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Tippecanoe posted:Elon agonized about whether to include his Keyblade in the photo mars whats the best keyblade. idiot
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Gunblades are cool how dare all of u 
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Dec 24, 2022 03:27
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DRINK ME posted:Uh um uh but uh and and and huh a buh um - in this clip he sounds exactly like a guy who got called out and is making bullshit excuses, no idea what that could be That's what I love to see from my Titans Of Industry, someone who is unable to form coherent sentences. God again with just the softest questions you should be expecting as a CEO "People say you're not doing your job, how do you respond?" and he still fucks it up AlmightyBob posted:He also removed the anti child exploitation stuff too He really is a loving dog oval office The Postman posted:
This was less than a month ago wasn't it? I bet the can marks have increased.
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Infinitum posted:This was less than a month ago wasn't it? I bet the can marks have increased. nah, he's leaving caffeine free diet coke rings at twitter HQ these days (not a doxx)
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Dec 24, 2022 03:31
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its not even an iconic gun, like its the revolver Deus EX HR.
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kazil posted:nah, he's leaving caffeine free diet coke rings at twitter HQ these days (not a doxx) Laughing at the mental image of being able to track Elon aroun twitter HQ due to the age of the rings "Fresh diet coke rings.. less than 10min old.. he's close"
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https://mobile.twitter.com/jules_su/status/1606463284735086594
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PhazonLink posted:its not even an iconic gun, like its the revolver Deus EX HR. Elon Musk thinks he's a combo of Adam Jensen and JC Denton
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Dec 24, 2022 03:34
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I have no idea if any of this poo poo is real or not anymore.
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Dec 24, 2022 03:35
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gay picnic defence posted:I have no idea if any of this poo poo is real or not anymore. all of it is real because Elon Musk is a real dumb motherfucker
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Dec 24, 2022 03:36
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It’s funny because it doesn’t even matter what the joke was because all his jokes suck poo poo anyway
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MrQwerty posted:all of it is real because Elon Musk is a real dumb motherfucker only sycophants can post
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Dec 24, 2022 03:38
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I bet he has a ridiculous number of draft tweets saved from various benders. Hopefully Twitter breaks down someday and they all leak!
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Dec 24, 2022 03:40
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The Postman posted:
Some might think the gun is lame. Others? The other gun. Even others? The lamp or whatever the gently caress that is. Others still? The coke cans. I however am cut of a different cloth and think what the gently caress is that tiled table. Like what is that?
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Dec 24, 2022 03:42
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Elon: 122M followers Elon: holds a vote where his personality gets 7M votes to stay in power. Elon: Bots are easy to buy. Very easy.
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this is some real Gob Bluth poo poo right here
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Duck and Cover posted:Some might think the gun is lame. Others? The other gun. Even others? The lamp or whatever the gently caress that is. Others still? The coke cans. I however am cut of a different cloth and think what the gently caress is that tiled table. Like what is that? He famously doesn't own a home as some kind of weird flex, so it's probably a ritzy hotel or a guest room in some billionaire friends' house.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:He famously doesn't own a home as some kind of weird flex, so it's probably a ritzy hotel or a guest room in some billionaire friends' house. lmao he owns a home a shack next to a rocket test pad in buttfuck nowhere, Texas
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Necrothatcher posted:lmao watch Glass Onion
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DRINK ME posted:Uh um uh but uh and and and huh a buh um - in this clip he sounds exactly like a guy who got called out and is making bullshit excuses, no idea what that could be ahp-well ah ah I sound like a broken record on this Sound sound like a broken record on this *dj scratch*
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Elon: 122M followers if this was true then elon would not worry about it
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MrQwerty posted:Elon Musk thinks he's a combo of Adam Jensen and JC Denton instead he's a combo of Bob Page and David Sarif lol
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Dabir posted:instead he's a combo of Bob Page and David Sarif lol insead Elon is just elon. A pathetic south african rear end in a top hat
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Dec 24, 2022 03:56
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Duck and Cover posted:Some might think the gun is lame. Others? The other gun. Even others? The lamp or whatever the gently caress that is. Others still? The coke cans. I however am cut of a different cloth and think what the gently caress is that tiled table. Like what is that? I'm glad someone is saying this. what is that
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Dec 24, 2022 03:57
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:insead Elon is just elon. A pathetic south american rear end in a top hat I mean, he's a Nazi, but I'm pretty sure he's not one of the Boys from Brazil
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Dec 24, 2022 03:57
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MrQwerty posted:I mean, he's a Nazi, but I'm pretty sure he's not one of the Boys from Brazil he's not even a good Nazi
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snoremac posted:Benoit BALLS
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The Postman posted:
Have we discussed the thing under the left of the "gun"? It's an accessory for a Tibetan bell 
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Tippecanoe posted:Elon agonized about whether to include his Keyblade in the photo When I worked at Wal-Mart, this teenage kid came in with a keyblade and blue plastic anime hair. He used the phone at the customer service desk to call his dad and I guess that made him mad or something because he spent like half an hour sitting there, muttering about how he hated his dad and wanted to kill him. I wonder how things turned out for that kid.
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Dec 24, 2022 04:57
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idk if it was brought up or if people even watch the s how. but paradise pd had an entire episode making fun of elon but you can tell it written in like 2020/21 and not recently. i thought the elon mock episode was also funny
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learnincurve posted:Congratulations, Twitter is now illegal under UK law and has to go on a black list or pay 40% of it’s yearly revenue in fines This is brilliant actually. Twitter's income is negative, so he as to pay the UK negative 2.4 Billion dollars which is the same thing as them paying him 2.4 Billion (for you non-STEM people out there, a double negative is a positive).
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Chrpno posted:BALLS 
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I need Elon to suspend the NORAD Santa account for tweeting out assassination coordinates
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Rotten Red Rod posted:He famously doesn't own a home as some kind of weird flex, so it's probably a ritzy hotel or a guest room in some billionaire friends' house. Who makes a tiled nightstand? And not like a cool looking fancy one but bog standard grey tiles. Unacceptable get it out of my life. Actually that is kind of fancy with the curve edge. I don't like it I don't like it at all.
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You'll probably see sixteen articles about it before years end, but just lmfao forever that glass onion perfectly predicted this meltdown and also timed its netflix release to land on this exact day Absolutely masterful troll, I don't think anyone but the idiot himself can top this
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AlmightyBob posted:He also removed the anti child exploitation stuff too Jefflon Muskstien He probably hits on kids as hard as FSD does.
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I see one of the answers of the poll is Goku. Goku, the man who thought marriage was a food, would probably be a better CEO than Muskmelon. Why? Goku at least realize when he's outside his depth, i.e. not fighting, and will ask the smart people in his life for advice. Twitter would effectively be run by Bluma, and the CEO may get into another fist fight with one or more gods.
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Necrothatcher posted:lmao watch Glass Onion Holy poo poo lol
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Chrpno posted:Have we discussed the thing under the left of the "gun"? It's an accessory for a Tibetan bell More precisely it's a vajra
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