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Lobok posted:That is not an American. Unless that Christmas cracker crown is actually a Burger King crown. yah, but sapozhnik didn't get that
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We do Christmas crackers in the USA E: I mean my family. I don’t know poo poo about anyone else freeedr has a new favorite as of 02:39 on Dec 23, 2022 |
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I posit that every countries peoples hates thier family's Americans have just got past the stigma of saying "alright gently caress this poo poo im out" and  ing Basically what im saying is... https://youtube.com/shorts/fpZcr9pPVC0?feature=share
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Dec 23, 2022 04:38
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No, Americans are notoriously not family-oriented. We all make fun of you for it.
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Enjoy talking to your racist Uncle, I guess. Im spending christmas with my enjoyable carefully curated family of non assholes
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Hihohe posted:Enjoy talking to your racist Uncle, I guess. Same, Christmas on your own can be perfectly fine 
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It's actually good to spend time with your family
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some plague rats posted:It's actually good to spend time with your family Not if your family makes your life worse. Or they all died.
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Or they live in Texas
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Not if your family makes your life worse. Or they all died. I can see how spending time with them would be a challenge if they all died but unless your family xmas tradition is a cross burning then I think it's good to see them My uncle is pretty racist so when I see him we don't mention politics and instead talk about farming or power lines or our health or trees or dogs or whatever
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some plague rats posted:I can see how spending time with them would be a challenge if they all died but unless your family xmas tradition is a cross burning then I think it's good to see them You are cordially invited to browse the Rejected Parents thread in GBS to learn just how big that "unless" needs to be. Until then I'd keep my yap shut on the topic if I were you.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:You are cordially invited to browse the Rejected Parents thread in GBS to learn just how big that "unless" needs to be. Until then I'd keep my yap shut on the topic if I were you. Amazing attempted flex here.
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jeez, what is going on? i guess i should let everyone know that i'm actually going to the US to spend christmas with my american family. i just thought it was a funny rejoinder
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 You Look Like poo poo › I washed my black shirts for the first time.... RandomSporkings posted:Half a dozen black shirts with designs on the front....This is the first time I've washed them after several months of wear...I was avoiding washing them because I enjoyed the solid black and sharp graphics, and once you wash them they never look the same. 
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Dec 23, 2022 05:34
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Lemniscate Blue posted:You are cordially invited to browse the Rejected Parents thread in GBS to learn just how big that "unless" needs to be. Until then I'd keep my yap shut on the topic if I were you. lol oh no the toughest guy on the forums is going to give me some cement shoes if I don't read a gbs thread, capiche
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Dec 23, 2022 05:36
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I'm sorry, that was mean of me. This derail is my fault. 
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freeedr posted:We do Christmas crackers in the USA
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some plague rats posted:lol oh no the toughest guy on the forums is going to give me some cement shoes if I don't read a gbs thread, capiche Just friendly advice so as to not look like an rear end in a top hat. Obviously something you're not interested in. Ciao!
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Uhrrrmmm yeah! Let's get back to fun quotes 
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Just friendly advice so as to not look like an rear end in a top hat. Obviously something you're not interested in. Ciao! Swing and a miss.
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I've perfected the American Christmas. We have a four year old and all of our people live like 3hrs+ flight away in different directions. We say "sorry, can't make it, traveling with a young child and the other family would feel short changed etc" and then have a chill day where we cook food and watch the kiddo open presents. We invite local friends who don't have anything to do for dinner. It rules. Spend holidays you care about with people you want to be around, it isn't hard. Edit: sorry Rhino, I'll post a quote for penance if I find one.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Just friendly advice so as to not look like an rear end in a top hat. Obviously something you're not interested in. Ciao! C'mon Rhino, you can't tell me this isn't funny
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I'll admit to a dark lol
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I'll admit to a dark lol There's my guy
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Ah gently caress it, I DMed spr but I'll eat the potential probe to make a public apology if that's what happens. I was a dumbass anyway. I absolutely didn't intend for that to come across as threatening and "Internet Tough Guy", and it took a while for me to figure out that was the context in which everyone was responding. I was trying to be irreverent and funny in the SA house style, but failed in such a way that it descended into "rear end in a top hat". It was absolutely not meant as a threat of anything at all like that. I am close to someone who is dealing with lovely extended family and the ramifications of cutting them out, so that makes some parts of the holiday season stressful for both of us. I should have just scrolled right on past. So: Sorry to spr for squawking at you, and sorry to the thread for starting a stupid derail.
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Dec 23, 2022 08:19
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If anyone probes you for posting that I will raise absolute hell
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some plague rats posted:If anyone probes you for posting that I will raise absolute hell 
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Ah gently caress it, I DMed spr but I'll eat the potential probe to make a public apology if that's what happens. Posts like this are a reason why I stick around this community. The opposite of toxicity.
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Dec 23, 2022 08:45
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it's a christmas eve eve miracle 
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EorayMel posted:
On one hand, that's some lovely Lowtax ban text; on the other, "wore t-shirts for several months without washing and seems surprised they came out of the washer all hosed up and nasty" deserves a ban on first principles, so yeah, fair
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goons are found family and we celebrate christmas together through sheer shitposting
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mm, no. not having family goons
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Funny Forum Quotes: The Saddest Rhino posted:I'll admit to a dark lol
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Captain Invictus posted:Can't we all just get along? Absolutely not. Obviously. Idiot. E: unrelated, but how on earth can I trust my fists against that sick rear end dodge and weave game you got going on?  It'll be a fist of the north kenshiro situation but with all misses Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Dec 23, 2022 |
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freeedr posted:Christmas crackers in the USA I prefer the term "Yuletide honkies"
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EorayMel posted:
Wore a bathrobe to school every day
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Karate Bastard posted:Absolutely not. 
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:mm, no. not having family goons Bad news bub
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