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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


`Nemesis posted:

merry xxx-mas!




























Inclusivity done right.

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The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's the face of a man who knows everyone wants to swallow his creamy gobs.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ah gently caress that reminds me asda was selling the rear end vase too let me see if I have the picture

E: found it

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 21:08 on Dec 16, 2022

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Saucy minx

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Dang, that is one thicc vase.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

`Nemesis posted:

merry xxx-mas!

This was tremendous.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

`Nemesis posted:

merry xxx-mas!



























Could someone please check this post? There could be chubbies in it, but I can't be certain unless someone does that eyepop thing at it.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Twig and berries

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Anatomically questionable vase deferens

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



`Nemesis posted:

merry xxx-mas!



The BJ-caroller line of figurines has been a running joke between my wife & I for at least 25-years.

I mean, really

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Platystemon posted:

Anatomically questionable vase deferens

Maybe it's a Venus of Willendorf situation, where the proportions are based on a first person POV.

Or maybe it's just a thicc rear end vase.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

szary
Mar 12, 2014
https://twitter.com/mightbecursed/status/1605525987705229312

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




"Stare into the gaping anus and say 'cheese', kids!"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Mickey Mouse voice:

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

"Stare into the gaping anus and say 'cheese', kids!"

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Splicer posted:

Mickey Mouse voice:

Hot dog!

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":


ftfy

also no ring

nice that they include a set of anal beads though

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Montague Tigg posted:

nice that they include a set of anal beads though

you have that backwards, the mickey head could never satisfy anyone, the camera is a buttplug and that's the removal tool

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Large Testicles posted:

you have that backwards, the mickey head could never satisfy anyone, the camera is a buttplug and that's the removal tool

Colonoscopy done the fun way!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Nenonen posted:

Colonoscopy done the fun way!

The Proctologist's Apprentice

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Fancy a root, guvnah?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
What are you doing, steppe tuber?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

WAP (wet rear end parsnip)

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


https://twitter.com/SarahLWasserman/status/1605930807817900036

Apparently in a hospital, but the the obgyn department.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Maigius posted:

https://twitter.com/SarahLWasserman/status/1605930807817900036

Apparently in a hospital, but the the obgyn department.

angel flaps

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Heavenly merkins

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Maigius posted:

https://twitter.com/SarahLWasserman/status/1605930807817900036

Apparently in a hospital, but the the obgyn department.

Wait, I know this one! They're not biblically accurate angels :hurr:

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Perfect goregrind album cover art

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Nothing major, just some kerning issues that made me look twice today.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Gonna be real, the actual name isn't a whole lot better

Wtf

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 24, 2007

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I think this is old but, still funny

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Good price for it but I still failed my drug test

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Milo and POTUS posted:

Good price for it but I still failed my drug test

Shoulda given it to your kids

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