol he's still trying to get sempai to notice him Pathetic
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Dec 21, 2022 06:06
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Frank Frank posted:Before or after you install the house of mirrors? Oh before. Got to have you're office house of mirrored up before the first staff job interview. Idly you want anyone your interviewing for you're company to be as confused and bewildered as possible at all times. They tend to ask less questions that way you see. Also it means you can get away with renting a smaller office, as none of the staff well complain about how small the office is if none of them have even the slightest idea of the offices actual size!
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Dec 21, 2022 06:08
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Not surprising. Elon identifies with the Nazis that sexually assault Andy Dufresne
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Mx. posted:Lol he's still trying to get sempai to notice him That is the most unexpected and weirdly specific throughline in this entire thing
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Dec 21, 2022 06:09
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dr_rat posted:Oh before. Got to have you're office house of mirrored up before the first staff job interview. Idly you want anyone your interviewing for you're company to be as confused and bewildered as possible at all times. They tend to ask less questions that way you see. More job interviews need to integrate the lessons taken from Enter the Dragon tbh. Toss me a yellow jumpsuit and a pair of nunchucks and I am down to get my rear end beat in the CEO mirror maze (tm)
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Captain Hygiene posted:https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1605296705322483712 GET ME DICK PICTURES OF BIDENMAN
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Frank Frank posted:More job interviews need to integrate the lessons taken from Enter the Dragon tbh. Toss me a yellow jumpsuit and a pair of nunchucks and I am down to get my rear end beat in the CEO mirror maze (tm) 
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Dec 21, 2022 06:11
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He gets assaulted in a shower in Shawshank?
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lol can u even imagine the smell?
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Concerning soap vs Interesting soap
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snoremac posted:He gets assaulted in a shower in Shawshank? Laundry room in the book. I think they skip it in the movie. Andy gets revenge eventually but yeah, it’s brutal. They break his jaw iirc E: and yeah it’s the “white power bill” crew that do it to him.
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Dec 21, 2022 06:15
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Frank Frank posted:Laundry room in the book. I think they skip it in the movie. Andy gets revenge eventually but yeah, it’s brutal. They break his jaw iirc And it's a prison rape joke. I hate him.
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Dec 21, 2022 06:18
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Hazo posted:A 24-hour Scientology propaganda channel suddenly appeared on our DirecTV listing a couple months ago. His grandfather was the first practicing chiropractor in all of Canada don't you know the lore???
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Dec 21, 2022 06:19
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Why is Stephen King still using Twitter
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Frank Frank posted:Not surprising. Elon knows Shawshank, but prefers Apt Pupil from the same book 
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Tea Party Crasher posted:His grandfather was the first practicing chiropractor in all of Canada don't you know the lore??? Is this true I have to ask because this is the stupidest timeline, and I would really like some explanation for why a scientology cult channel appeared on my tv
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Dec 21, 2022 06:26
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Hobo Clown posted:Why is Stephen King still using Twitter Why is the dude who wrote a kid orgy into one of his books still on the platform for weird shitbird assholes???
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Dec 21, 2022 06:27
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Hazo posted:Is this true It sure is.
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dr_rat posted:Oh before. Got to have you're office house of mirrored up before the first staff job interview. Idly you want anyone your interviewing for you're company to be as confused and bewildered as possible at all times. They tend to ask less questions that way you see. The mirrors will make the offices look bigger anyway.
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Can someone explain the thread title joke to me, I genuinely do not get the reference
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ha ha ha! The woke mine virus will never defeat me. I've got a handful of Ambien and that's just for tonight! Now, time to do some online shopping!
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Hobo Clown posted:Why is Stephen King still using Twitter Why is the Master of Horror sticking around to watch the continued degeneration of Elon/Birdsite? Research.
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snoremac posted:So Elon's joke not only requires a few leaps in thinking soap > don't drop the soap > prison rape but a reimagining of the source material to make sense. To be really fair here, I don’t think Elon read Different Seasons. I would put money on that he never reads at all except off the back of vodka labels or w/e. Automatic Slim posted:Why is the Master of Horror sticking around to watch the continued degeneration of Elon/Birdsite? King doesn’t give a gently caress and Musk keeps letting him dunk on him Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Dec 21, 2022 |
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Frank Frank posted:To be really fair here, I don’t think Elon read Different Seasons. I would put money on that he never reads at all except off the back of vodka labels or w/e. Elon’s decline is reminiscent of Jack Torrance’s except on social media instead social isolation and 🤣 emojis instead of “All work and no play…”
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Frank Frank posted:To be really fair here, I don’t think Elon read
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QuarkJets posted:Why is the dude who wrote a kid orgy into one of his books still on the platform for weird shitbird assholes??? Very weird post
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I just remembered that musk was basically forced to buy Twitter against his will after mister magoo'ing his way through the US legal system. 🤣
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