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Seth Pecksniff posted:That entire image is a fever dream You've heard of Timecube. Get ready for Nathcube.
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Dec 15, 2022 17:51
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The Alchemist posted:What's a SAM? It's presumably Sam Bankman Fried
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Dec 15, 2022 17:58
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Nathen is a millenial
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Dec 15, 2022 18:08
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The Alchemist posted:What's a SAM? Surface-to-Air-Mazris
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Dec 15, 2022 18:29
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Lol generational wealth scolding someone for wanting to “get rich quick.” My brain is about to Scanners explode.
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Dec 15, 2022 18:32
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Hmm if nat goes full paranoid delusional will any of us be able to tell?
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Dec 15, 2022 18:34
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Dec 18, 2022 03:13
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 Nathfield podcast is out. I can't...I'm listening to this now. It starts with the pig guy eating into the mic, which I had to power through, the lines for the pig guy are lifted verbatim from the Devil's Advocate and the Dark Knight's Joker. Um, oh okay, this is rated R... I'm not even three minutes in and it's traumatic. Why is the fairy moaning? There's a disgusting and (I think anti Semitic ?) joke" they both laugh at. Ok I re-listened and I don't understand it but it's loving gross. Nathen did it. He made something worse than he's ever done before.
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Dec 21, 2022 07:21
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Megaraptor posted:
Hey can I get all of this as a probe please? This is amazing (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 21, 2022 07:30
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Megaraptor posted:Nathen did it. He made something worse than he's ever done before. That sounds almost impossible, but I think you are right.
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Dec 21, 2022 07:32
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Is there a way to listen to this without it showing up as a positive metric for anything anywhere?
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Dec 21, 2022 07:50
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If your entergagement leads the algorithm to recommend this abomination to further unsuspecting victims, that's an added win, imho.
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Dec 21, 2022 08:03
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What kinda multiplier can you give me if I bet that episode 2 never comes out?
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Dec 21, 2022 08:51
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https://twitter.com/theNathfield/status/1605433016406495232 I guess he's right, I have never heard an audio-only cartoon before. I can't bring myself to even try to listen to this, godspeed to anyone with better cringe tolerance than me.
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Dec 21, 2022 10:33
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Megaraptor posted:Nathen did it. He made something worse than he's ever done before. Never underestimate nath. No matter how bad a thing he makes, he is always capable of worse.
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Dec 21, 2022 10:41
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I managed to listen to half of it. jfc I feel like I need a drink
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Dec 21, 2022 10:46
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Frank Frank posted:Hey can I get all of this as a probe please? This is amazing bless the mods
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Dec 21, 2022 12:57
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There is nothing in that podcast that is recognisable as a joke
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Dec 21, 2022 14:51
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Wasn't it supposed to be an internet cartoon with cheap animation? (And of course he sponsored himself, because that's how it works.)
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Dec 21, 2022 15:19
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Money's a little tight since the wedding didn't happen before papa's deadline, so had to turn cartoon into a podcast. I'm sure egeez will rocket next year though.
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Dec 21, 2022 15:23
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I need to psych myself up a bit more guys I can't press play just yet
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Dec 21, 2022 15:32
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Saving this to listen to non Christmas morning with the kids
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Dec 21, 2022 15:37
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Do they say Næθɸi:ld in the audio cartoon?
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Dec 21, 2022 15:45
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There's a lot to unpack for being only six minutes long. Did anyone else listen to the ad for Egeez after the radio play? It's also not very good
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Dec 21, 2022 16:26
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Very sad that this doesn't come up on Apple Podcasts, will have to listen when I get home.
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Dec 21, 2022 17:02
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MassRafTer posted:Very sad that this doesn't come up on Apple Podcasts, will have to listen when I get home. You can listen here for free! Egeez, baby! Oh, geez.
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Dec 21, 2022 17:05
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Hey dad can you up my allowance, I want to add pictures to this internet radio show I'm doing
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Dec 21, 2022 17:12
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quote:Written by: Nathen Mazri & anonymous Hollywood screenplay writer sounds legit.
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Dec 21, 2022 17:12
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I'm struggling to get through this and I'd say the aspect of this "thing" that stands out the most is that the writing is loving bizarre and makes no loving sense at all. From the pig person ranting to the fairy(?)'s weird insults, I have no idea what the intent behind this was or what I'm supposed to take away from it. I will try to summarize this for those of you who can't/won't listen to it. There's no setup at all. It just starts with pig person ranting about God: Pig person: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Nathfield pretending to be God. You'll see what happens to cats like that" Pig person: Recites bits and pieces of Al Pacino's soliloquy about God from The Devil's Advocate. This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jARp24AJWLk ...followed immediately by a bunch of horrible gagging/choking noises and the line "I think Allah just tried to choke me" Pig person: "If someone offends me on reddit, I'll cut out their internet and tongue. Like Asians, I'll eat the tongue" (I listened to this line 5x to make sure I heard it correctly) Pig person then lets us know that Nathfield "rises, sleeps and eats cheese all day" (???) Pig person then proceeds to paraphrase a bunch of The Joker's lines from The Dark Knight replacing the word "chaos" with "pandemonium" as if no one will notice. "I'm an agent of pandemonium" Pig person (responding to no one - no one else has spoken yet) "Who said that? No one calls me that. Step-mommy? Is that you BITCH?" (spoiler: this is my favorite line) Angel Gabby then arrives(?) and starts ranting as well. Some stupid nonsense about free will and then: Gabby: "Nathfield pisses me off too. He's always fixing his hair. He is our sole savior and warrior with cattitude in today's digital war on Earth! No one can save us but Nathfield, the prince of Nazareth and only I, Angel Gabby can guide him through this cat-astrophe. YEAH BABY!". (I did not alter this quote in any way) Pig person's name is apparently Billy but I am not going to call him that. Pig person responds: "Well the only cat-astrophe I'm aware of is that my cat is dead so maybe I'll play with your Nathfield's pussy" (help what is happening) Pig person then calls Angel Gabby "Tinkerbell" and tells her to leave to which she responds, "I'm a THINK-erbelle. Get it???" (I do not get it) She also tells pig person that his brain cells are full of cheap Molson Dry and that is the reason that pig person cannot "get it". This is good information. Pig person then does the "I'm sexy and I know it" thing in Bender's voice. Then things take a turn for the ominous when Gabby intones, "I can't wait for Nathfield to wipe out all of you trolls with an extra, extra Clorox but with fairy lavender." She then sex moans. Pig person then says, "Ok, as long as he buys the Clorox" (I'm confused about a lot of things here but is Gabby an angel or a fairy?) YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE, FRANK. POWER THROUGH. PEDAL TO THE FLOOR. Pig person: "Don't be kinky" Gabby: "Kinky? Maybe. Perverted, now that's your middle name and every entity of the heavens and hell know it" (???) Pig person: Actually it's my step mom's middle name. Sometimes I think she created Tinder, locked it in a drawer, died and then The Jew occupied the house, found it, jacked off on it and ate it" Gabby finds this line hilarious but is also very angry that the pig person has used a racial slur. Pig person then sings the refrain from "We Are the World" to which Gabby responds, "Oh please, save it for when you're getting diarrhea" (????????????) Gabby then warns that if pig person doesn't change his ways and stop trolling, the cat in the orange suit will cut his internet forever. Pig person then informs Gabby that he's very smart because he "eats a lot of Smarties". Gabby: "Running your mouth like desperate housewives of Beverly Hills online shattering people's lives, especially the powerful Nathfield will do you no good." Pig person: "Nathfield is a pussy cat and I can't do any good. I'm disabled. See? Look. I'm in a wheelchair!"(?????????????????????????????????????) It turns out pig person is not disabled but stole his wheelchair from his social worker. Pig person: "right on! It's fun rolling around in it while I play Fortnite. The wooden Ikea chair hurts my pink rear end" Gabby then directly threatens violence or...something, "Next time I've back and you've not repented yet, I will blow my trumpet and Nathfield will destroy your brain cells and extract your soul down to Hell and trust me, you don't even want to visualize this occurrence." Then this exchange happens: Pig person: "Get out! Get out of my property!" Gabby: "You mean lower level P3 basement. Ta ta piggy pig!" (?????????????????????????????????????????????????????) ~fin~ I refuse to listen to the Egeez ad which is apparently pronounced "Iggies" So some key takeaways here: * Nathen does not like his step mother * Nathen likes puns * Nathen may be genuinely insane. * I am disappointed that Nathfield never made an appearance but maybe that's for the best since he seems to be some sort of otherworldly Lovecraftian soul-extracting monstrosity who eats cheese all day. * This recording is a lot of things but it is definitely not a podcast. * Never ever close or delete this thread Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Dec 21, 2022 |
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Dec 21, 2022 18:39
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peanut posted:bless the mods Also this
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Dec 21, 2022 18:46
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What could anyone possibly be doing thinking this up?
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Dec 21, 2022 18:47
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It's like a garfpizza handcrafted by nathen but in audio form.
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Dec 21, 2022 18:49
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everdave posted:What could anyone possibly be doing thinking this up? Entertaging the everloving gently caress out of us.
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Dec 21, 2022 18:52
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thank you for confirming i wasn't hallucinating
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Dec 21, 2022 18:55
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I like that the only response to the "podcast" announcement tweet is somebody complaining they can't find it on Apple.
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Dec 21, 2022 18:59
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Frank Frank posted:I'm struggling to get through this and I'd say the aspect of this "thing" that stands out the most is that the writing is loving bizarre and makes no loving sense at all. From the pig person ranting to the fairy(?)'s weird insults, I have no idea what the intent behind this was or what I'm supposed to take away from it. jfc
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Dec 21, 2022 19:00
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I'm having a lot of fun imaging the VA's reaction to reading this script but goddamn, they did it. Those people are fuckin' pros.
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Dec 21, 2022 19:01
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Wait, Nathfield doesn't even appear in Nathfield? Ripoff!
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Dec 21, 2022 19:02
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Wait, Nathfield doesn't even appear in Nathfield? Ripoff! I'm sure he'll make an appearance in Episode 2.
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Dec 21, 2022 19:03
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