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Saltpowered posted:gently caress America. Jesus Christ.
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Thank God for the free market giving you the choice between financial ruin and sick children! Or worse!
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black.lion posted:release mustached wife!!! be exorcised symmetrical bb demons!! the power of christ compels you!!! We go in today and will schedule an induce date for probably next week, they better be out before the new year gently caress america, glad your kids doing better
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healthy children make Number sad
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wynott dunn posted:healthy children make Number sad It's true, The Economy would benefit greatly from no one having kids. No, I will not think about what that would mean in 40 years, number is now.
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loquacius posted:Thanks! My wife got mad enough at her dad over text that his wife finally tested and is negative which apparently only reinforced her belief that she shouldn't have had to do it in the first place, and she sent a whole angry rant to my wife over it. Lovely update: she is now symptomatic and testing positive LMAO Saltpowered posted:My daughter is getting tubes and adenoids removed this morning and the hospital just gave me a bill for $6k after insurance. The loving anesthesiologist is charging $10k which is more than my wife was charged for her epidural when our daughter was born. demon cracker nation
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Dec 22, 2022 15:55
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My wife, being nice to her, said "at least you guys can be together now" since they're both positive, and she said "no, we're staying isolated to reduce the viral load, it's the right thing to do" and if that doesn't just fuckin sum up NPR libs in one sentence
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we do Christmas with her mom's family, which WOULD mean that this doesn't screw up Christmas, except that apparently he also managed to give it to her sister on this visit, so Christmas might be at least a little hosed even if we continue testing negative
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Dec 22, 2022 16:07
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my son woke me up three times last night, why does he have to be like this!!!!
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lobster shirt posted:my son woke me up three times last night, why does he have to be like this!!!! To be fair you pulled him from the void into a prison of flesh on this world without his permission
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loquacius posted:My wife, being nice to her, said "at least you guys can be together now" since they're both positive, and she said "no, we're staying isolated to reduce the viral load, it's the right thing to do" and if that doesn't just fuckin sum up NPR libs in one sentence Agh, that would drive me insane. Reduce WHAT viral load? It's not a shared pool. Probably she is just enjoying spending time away from your dad lol.
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bitmap posted:To be fair you pulled him from the void into a prison of flesh on this world without his permission Shouldn't have been in the chamber of Guf if they didn't want to be born.
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Dec 22, 2022 20:48
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"limit 2" Can i just, uh, get one?
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KirbyKhan posted:
This has been the case in Canada since September I think? If you can't find Childrens Tylenol or whatever do what I did and hit up every convenience store you can find. They often have stock.
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My older kid got into Minecraft recently and now it's a constant subject of conversation along with reading Minecraft-themed books and graphic novels to the exclusion of all else. I knew we should have lied about the existence of video games until they were 18.
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Dec 22, 2022 21:29
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Just wait until some kid at school tells them about Roblox and you get to spend a bunch of time telling them why you won't let them play Roblox even though it's free and then you get to explain what "free to play" actually means and it's all bad.
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Nocturtle posted:My older kid got into Minecraft recently and now it's a constant subject of conversation along with reading Minecraft-themed books and graphic novels to the exclusion of all else. I knew we should have lied about the existence of video games until they were 18. it’s your duty to prevent your kid having parasocial relationships with YouTubers now. my nephew is like deep into that poo poo with Roblox and Minecraft and it’s bad. there’s merch as well. bottom barrel poo poo.
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Dec 22, 2022 21:35
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my son was accidentally exposed to blippi and now its all he wants to watch
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sonatinas posted:it’s your duty to prevent your kid having parasocial relationships with YouTubers now. my nephew is like deep into that poo poo with Roblox and Minecraft and it’s bad. there’s merch as well. bottom barrel poo poo. These are wise words.
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Dec 22, 2022 21:39
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Gonna charge people to form parasocial relationships with my toddler. Get that dystopia working for us!
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Dec 22, 2022 22:09
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I only just realized that my kids have been hitting the "Like" button on a bunch of minecraft streamers under my YT account so I imagine everything in that account is hosed now.
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sonatinas posted:it’s your duty to prevent your kid having parasocial relationships with YouTubers now. my nephew is like deep into that poo poo with Roblox and Minecraft and it’s bad. there’s merch as well. bottom barrel poo poo. Agree. YouTube and TikTok are brainworms for kids. Minecraft is a lot better than being obsessed with anime at least but it’s still toxic.
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Dec 22, 2022 22:14
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Everything the children get into is evil and for the devil. This is how it's always been.
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Devil is fine I don't want my kid getting pressganged into a virtual sweatshop
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Probably the best parenting move we made recently was install the "Unhook" browser extension and have it disable 95% of Youtube features. Now when the page loads it only shows videos from subscribed channels, everything else like the search bar and video recommendations don't appear. Even as an adult it's a big improvement to the site, esp as before installing it the algorithm had apparently decided I wanted to see lots and lots of UFC video recommendations. Minecraft has admittedly been very useful as an incentive to get the kid to do their homework+music practice etc etc but it becoming their primary interest has been a bummer. Before we were using other educational games as the incentive and we thought Minecraft would be another good option, but the impact has been much different. KirbyKhan posted:Everything the children get into is evil and for the devil. This is how it's always been.
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Dec 22, 2022 22:34
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In 15 years I'll walk into my son's astral shrine where he communes with the spirits. Dust collecting on my own childhood tarot cards. I gifted those to him when I realized he had the gift before sending him to goth school. He tells me that's not how they foretell the future anymore. He tells me there's a 13th zodiac now, with a possibility of a 14th. I just can't relate
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Dec 22, 2022 22:40
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well my son got sent home early from daycare today because he was running a fever so i guess i know why he couldn't sleep last night lol
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lobster shirt posted:my son was accidentally exposed to blippi and now its all he wants to watch newer blippi isn't as bad as the early stuff but wow that shits like crack to a toddler, it's lifeless garbage we scheduled to be induced next week so if they're not out by then they're getting kicked out. Baby A has slotted into position so it's looking like a vaginal twin delivery.
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Dec 22, 2022 23:56
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what? blippi is just some guy going around learning about stuff and meeting people isnt it? its like high art compared to fuckin cocomelon.
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bitmap posted:what? blippi is just some guy going around learning about stuff and meeting people isnt it? its like high art compared to fuckin cocomelon. depends, some stuff has him interacting with people as well as the place he's visiting. other stuff is just him playing by himself and it's just... Off.
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the blippi guy had a previous online persona that did grossout videos, and he filmed and published himself doing an explosive diarrhea poo poo onto some other guy
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bitmap posted:what? blippi is just some guy going around learning about stuff and meeting people isnt it? its like high art compared to fuckin cocomelon. yeah my number one priority as a parent is to prevent my kids from ever learning about cocomelon
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kecske posted:the blippi guy had a previous online persona that did grossout videos, and he filmed and published himself doing an explosive diarrhea poo poo onto some other guy hmm
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Dec 23, 2022 00:18
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yep he just takes a poo poo on that guys dick balls and rear end in a top hat alright
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the blippi guy did not do the gross stuff under the name blippi and also i think he's tried his best to scrub it from the internet so im not too worried about my kids getting exposed to it lol
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honestly you should worry about your kids NOT being exposed to it. it'd be embarrassing to not know about the Blippi Harlem Shake Diarrheas video on the playground.
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no, I dont think my 2 year old is going to find the video on the internet of blippi blowing hot poo poo all over another mans taint, but are the structures which govern our world so illusory that I even need to consider that? they sell dolls of this guy in the toy shop here in rural ireland. he's at like the top of nexflix.
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Blippi did this so he's cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cU2jyn6g-0
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