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Guavanaut posted:There's a bunch of people in the UK who already think that if you eat a vegan sausage roll your dick will fly inside out and kill you, so maybe the whole thing is deliberate. ah so that's why they felt the tavistock was no longer necessary
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Lord Ludikrous posted:If anyone wants something to take their minds off the absolute poo poo show going on at the moment, Garth Marenghi’s Terrortome is very good and worth your time if you like that Darkplace style humour. Ah what??? I hadn't heard of this, this is fantastic news
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Guavanaut posted:I like it when shops move into new markets without looking up what words mean 
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how does that kill you? Does your dick stab up inside like a knife?
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quote:2 dashes Angostura bitters What is this in millilitres please, I call on the thread for help because the Internet is loving useless
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HopperUK posted:how does that kill you? Does your dick stab up inside like a knife? if the penis becomes too small then your sex power runs out and you just immediately die. It's like running out of hit points.
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OwlFancier posted:if the penis becomes too small then your sex power runs out and you just immediately die. It's like running out of hit points. Being AMAB sounds very difficult!
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That or frogs come out of nowhere to eat you Either way it's clear that this is what the woke want.
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OwlFancier posted:Also that is why you must not jack off because that uses up your sex power and if you keep all your sex power you can go super saiyan and the elites don't want you to know this. Reminds me of Journey to the West, where the monk Xuanzang is perfectly pure (and irresistible to female demons) because he hasn't jacked off for ten lifetimes.
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1606309410762117120 Extremely Monty Python Holy Grail vibes
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A while back I asked this thread for help finding awful op-ed pieces defending Ebenezer Scrooge for a project I was working on. That project is now complete! Please watch and enjoy my new video "Scrooge was the GOOD guy!", which goes into the many flaws of these readings and general worldview. Thanks to everyone who provided articles for me to read!
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Calico Heart posted:A while back I asked this thread for help finding awful op-ed pieces defending Ebenezer Scrooge for a project I was working on. That project is now complete! Please watch and enjoy my new video "Scrooge was the GOOD guy!", which goes into the many flaws of these readings and general worldview. Thanks to everyone who provided articles for me to read! I appear to already be subscirbed to you and was planning on giving that a watch at some point over xmas, cheers.
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Microplastics posted:What is this in millilitres please, I call on the thread for help because the Internet is loving useless Well it so happens I have a little set of spoons labelled 'pinch' 'smidgen' & 'dash' (sounds like santa's reindeer). So I took the spoon labelled 'dash' and spooned water into a little jug with ml up the side and it looks like 7 dashes = 5ml so 2 dashes would be 1.43ml You might need a fine syringe for whatever it is you are doing! Also, I googled how big is a dash of something and this came up first: But generally, most sources today suggest that a dash is a scant ⅛ of a teaspoon, a pinch is about 1/16; of a teaspoon, and a smidgen is 1/32; of a teaspoon. A dollop usually refers to a small portion — about a tablespoon — of soft food, such as sour or whipped cream. Also, 1 Imperial teaspoon (UK) = 5.91319 ml so that would give 1.48ml for 2 dashes. Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Dec 23, 2022 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Well it so happens I have a little set of spoons labelled 'pinch' 'smidgen' & 'dash' (sounds like santa's reindeer). So I took the spoon labelled 'dash' and spooned water into a little jug with ml up the side and it looks like 7 dashes = 5ml so 2 dashes would be 1.43ml Outstanding, thank you kindly
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Idle observation: Tesla's down 69% YTD. Google "NASDAQ:TSLA" for more details.
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Calico Heart posted:A while back I asked this thread for help finding awful op-ed pieces defending Ebenezer Scrooge for a project I was working on. That project is now complete! Please watch and enjoy my new video "Scrooge was the GOOD guy!", which goes into the many flaws of these readings and general worldview. Thanks to everyone who provided articles for me to read! I have now watched it and it is very good! Congrats on the star studded voice cast also. I don't know how you managed to avoid the psychic damage from reading those articles because jesus wept.
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Darth Walrus posted:Reminds me of Journey to the West, where the Microplastics posted:Outstanding, thank you kindly Wait...that was a genuine question? Or am I in some kind of  trap?
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Calico Heart posted:A while back I asked this thread for help finding awful op-ed pieces defending Ebenezer Scrooge for a project I was working on. That project is now complete! Please watch and enjoy my new video "Scrooge was the GOOD guy!", which goes into the many flaws of these readings and general worldview. Thanks to everyone who provided articles for me to read! I did watch and I did very much enjoy - thank you. It's always amazing when people (well, oped writers...) complain about adaptations of A Christmas Carol 'being all political'. Even at its most basic the story is making a broadly political point, and even the weaker adaptations can't help but being a pretty blunt hammer of a message. And most of the adaptations pull their punches a bit compared to the book (how many - or how few - include Ignorance and Want, the children of mankind, hiding under the robes of Christmas Present, for instance?) A couple of Christmases ago I jested on these forums about how there must be some conservative shitheads who think that Henry Potter is the real hard-done, unheralded hero of It's A Wonderful Life...and then I went searching and of course there are columnists saying exactly that, despite every surface, textual and meta reading of that story making it clear that he's the bad guy. If a character played by Jimmy Stewart gives not one but two speeches explicitly calling you a bitter, money-grubbing exploiter of mankind, you are the baddy.
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Don't forget one of the "proofs" that Jezza is anti-semitic was when (during one of those pre-GE2019 tv interview) he said he would give Johnson a copy of A Christmas Carol as a present. I saw this (posted on FB by a very religious - yes really - friend of mine) and thought of this thread  Merry crimble to those who do.
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PSA: Bonus Xmas b00lskhg start[ed] tonight, get 'em off iplayer so you can FFWD past those bits, you know the ones.
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OwlFancier posted:I have now watched it and it is very good! Congrats on the star studded voice cast also. The Tyee one is by far the worst. That one felt like I was actually reading Scrooges' words directly. Thanks for the kind words! Any likes/comments/subs/etc feed the algorithm god and would be greatly appreciated. BalloonFish posted:
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Microplastics posted:What is this in millilitres please, I call on the thread for help because the Internet is loving useless Genuinely curious why you'd ask for the conversion here, it's such a small amount and the bottles have a dasher on them already so it's not like you'd need to measure it out.
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It's probably something like that. Plenty of recipes (sic) should have a bit in them where one step should be "firmly grasp the bottle of _____ and hoik it into the bin". Of course, proportions do matter. I'll share some deep wisdom here: the secret to a great prawn mayonnaise mix is just the right amount of paprika. And with that I have to announce, ladies and gentlemen, that I have over-paprika'd my prawn mayonnaise mix. Grrrr.
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Me after drinking a ladle of angostura bitters
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Only Kindness posted:Of course, proportions do matter. I couldn't disagree more unless you're making something that requires a specific chemical reaction to take place, proportions can be hosed with as much as you like the fact that celebrity chef and/or tiktok influencer Cook Chefferson likes their pasta sauce with precisely one and a half cloves of garlic doesn't mean I automatically have to use the same amount, regardless of how little or how much I actually like garlic
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Calico Heart posted:... loving god drat it. Thanks, now I know what the sequel vid next year has to be. Eugh... I haven't watched It's A Wonderful Life yet this year, but that prompted me to look up George Bailey's first speech to Potter. drat, it hits especially hard at the moment  It's A Wonderful Life posted:
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Microplastics posted:What is this in millilitres please, I call on the thread for help because the Internet is loving useless Just do two dashes. If you're hesitant about the measure, it means you didn't dash enough in.
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quote:do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand dollars? Nothing's changed since 1946. Julio Cruz posted:unless you're making something that requires a specific chemical reaction to take place, proportions can be hosed with as much as you like That was literally the point of my anecdote. I put too much for me in, and ruined it. Not chemically of course, but preferentially. What did he mean by this?  
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Only Kindness posted:It's probably something like that. Plenty of recipes (sic) should have a bit in them where one step should be "firmly grasp the bottle of _____ and hoik it into the bin". For my GCSE Home Economics practical i made Paprika Pork.... all she said once she tasted it was: "you put some paprika in that, didn't you", taste differs.  edit: it wasn't a question.
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BalloonFish posted:Henry Potter I did a cartoon double-take, thinking you'd been hit by auto-correct, until you got to the film in question. Our dear Joanne does love herself some thinly-veiled plagiarism though.
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