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Captain Invictus posted:My aunt worked for the new jersey environmental monitoring center or some poo poo and she could just ramble on and on for hours about how much she loving hated deer. A plague upon forests, the Trojan horse of the suburbs, lulling idiot suburbanites into thinking they're cute and harmless while they systematically annihilate entire forests worth of saplings while being protected from extermination by ignorant carebears despite their overpopulation. They really are just giant rats Space Jam posted:you haven't lived until you've run buck naked through a forest, being one with nature, turgid penis swinging with the freedom with which you were born, sneaking up on that deer and breaking its dumb loving neck before running off into the underbrush to avoid the park rangers
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null_pointer posted:What thread was this intended for? I think he just posts that in a random thread every couple of hours
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 00:58 |
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Captain Invictus posted:My aunt worked for the new jersey environmental monitoring center or some poo poo and she could just ramble on and on for hours about how much she loving hated deer. A plague upon forests, the Trojan horse of the suburbs, lulling idiot suburbanites into thinking they're cute and harmless while they systematically annihilate entire forests worth of saplings while being protected from extermination by ignorant carebears despite their overpopulation. They really are just giant rats ok
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 01:26 |
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huge slam on rats outta nowhere rats are cool
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 01:28 |
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GASTON DID NOTHING WRONG
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 02:16 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:huge slam on rats outta nowhere
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 02:23 |
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Cpt_Obvious posted:This is just what happens when you transubstantiate an entire birthday cake.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 02:28 |
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Rats are cool. Unlike deer, who suck.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 02:43 |
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on the other hand nobody really looks at you strangely if you are eating venison
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 02:49 |
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One time my FedEx truck startled a deer that then abruptly turned and stumbled and tumbled down a small hill into a lake and I laughed heartily at it because it’s a poo poo animal. It was fine though so it’s ok
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 02:59 |
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I can't believe Danny DeVito would do such a thing.
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# ? Dec 19, 2022 04:13 |
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Got a genuine laugh out of me, perfect.
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Grognan posted:on the other hand nobody really looks at you strangely if you are eating venison They would if you just sprinted into the field and started biting at the deer
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:I love your highlights sections. goon lists still innovating half a decde on Relax Or DIE posted:I always enjoy the lists – I read every post in these threads – but I know not all of you are about reading. You’re about gaming! So this year I thought I’d provide an option for those of you who may wish to engage with a top ten in the most gamer fashion: blasting demons. If you’d like to instead play my goty list in Doom 2, here you go: https://github.com/RelaxOD/doomwads/blob/main/gotyrod.wad Wittgen posted:"Wow, goons are still innovating best of lists" followed immediately by "I made my list as a doom wad" is just incredible.
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A new twist in the old "Who killed JFK?" argument Endman posted:Oswald loading his carcano with loving flubber
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sebmojo posted:Today I found out that Clifford "cuckoo's egg" Stoll now has a business selling Klein bottles from an intensely 1993-rear end website and that knowledge has given me a great sense of well-being I'm glad you posted this bc I ordered one for my scientist BFF and Mr Stoll emailed me an utterly charming series of photos of the bottle by his wife's garden and then the process of packing the piece. it showed up today and he's drawn on the box, sent some extensive literature, and drawn and written on that, too. very wholesome, 10/10.
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Chamale posted:A new twist in the old "Who killed JFK?" argument People still periodically post that "magic bullet" poo poo like it hasn't been completely debunked. But also lol
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Robobot posted:I don't like his floors. Gray floors make any room boring and uninteresting.
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Empty Sandwich posted:I'm glad you posted this bc I ordered one for my scientist BFF and Mr Stoll emailed me an utterly charming series of photos of the bottle by his wife's garden and then the process of packing the piece. E: Stoll also wrote a "actually the internet totally loving sucks" Jeremiad that at the time I rolled my eyes at buuuuut....
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 05:30 |
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Whoa there buddy, this isn't the place for awesome, wholesome forum quotes
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Empty Sandwich posted:I'm glad you posted this bc I ordered one for my scientist BFF and Mr Stoll emailed me an utterly charming series of photos of the bottle by his wife's garden and then the process of packing the piece. Did he send photos of his extensive warehouse? https://youtu.be/Mw54zsON4MI
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 05:46 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Whoa there buddy, this isn't the place for awesome, wholesome forum quotes they won't let me ban him, but I keep trying
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 06:35 |
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I don't know about Robobot, but I'd be worried if someone sent me a letter like that written on skin.
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The MSJ posted:Hahaha. flavor.flv posted:You can't just dump supermechagodzilla on twitter normies they'll start tearing each other apart like event horizon
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 10:51 |
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Absolutely incredible
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Jedit posted:I don't know about Robobot, but I'd be worried if someone sent me a letter like that written on skin. I just feel bad for them because they have to live with those floors. Could you even imagine?
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 15:06 |
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The Sausages posted:TOW has a ~4kg warhead so it may have been something else bc my memory of TOW vs Infantry vids is rather vivid. Also it's apocryphal but apparently people can chill after a "close one" without knowing they're hit by shrapnel. Neddy Seagoon posted:Omae wa mou shrapneldeiru.
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McNally posted:I think this happened at 135th Gettysburg in 1998. This was a big event that took place during the heyday of reenacting, when they could field almost as many reenactors as there were soldiers on the field.
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Cythereal posted:This is not the end of the story.
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RFC2324 posted:they won't let me ban him, but I keep trying Jeff receives a steady supply of goatse pottery
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 18:51 |
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You are doing God's work
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 01:51 |
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good story and an amazing finale
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 02:22 |
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echinopsis posted:fool the gait tracking by getting extremely intoxicant on a variety of different intoxicants on different days Casual Encountess posted:or just start wearin heels to work! but not every day! Beeftweeter posted:better yet, wear heels on one foot but not the other (switch during the day), but sometimes both and sometimes neither. nobody will have any idea how tall you are PokeJoe posted:The Russians put a pebble in their shoe
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 07:48 |
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Mister Speaker posted:Contaminated cronut burger cause of 150 illnesses at CNE Macdeo Lurjtux posted:One burger fed 150 people? And it gave them all food poisoning? Is this just viral marketing for the Troma's version of The New Testament?
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Pontificating rear end posted:If you think about it Santa is a sovereign citizen Pepe Silvia Browne posted:OH HO HO HO, THE GOLD TRIM ON MY SLEIGH MEANS YOU CAN'T PULL ME OVER, FED!
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Milo and POTUS posted:Actual sodomy would probably be preferable
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Sapozhnik posted:why do americans all seem to hate their families rotor posted:what would you do if YOUR family were all americans?
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 02:09 |
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That is not an American. Unless that Christmas cracker crown is actually a Burger King crown.
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Britain is just store-brand America
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