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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i think you'll find many old ladies base their votes on who does and does not look like a wrong 'un

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

WhatEvil posted:

Aren't "Swing voters" basically a myth anyway?

Like, there are not millions of individuals who change their vote around every election depending on who has what policies, it's mostly that people generally vote the same way but people who are enthused will vote and those who aren't, won't?

And even if there *were* loads of swing voters, there are immeasurably more (especially young) people who don't vote.

'Swing' voters dont really exist in big enough numbers to do anything meaningful since the great Lib Dem failure and the dissolution of Ukip. I think the biggest issue facing labour is that people might just not vote at all.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605239119269199872

She looks nice and warm, and she's burning electricity to flatten wrapping paper.

But I guess we're going to be paying her utility bills again this winter?

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

With a bit of luck she'll heat her home by burning it down, preferably while still inside. Like no one, and I mean no one, opens presents in a way where you can re-use the loving wrapping you poncey oval office.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Guavanaut posted:

And then they flash them at children anyway, to prove that they aren't perverts, and are instead ducks?

Furries can do infinite crime, after all

serious gaylord posted:

If someone was to put through a complaint to the police it would probably get a prosecution if there were kids there.

There were! Think of the children, unless it's us then it's fine

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


WhatEvil posted:

Aren't "Swing voters" basically a myth anyway?

Like, there are not millions of individuals who change their vote around every election depending on who has what policies, it's mostly that people generally vote the same way but people who are enthused will vote and those who aren't, won't?

And even if there *were* loads of swing voters, there are immeasurably more (especially young) people who don't vote.

Yeah but those non-voters want things that our donors we don't want to can't give them.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

crispix posted:

wow i thought guavanaut was joking lol

:stare:

hoo dear
It's okay, apparently they were fake bits that were flashed at the children.

Drag queen reading a children's book to children in a children's library = sex perversion
Going into a public building with fake genitals strapped on to waggle at children = defending women

domhal posted:

Are you poor?
Are you an immigrant?
Are you trans?
Are you socialist?

If you answered no to all these questions, Keith may be for you. Ask your doctor about Keith.
You don't really need the first bit, it assumes any would get to see a doctor.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Fake willys are still public indecency I think. Or Outraging Public Decency? Its a weird law.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
The Scottish Sun has a pixelated picture of one Elaine Miller and it's uh, pretty clear what she did.

:nws:
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/9959988/gender-reform-debate-woman-flashes-parliament-protest/

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



WhatEvil posted:

Aren't "Swing voters" basically a myth anyway?

Like, there are not millions of individuals who change their vote around every election depending on who has what policies, it's mostly that people generally vote the same way but people who are enthused will vote and those who aren't, won't?

And even if there *were* loads of swing voters, there are immeasurably more (especially young) people who don't vote.

More or less, aye. Swing voters do exist and can in close elections matter, but enthusiasm from your base of 'vague supporters but need a reason to bother on voting day' is much more important most of the time.

Of course the Labour right use the Corbs elections as proof positive that it's the other way around, because they are all either A) Massively disingenuous or B) Massively thick, and won't/can't appreciate that whilst important, it's not the only factor involved by any stretch.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Diet Crack posted:



just get in the loving ground with the olds Labour, you're dead.

Fucks sake it's neither new nor as catchy as the original version

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_man

Keith: What do you mean they don't make Mondeos any more? gently caress, that was my last good idea!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Rust Martialis posted:

The Scottish Sun has a pixelated picture of one Elaine Miller and it's uh, pretty clear what she did.

:nws:
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/9959988/gender-reform-debate-woman-flashes-parliament-protest/

https://twitter.com/KatyMontgomerie/status/1605994598282559488

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Fucks sake it's neither new nor as catchy as the original version

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_man

Keith: What do you mean they don't make Mondeos any more? gently caress, that was my last good idea!

he's just trying to avoid the actual name for these folks


divorced dads

Gambrinus
Mar 1, 2005

Rust Martialis posted:

The Scottish Sun has a pixelated picture of one Elaine Miller and it's uh, pretty clear what she did.

:nws:
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/9959988/gender-reform-debate-woman-flashes-parliament-protest/

I'm not clicking on the Sun but apparently she was wearing a merkin. This is all loving bananas, can't these people just go outside and look at trees or something instead?

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1606005502047051776

:allears:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Somehow I'm reminded of that "bonkers Britain" clip from Noel Edmunds deranged show

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Honestly, the baffling incoherence and downright Freudian weirdness of this as an attempt at making a point is a pretty good summation of a lot of anti trans stuff

Niric fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Dec 22, 2022

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLfAf8oHrMo

Convex fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Dec 22, 2022

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Are there any protocols around COVID now or is it "Economy's dyin' Cloud so get out there and spend/work!"?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Presumably hes trying to take credit.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Bizarre Priti Patel's Christmas cards (not joke cartoons -one's she's sending/sent out!)






source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/priti-patel-makes-herself-fairy-28780762

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

she can stick all those things up her arse?

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016

bessantj posted:

Are there any protocols around COVID now or is it "Economy's dyin' Cloud so get out there and spend/work!"?

No, there are no covid restrictions, nor any need to isolate or whatever when coming into the UK. No free tests. You can get a vaccine/booster on the NHS, that's about it.

https://coronavirus.data.gov.uk/details/deaths

We only lost 210000 people, so get back to work and stop talking britane down, slacker. It's broken, Nigel said so.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Only Kindness posted:

No, there are no covid restrictions, nor any need to isolate or whatever when coming into the UK. No free tests. You can get a vaccine/booster on the NHS, that's about it.

https://coronavirus.data.gov.uk/details/deaths

We only lost 210000 people, so get back to work and stop talking britane down, slacker. It's broken, Nigel said so.

Thanks I've had three jabs maybe I should look into getting another one. I feel fine mostly just a bit of a sore throat and a bit fatigued. My missus seems to have the other thing that's going round and she's feeling worse. She's done a test and it has come back negative. I'm a bit worried about the tests because they've been locked in a drew for over a year, on the packet it said they should be good till 2023 so I'm hoping they'll be fine.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

bessantj posted:

Thanks I've had three jabs maybe I should look into getting another one. I feel fine mostly just a bit of a sore throat and a bit fatigued. My missus seems to have the other thing that's going round and she's feeling worse. She's done a test and it has come back negative. I'm a bit worried about the tests because they've been locked in a drew for over a year, on the packet it said they should be good till 2023 so I'm hoping they'll be fine.

I had covid recently and tested positive on year-old+ lateral flow tests

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

bessantj posted:

Thanks I've had three jabs maybe I should look into getting another one. I feel fine mostly just a bit of a sore throat and a bit fatigued. My missus seems to have the other thing that's going round and she's feeling worse. She's done a test and it has come back negative. I'm a bit worried about the tests because they've been locked in a drew for over a year, on the packet it said they should be good till 2023 so I'm hoping they'll be fine.

I've found the test packs I've had for quite a lot of months, albeit they're still in date, have only a tiny amount of the liquid in them and after mixing the swab in with the liquid, I squeeze whatever I can out of the squeezy thing and then more or less have to 'paint' the spot where the drop goes with the cotton bud end of the swab for there to be enough for it to start climbing up the test slot.

Btw as you're in Wales IIRC, you can still get free packs off the website, just basically answer the questions that you need them for whatever reason. I got a fresh box about 6 weeks ago, and my sister's had umpteen new boxes just doing that.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Some of the saline ampoules on my older tests were a bit dried out but I think you can substitute other saline for those if needs be.

Also in very not dystopian fashion they've had cardboard displays of covid tests for about £2-something each at sainsburys for a while.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Tarnop posted:

I had covid recently and tested positive on year-old+ lateral flow tests

Good to know they're still usable, thanks.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I've found the test packs I've had for quite a lot of months, albeit they're still in date, have only a tiny amount of the liquid in them and after mixing the swab in with the liquid, I squeeze whatever I can out of the squeezy thing and then more or less have to 'paint' the spot where the drop goes with the cotton bud end of the swab for there to be enough for it to start climbing up the test slot.

Btw as you're in Wales IIRC, you can still get free packs off the website, just basically answer the questions that you need them for whatever reason. I got a fresh box about 6 weeks ago, and my sister's had umpteen new boxes just doing that.

I might have a look into that, the missus took a test and it came back negative so I've been relegated to the back room and have just gone round the house using anti bacterial (I know it's not bacteria but if I recall COVID is pretty fragile outside the body so it should work.) spray on things I think I've touched.

I'm going to take another test later to make sure it's not a false positive and then report it if need be.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Some of the saline ampoules on my older tests were a bit dried out but I think you can substitute other saline for those if needs be.
Yeah any Normal Saline* should work fine; saline nose spray, neutral contact lens solution, needle exchange supplies, aquarium store, lab supply, maybe even deionized water from wilkos or the hardware store but I'd take that with *puts on enormous dad joke christmas jumper* a pinch of salt.

*from Normal Island, anything else is just flat brine

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


There are no rules for covid like there are no rules for any other infectious disease, with people left to judge their own response based on their own conditions.

Such as "I don't work somewhere that will pay more than statuary sick pay, so I'm gonna work no matter how poo poo I'm feeling because I need to stay warm".

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Guavanaut posted:

Yeah any Normal Saline* should work fine; saline nose spray, neutral contact lens solution, needle exchange supplies, aquarium store, lab supply, maybe even deionized water from wilkos or the hardware store but I'd take that with *puts on enormous dad joke christmas jumper* a pinch of salt.

*from Normal Island, anything else is just flat brine

Banger, I have lots of that.

Nothingtoseehere posted:

There are no rules for covid like there are no rules for any other infectious disease, with people left to judge their own response based on their own conditions.

Such as "I don't work somewhere that will pay more than statuary sick pay, so I'm gonna work no matter how poo poo I'm feeling because I need to stay warm".

Yes, I have no sick pay so I don't work I don't get paid plus over Christmas I can earn a lot of money so I don't want to miss out.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Just found a bunch of disposable gloves so I'll wear them when I'm out and about with a mask, should be alright.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Nothingtoseehere posted:

Such as "I don't work somewhere that will pay more than statuary sick pay, so I'm gonna work no matter how poo poo I'm feeling because I need to stay warm".
Literally the person manning the post office counter a few days ago, saying she felt like death and just wanted to go home, but she had another 4 hours and then another shift the next day.

For reference I'm not mad at her, I'm mad at the string of prick managers all the way up to the government allowing this kind of precaritisation of labour that means there is absolutely no room for error and people are terrified of taking time off.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Literally the person manning the post office counter a few days ago, saying she felt like death and just wanted to go home, but she had another 4 hours and then another shift the next day.

For reference I'm not mad at her, I'm mad at the string of prick managers all the way up to the government allowing this kind of precaritisation of labour that means there is absolutely no room for error and people are terrified of taking time off.

So glad I can work from home when I'm unwell. Had a horrendous cold for 2 weeks but didn't have to take sick leave (because there's already way too much work - trying to cram what should be a full time job into < 50%hours) as could work from home and take a nanna nap mid afternoon & make up hours later.

Nevertheless, wasn't fully recovered on Monday (the day we all normally go in) but went in basically because I didn't think my boss would believe me that I was that sick - I was only 3 days into it when she sent me an email saying 'hope you're on the mend now' because hey, just a cold :rollyeyes: ) anyway, apparently I looked so unwell they sent me home after 1.5 hours.

Unrelated:

Trying to wriggle out of birthday party for 7 year old on Boxing Day. There's been so much trauma this week already over Family Meals (thankfully I could avoid as sick) and being piggy in the middle between people. If I don't go I shall have 'ruined Christmas yey unto the nth generation' but if I do go, I shall be surrounded by so much trauma and 'he said she said' arguing, it'll do my head in. And I'll have to rely on lifts as buses not running 26th and my leg is playing up so walking 2 miles each way is out of the question. Thinking of running away to London and hiding out in a cheapo Travelodge for 3 days (did it a few years ago when the thought of xmas trauma was too much to bear - esp as there are family birthdays on Xmas & Boxing day too) but now transpires motorway control rooms are going to be on strike too so coaches will be a nightmare!

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Dec 22, 2022

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/979810839749210112?lang=en

wise advice from a wise skeleton

give yourself the gift of not putting up with other people's poo poo

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

So glad I can work from home when I'm unwell. Had a horrendous cold for 2 weeks but didn't have to take sick leave (because there's already way too much work - trying to cram what should be a full time job into < 50%hours) as could work from home and take a nanna nap mid afternoon & make up hours later.

Nevertheless, wasn't fully recovered on Monday (the day we all normally go in) but went in basically because I didn't think my boss would believe me that I was that sick - I was only 3 days into it when she sent me an email saying 'hope you're on the mend now' because hey, just a cold :rollyeyes: ) anyway, apparently I looked so unwell they sent me home after 1.5 hours.

Unrelated:

Trying to wriggle out of birthday party for 7 year old on Boxing Day. There's been so much trauma this week already over Family Meals (thankfully I could avoid as sick) and being piggy in the middle between people. If I don't go I shall have 'ruined Christmas yey unto the nth generation' but if I do go, I shall be surrounded by so much trauma and 'he said she said' arguing, it'll do my head in. And I'll have to rely on lifts as buses not running 26th and my leg is playing up so walking 2 miles each way is out of the question. Thinking of running away to London and hiding out in a cheapo Travelodge for 3 days (did it a few years ago when the thought of xmas trauma was too much to bear - esp as there are family birthdays on Xmas & Boxing day too) but now transpires motorway control rooms are going to be on strike too so coaches will be a nightmare!

Fake a positive lateral flow.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

OwlFancier posted:

wise advice from a wise skeleton

Gotta know when to fold em

Thankyou Bones

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

lmao UK peons never cease to disappoint


e: lmfao, im glad my twitter is banned tbh

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Dec 23, 2022

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Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
UKMT Winterval 2022 - Front crack, shows the terf

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