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The Awesomesaurus posted:Does this dork even live in the US? Last I heard I was pretty sure he was living in New Zealand or something. For their sake hope he's moved on since then.
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The Awesomesaurus posted:Does this dork even live in the US? New Zealand
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The Awesomesaurus posted:Does this dork even live in the US? he double doesn't live in the US, he lives in new zealand and if he ever travelled to the US he would be arrested he narrowly avoided being extradited
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Dec 23, 2022 04:04
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1606107465174503424 I said this earlier-- he's stupid and insecure, and on some level he knows he's Twitter is nosediving as a direct result of his purchase, and he's desperately trying to pretend things are just fine: Hazo posted:
edit: yeah: CharlestheHammer posted:He’s desperate to prove Twitter is being used. I guess because there has been at least a somewhat substantial exodus edit2: lmao mmm slurp yes elon may i have some more master https://twitter.com/PrideOfHumility/status/1606064446169878531?s=20&t=ntr8hm_zER2U1Kurjzzx1A
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Does it count views from people without accounts? And non-unique views? Because it seems like it would be trivial to script something to wildly inflate that metric.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Does it count views from people without accounts? And non-unique views? Because it seems like it would be trivial to script something to wildly inflate that metric. poo poo, does it count embeds as a view?
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Hazo posted:I said this earlier-- he's stupid and insecure, and on some level he knows he's Twitter is nosediving as a direct result of his purchase, and he's desperately trying to pretend things are just fine: way to just say that the car looks for sledding kids to kill
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Dec 23, 2022 04:07
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The Last Call posted:They're asking for gas cars. I can just picture where this will end: quote:Get ready for the cutting edge Tesla Coal! The first all electric vehicle charged entirely by a on board coal power plant! Some sacrifices had to be made for this revolutionary vehicle, you need to tow a coal car for fuel, and the entirety of the former passenger compartment is now filled with the boiler and fire box, but that means you get to ride on the roof and experience the lib owning black smoke firsthand. Of course, the Tesla Coal still features its signature 18560 filled battery pack, but when combined with the boiler and firebox of the Tesla Coal you can be assured that in the event of a accident, not only you, but everyone in a one block radius will burn. Serves 'em right!
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Dec 23, 2022 04:08
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/KimDotcom/status/1605910528739639301  "A class action lawsuit against the FBI" yeah good luck with that buddy Why are they all so stupid? Every tech guru to a fault is dumb as pig poo poo.
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Dec 23, 2022 04:08
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ahhh they got me for my other tweet where i helpfully suggested to libsoftiktok that she should sit in a bathtub full of water and drop a toaster in it. I mean, she should. Where's the lie.
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:So his “legal team” is just gonna be the people who email that address, huh? Is Leonard J. Crabs looking to do some pro bono work? Well, I sent them goatse.
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Dec 23, 2022 04:09
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sharing a tweet anywhere including imessage, or embedding it in an article, probably counts as a view... not to mention all the bots/crawlers "viewing" it in various places like that and on twitter's actual site
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Hazo posted:… Call me old fashioned but maybe the AI should avoid hitting any object. That’s just how I would design a car though, I’m no Musk
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Steadiman posted:Call me old fashioned but maybe the AI should avoid hitting any object. That’s just how I would design a car though, I’m no Musk How exactly would you expect to do that, use some type of light-based system to detect objects and identify their range rather than depending on video-based identification? Pfft, c'mon 
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Dec 23, 2022 04:15
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The Awesomesaurus posted:Does this dork even live in the US? so if you remember the original megaupload, this was the founder hes currently in New Zealand fighting extradition to the US for wirefraud, racketeering, and criminal copyright infringement
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Dec 23, 2022 04:17
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Maybe we shouldn't trust the Apartheid Goodtimes Guy who sincerely believes we are all NPCs to design a self driving car system, idk
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Dec 23, 2022 04:18
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Yeah, eBay did a similar thing recently and it had people melting down. They changed the view count on listings to reflect actual humans purposely visiting a listing. Tons of idiot sellers thought that the lower numbers somehow meant that eBay was shadowbanning them. Just the stupidest people.
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Jesus, this loving bowl of mashed potatoes has a skin tone #FFFFFF I sampled a spot on his torso and it came up with #EFE3E3 or: 
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I gotta admit I am somewhat heartened by the fact that so many people are telling that Musk-sucker crypto bro what a loving moron he is
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if you're wondering how exactly of about a bazillion sites with copyright violation megaupload was the one targeted, they uh actually never complied with copyright claims other than deleting the url they kept the copyrighted material on their servers and had an internal search engine specifically for material they had claims against for so they could download it easier
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Dec 23, 2022 04:21
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MegaUpload was awesome back in the day. Too bad it was run by a chud rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 23, 2022 04:22
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TulliusCicero posted:
he suffers from swasticklecelled anaemia
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Probably not anything anyone in this thread needs confirmation about but Kim Dotcom's ramblings about suing the gov't for anything is pure legal gibberish. Any lawyer who signs their name to such a complaint would likely get Rule 11 sanctioned immediately.
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Carlos Lantana posted:he suffers from swasticklecelled anaemia 
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repiv posted:he double doesn't live in the US, he lives in new zealand and if he ever travelled to the US he would be arrested  his extradition is an ongoing legal matterfor some reason
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kw0134 posted:Probably not anything anyone in this thread needs confirmation about but Kim Dotcom's ramblings about suing the gov't for anything is pure legal gibberish. Any lawyer who signs their name to such a complaint would likely get Rule 11 sanctioned immediately. He probably has no intention of going through with it and is just virtue signalling. If it leads to a bunch of chuds donating to his legal fund then even better.
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Hazo posted:https://twitter.com/PrideOfHumility/status/1606064446169878531?s=20&t=ntr8hm_zER2U1Kurjzzx1A How does this guy think the system identifies pedestrians? Does he really think it would identify them by like looking for swinging arms and legs vs being worried about literally any object coming into view? Like does he think it's fine if it hits like a bollard, or a dumpster rolling out of a driveway?
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Hazo posted:
real children swing their extremely long legs a lot, everyone knows that
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Almost Smart posted:Join me in serving a subpoena to a shadowy organization of our own imagination. We’re going after the lizard people next. If you’re a respected lawyer who works for free, email me at chunkydipshit@poop.com and we will plan our legal strategy. Email sent, is there a place a normal guy like me can donate?? I believe strongly in this and am prepared to mortgage my house multiple times if necessary
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wilderthanmild posted:How does this guy think the system identifies pedestrians? I'm assuming they worked backwards from Tesla can't be wrong, so therefore I need I shall look until I find any sort of fault I can with the test, no matter how stupid, and post about it.
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Bottom Liner posted:real children swing their extremely long legs a lot, everyone knows that Genetically children are much close to gibbons than humans. Everyone knows that.
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Leonard J. Crabbs lost his only client just over a year ago. I'm sure he'd be more than willing to do legal stuff in courts
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I need some trump tweet stats. Which one had the lowest like-to-view ratio? I want to know what his worst tweet was, empirically.
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wilderthanmild posted:How does this guy think the system identifies pedestrians? Does he really think it would identify them by like looking for swinging arms and legs vs being worried about literally any object coming into view? Like does he think it's fine if it hits like a bollard, or a dumpster rolling out of a driveway? Tesla engineers programmed their crash detection technology with this: 
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Kingo Ligma posted:A methed up homeless guy came up to me last week and told.me I better get rid of my phone because he was "going to send a text to every phone on the planet except the text would make the phone explode, killing 98% of the world's population. This is almost literally the plot of a Stephen King book. Except everyone turns into a zombie
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Will the presentation of their case take place at Four Seasons Landscaping? Four Seasons Hunan Buffet.
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fuctifino posted:Leonard J. Crabbs lost his only client just over a year ago. I'm sure he'd be more than willing to do legal stuff in courts And illegal things outside of them! he’ll do those same things inside for a slightly higher fee
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wilderthanmild posted:How does this guy think the system identifies pedestrians? Does he really think it would identify them by like looking for swinging arms and legs vs being worried about literally any object coming into view? Like does he think it's fine if it hits like a bollard, or a dumpster rolling out of a driveway? The Radio City Rockettes are a national treasure; wouldn't want to run over their chorus line.
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dr_rat posted:they worked backwards from Tesla can't be wrong It's this. Same reason Musk fans clap their hands whenever any competing technology fails. They aren't interested in the tech itself, it's just team sports.
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