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Lol who clicks like on a tweet? That’s way more effort than I’m willing to invest in that poo poo site
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I receive ~14 blowjobs per day.
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I hope all those people who dare only read Twitter, too cowardly to interact with Elon’s amazing polls, are properly shamed. He should make it that they’re all named too, so we can point and laugh at them. They are finally exposed, now the healing can begin
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Dec 23, 2022 03:21
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He's addicted to seeing numbers with "M" on them on his tweets
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I'm the users who name is ~~ dR_rAt ~~ cos ~ in your name means your a Leet hacker. ~ mUsk~ just put the ~ in to show how leet he is.
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Data Graham posted:He's addicted to seeing numbers with "M" on them on his tweets he'll be thrilled when he sees it on his net wealth!
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Instead of using the English words for those stats, which are causing UI issues due to taking up too much space, why don't they just use the symbols they've already invented for them and are present at the bottom of each post?? 443k📊 599❤︎ 929🔁 19🗨️ Boom, done Devils Affricate fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Dec 23, 2022 |
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Devils Affricate posted:Instead of using the English words for those stats, which are causing UI issues due to taking up too much space, why don't they just use the symbols they've already invented for them and are present at the bottom of each post?? Some frontend developer who is a wizard at using flexbox is watching Elon plink away at the template learning babby's first CSS and scratching his own face off in agony
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Twitter Red: replying without liking may cause your browsing device to immediately burst into flames with your children locked in the backseat
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Jesus, this loving bowl of mashed potatoes has a skin tone #FFFFFF it's like searing my eyeballs. Dense and intense.
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The Postman posted:lmao this owns Over 9000
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https://twitter.com/KimDotcom/status/1605910528739639301 https://twitter.com/KimDotcom/status/1605910540345569282 "We will present our strategy to Elon Musk" why
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DEFENDANT: THE DEEP STATE
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A methed up homeless guy came up to me last week and told.me I better get rid of my phone because he was "going to send a text to every phone on the planet except the text would make the phone explode, killing 98% of the world's population. At this point, I think that dude had more technical knowledge than Elon.
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what exactly does he expect musk to do here? A poll that says guilty or not guilty?
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Classing 6D chess move. Sue the Deep State. When they show up for the trial, BOOM, you now know the identity of the Deep State. Checkmate.
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I may have voted differently if I saw Hunter Biden's dick on Twitter.
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Join me in serving a subpoena to a shadowy organization of our own imagination. We’re going after the lizard people next. If you’re a respected lawyer who works for free, email me at chunkydipshit@poop.com and we will plan our legal strategy.
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Steadiman posted:Dammit stop doing that! You're killing Elon with your door-answering, you selfish bastard insider-outsider trading
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/KimDotcom/status/1605910528739639301 Will the presentation of their case take place at Four Seasons Landscaping?
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Wasn't Elon putting together a crack legal team via email at one point?
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kazil posted:Classing 6D chess move. Sue the Deep State. When they show up for the trial, BOOM, you now know the identity of the Deep State. Checkmate. Confoundingly, they have avoided/ignored all subpoenas!
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kim dotcom and 500 emails containing goatse v the shadow government
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Clicked on the views for a tweet and got a helpful message! Thanks, Elon!
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Kim seeing one glimpse of Hunter hog and immediately throwing both arms in the air screaming "NINE ONE ONE I HAVE WITNESSED A DEEP STATE CRIME!!!"
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Twitter is just straight-up broken for me. Just endless "something has gone wrong" whenever I click through to any of these embeds.
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null_pointer posted:Some good memes in that thread: that's the murder number!!!
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/KimDotcom/status/1605910528739639301 Please, nobody tweet articles explaining "sovereign immunity" to this dumbass
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Reading those investors meeting tweets had me just  .Elon Musks ability to self-sabotage is astounding. It's at "I will take this sharpened dagger and start stabbing myself" levels.
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kazil posted:Wasn't Elon putting together a crack legal team via email at one point? you mean cracker legal team?
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A crackerjack legal team, meaning that they'll come from the bottom of a box of Crackerjacks.
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/KimDotcom/status/1605910528739639301 drat man, real crazy how then president Biden used the US government he was head of to manipulate the 2020 election.
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Lol that all of Elon’s new nazi friends suddenly feel like they’re super important and people will finally respect them. They’re gonna be so disappointed when they try to use their Twitter clout in real life and realize telling people Elon replies to them personally is not gonna give them a discount at McDonald’s
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/KimDotcom/status/1605910528739639301 Does this dork even live in the US? Also why is his profile picture an angry thumb with sunglasses?
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Durr what's a code review? what's staging? just push to prod directly or elmo will fire us next
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I like that since it's impressions and not actually views, that means that Elon's numbers are definitely going to be inflated, because when I still had an account, it would always find some reason to throw an Elon post at my timeline, even if I tried to block relevant topics. Definitely just a move for him to go "no actually look at how popular I am  "
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