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coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST

ManBoyChef posted:

as someone who does mycology as a hobby this is legit awesome. I'm wondering if they replaced the stuffing with another form of substrate.

It was probably just originally stuffed with a mix of sawdust and organic fiber like most old teddybears.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

busalover posted:

the cooking on the show legit made me hungry.

Did it make you want to have a friend for dinner

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you're supposed to wash the eggs off right before you use them. the natural protection you lose on washing lets you keep them at room temp instead of in the fridge

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
... or you could just keep them in the fridge.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Vaccinating your chickens so you can leave poop-covered eggs on the counter for everyone to get a whiff. :ughh:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Does everyone not just have chickens in the kitchen so they can eat them fresh out the chickens butt?

The hell?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Nothing's changed since I lived in Europe fifty years ago.

poo poo washes off.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Refrigerating my entire logistics chain because there might be chicken poop on the part of the egg I throw away.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
so I guess the phrase "go suck an egg" literally means "eat poo poo", just very specific poo poo from an egg

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

happyhippy posted:

True. Europe doesn't.
The US does, but it makes the egg itself more chance to get salmonella as the egg coating is thinner.
Washing it makes it worse bizarrely.

This is just wrong. Supermarket eggs are washed, inspected with a lamp for weird stuff, and stamped at inspection. At least in my part of Europe.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
consider: the way they do it where i live is normal. in other countries they do poo poo weird because they're foreign.

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...
You're almost right. Basically if USA does something one way, it's the wrong way and you should ignore them trying to tell you otherwise. This applies to literally everything.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I lived in Croatia for half of 2020. I bought a dozen eggs a week at least. Yeah they had loose feathers and .... stuff on them.
A hot quick wash before cracking them was never any really effort that my lazy rear end couldnt handle.
Nothing different than we do now with our chickens at home.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Just LOL if you don't eat the shell, the dirt, the poo poo, the blood and the feathers on your eggs.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
just eat the whole chicken, including the unlaid egg
duh

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oREbt_qfmXo

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



I mean seriously. If you arent living in a studio apartment with like six turkeys, five chickens, a few quail, and one emu then can you even consider yourself living? I mean when it comes to eggs you need variety! amirite?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
generally i prefer my food deshitted before i go to make a meal

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

There were 99 unread posts itt for me and of them there were about 3 new images

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
and which of those was from u?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Here’s a :nws: image dubbed The Human Santapede:
code:
 https://i.imgur.com/81OxP2I.jpg

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

codo27 posted:

There were 99 unread posts itt for me and of them there were about 3 new images
The other 96 were us feverishly discussing what codo27 was going to post this morning.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Man I wish I could have toilet rats, would finally stop me having to go outside to find food.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Maybe mods should bring back the "posts must require an image or eat a probe" rule…

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Merry Christmas, you degenerates!

Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:

Cartoon Man posted:

Here’s a :nws: image dubbed The Human Santapede:
code:
 https://i.imgur.com/81OxP2I.jpg

Is this the one the F Plus did a reading of? I remember retching a few times during that.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

PainterofCrap posted:

Merry Christmas, you degenerates!



The Addams Family is blessed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR23T7nZ7NI

A farting mink
Nov 6, 2022

by Pragmatica

And there it is. Dan Ryckert is the dumbest most brilliant man on earth.
Don't skip out on this one.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
I lay my own fuckin eggs

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I don't think tapeworm eggs count as your "own" eggs.

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

McGavin posted:

I don't think tapeworm eggs count as your "own" eggs.

If it's coming out of my rear end it's mine!

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

Mozi posted:

you're supposed to wash the eggs off right before you use them. the natural protection you lose on washing lets you keep them at room temp instead of in the fridge

I sell free range eggs, and can say that you can leave them on the counter unwashed for several weeks without any noticeable loss in quality. It's also convenient for me because I'm too lazy to wash the eggs I sell

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Living rent free in my bowels

The General
Mar 4, 2007



I loving love this clip so much.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

The General posted:

I loving love this clip so much.

this can't be real. I can't accept this. How can anyone be an adult and think this? Who raised them?!?!

Scrungus
Nov 21, 2022

Baronjutter posted:

this can't be real. I can't accept this. How can anyone be an adult and think this? Who raised them?!?!

Dan is a truly special man.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
will this render me sterile?

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

other people posted:

will this render me sterile?

If you boil your balls at a high enough temperature, yes.

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