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Goons Are Gifts

Never bet against me when it's about pudding, I'm telling you

# ? Dec 23, 2022 09:29

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# ? May 26, 2024 05:54

Radia: And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Grinches are Glowing posted:

Never bet against me when it's about pudding, I'm telling you

jotting this one into yobbers.xlsx

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 09:31

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

I bet you pudding that you can't not post

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 09:51

Goons Are Gifts

A dangerous game to play, be careful or you find yourself lurking uncontrollably :colbert:

# ? Dec 23, 2022 11:15

Escape From Noise

A strange game. The only winning move is :justpost:

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 11:45

Stoner Sloth

don't hate the player, :justpost:

# ? Dec 23, 2022 12:02

Escape From Noise

Just two more days of Christmas music. I think I can do it. I was in the restaurant side taking care of something and it's gotten so bad that I was actually relieved to hear a Red Hot Chili Peppers song after so many Christmas songs.

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 13:02

Goons Are Gifts

dick those balls with boughs of holly

# ? Dec 23, 2022 13:12

Escape From Noise

Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle balls cock

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 13:14

B33rChiller

Oh good morning. 4 o'clock here and can't get back to sleep. Debating getting up and brewing a cup of coffee vs laying here and trying for another couple hours.
Here's Charlie in the tree

:trashed:

Dr. Honked posted:

the junk, rather than the trunk

# ? Dec 23, 2022 13:14

Saoshyant

B33rChiller posted:

Here's Charlie in the tree

Goodbye tree, thank you for your service o7

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 13:26

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Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

Charlie inspecting the tree for structural integrity, what a hero!

i cleaned the shower drain today

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 13:49

Quadramind

Good morning, byobjects of my affection.

It is 12.53, and I'm sitting in a brand new recliner, no longer a prisoner of bed.

This is heaven.

# ? Dec 23, 2022 13:55

Stoner Sloth

Quadramind posted:

Good morning, byobjects of my affection.

It is 12.53, and I'm sitting in a brand new recliner, no longer a prisoner of bed.

This is heaven.

you're the orbject of my affection bby :wink:

lol enjoy your reclining friend!

sending good thoughts to you all!

# ? Dec 23, 2022 14:05

Escape From Noise

Is Mubi any good? I like weird cinema

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 14:24

Escape From Noise

Woah.

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 15:33

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Yoinking this for reasons

:dadjoke:

# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:03

B33rChiller

Good news everyone, I got more sleep.

:trashed:

Dr. Honked posted:

the junk, rather than the trunk

# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:31

Escape From Noise

Holland Oates posted:

Yoinking this for reasons

Goonspeed

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:32

Papa Was A Video Toaster

B33rChiller posted:

Good news everyone, I got more sleep.

heck yeah

# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:32

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Escape From Noise posted:

Nippon Hōsō Kyōka. Japan's public broadcasting network that sucks and shakes you down for money and it sucks and I'm trying to get out of it by saying I sold my TV and they literally asked for information on the person I sold it to! TV cops!

That sounds a lot like the BBC's TV license enforcement arm in the UK. Their main trick is they claim to have detector vans and they detected that you have a TV so you better pay up. Which I guess probably works on people who do have a TV, but it's just infuriating when you don't (and they *never stop* sending you letters saying they detected your TV and if you don't pay up you will owe them a huge fine.)

# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:33

baka of lathspell

roomforthetuna posted:

That sounds a lot like the BBC's TV license enforcement arm in the UK. Their main trick is they claim to have detector vans and they detected that you have a TV so you better pay up. Which I guess probably works on people who do have a TV, but it's just infuriating when you don't (and they *never stop* sending you letters saying they detected your TV and if you don't pay up you will owe them a huge fine.)

this doesn�t even sound real. whose job would it be to stay in the tv detector vans

hey what are you guys doing? counterterrorism? drug surveillance?

nah trying to see if this person has a tv

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:41

Escape From Noise

roomforthetuna posted:

That sounds a lot like the BBC's TV license enforcement arm in the UK. Their main trick is they claim to have detector vans and they detected that you have a TV so you better pay up. Which I guess probably works on people who do have a TV, but it's just infuriating when you don't (and they *never stop* sending you letters saying they detected your TV and if you don't pay up you will owe them a huge fine.)

Apparently, the trick here is they're like "Well you have a cellphone and you can watch NHK on that so..."

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:51

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

bbc detector vans have been bullshit since forever. it's like getting kids to behave so that greebmas claus will eject his pustule of treats into their hole

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:59

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Why don't they just tax the purchase of the TV to pay for the public broadcaster? Like how is constructing an entire bureaucracy around collecting and hounding people for licenses any better or easier than an excise tax?

# ? Dec 23, 2022 17:01

Escape From Noise

I should have never got my friend's TV. I don't even watch it and I definitely don't watch anything on NHK.

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 17:08

Finger Prince

Papa Was A Video Toaster posted:

Why don't they just tax the purchase of the TV to pay for the public broadcaster? Like how is constructing an entire bureaucracy around collecting and hounding people for licenses any better or easier than an excise tax?

Have you heard of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?

# ? Dec 23, 2022 17:11

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Finger Prince posted:

Have you heard of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?

heard of it?! their dead queen is still on my money!

# ? Dec 23, 2022 17:15

Escape From Noise

Finger Prince posted:

Have you heard of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?

Sounds made up. Almost as ridiculous sounding as "Australia".

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 17:16

Quadramind

Escape From Noise posted:

Is Mubi any good? I like weird cinema

This looks really tempting. I might spring for a subscription for dad for Christmas.

# ? Dec 23, 2022 17:43

Shifty Nipples

Escape From Noise posted:

Just two more days of Christmas music. I think I can do it. I was in the restaurant side taking care of something and it's gotten so bad that I was actually relieved to hear a Red Hot Chili Peppers song after so many Christmas songs.

christmas go away christmas go away christmas go away now

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 17:49

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

i need drugs if i'm going to get through this hellish season

time to do piles and piles of em

# ? Dec 23, 2022 18:19

B33rChiller

Halp, fresh snow needs shoveling. Can't stop reading threads and vaping. Someone plug in the tree, pet the cats and find my boots please.

:trashed:

Dr. Honked posted:

the junk, rather than the trunk

# ? Dec 23, 2022 18:21

xcheopis

B33rChiller posted:

Oh good morning. 4 o'clock here and can't get back to sleep. Debating getting up and brewing a cup of coffee vs laying here and trying for another couple hours.
Here's Charlie in the tree

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

# ? Dec 23, 2022 18:23

Prof. Crocodile

Holland Oates posted:

i need drugs if i'm going to get through this hellish season

time to do piles and piles of em

new forum scrollover text?

# ? Dec 23, 2022 18:41

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Prof. Crocodile posted:

hey everyone. i don't post too much anymore, but i just started a thread about my upcoming wedding in gbs. all my old posting pals are welcome to come check it out: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4020217&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Goongrats, friend. Will venture quietly into _{the grey forums} to check it out :love:

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