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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

The Postman posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1606776484840243201

Meanwhile here's what Elon is up to on Christmas Eve...

Transhumanism has nothing to do with gender disphoria but is the entire basis for his neuralink company.

How is he this loving dumb about literally everything?

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Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
that's not about gender dysphoria that's about the right wing's fixation on masturbation and porn inhibiting men from raging around on a horned up rampage as god intended

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
Was he always such a pathetic reply guy, or did this thirsty reply stuff start when he took over Twitter? What even is that response, couldn’t even be bothered to give it the old “concerning” or “interesting”. Or is this just his weird way of signal boosting his brand of hate?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Herstory Begins Now posted:

that's not about gender dysphoria that's about the right wing's fixation on masturbation and porn inhibiting men from raging around on a horned up rampage as god intended

And tanning your balls with a spaceheater for 4 hours a day to raise your sperm count to make you more virile for all the women who absolutely will not gently caress you because you're a godawful rear end in a top hat person.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

The Postman posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1606776484840243201

Meanwhile here's what Elon is up to on Christmas Eve...

!!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Just splay your buttocks to the sky and tan your ringpiece like normal people do.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

organburner posted:

Any second sources on that leak?

there was a confirmed incident last year where the API for looking up users by email or phone number wasn't rate-limited, and attackers were able to brute-force it and extract a bunch of username-email and username-phone pairs

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/twitter-confirms-recent-user-data-leak-is-from-2021-breach/

the data being sold is also emails and phone numbers so it's probably from that same breach that happened before elon took over

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

nine-gear crow posted:

And tanning your balls with a spaceheater for 4 hours a day to raise your sperm count to make you more virile for all the women who absolutely will not gently caress you because you're a godawful rear end in a top hat person.

Yeah but if we jerked off less women wouldn't have gotten rights so they wouldn't have any options but to have your children who grow up to hate you.

jeffreyw
Jan 20, 2013

Steadiman posted:

Was he always such a pathetic reply guy, or did this thirsty reply stuff start when he took over Twitter? What even is that response, couldn’t even be bothered to give it the old “concerning” or “interesting”. Or is this just his weird way of signal boosting his brand of hate?

2016 broke his brain like a lot of conservatives and he quickly became terminally online.

A lot of conservatives in the media stay online to grift but it seems like Musk didn't get that memo.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

nine-gear crow posted:

And tanning your balls with a spaceheater for 4 hours a day to raise your sperm count to make you more virile for all the women who absolutely will not gently caress you because you're a godawful rear end in a top hat person.

I'm for chuds tanning their balls because if anything it will probably make them even less fertile.

Because they are really, really bad at science.

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!

organburner posted:

Any second sources on that leak?
Krebs is talking about it and has more context. It's the same exploit as before, the data was taken earlier in the year.

https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/109569533436686804

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

for non-UK people, Piers Morgan actually used his own home e-mail address, btinternet.com was the email given to BT customers with home landlines a few decades ago.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

A significant belief of the no-fap community is that not masturbating actually unlocks magic powers. This is not a joke, they think they'll become hyper-intelligent or some other stupid poo poo if they stop masturbating for long enough.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Why watch porn when you can just have a masseuse jerk you off for a horse

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
What if you get wanked off by a horse?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The Postman posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1606776484840243201

Meanwhile here's what Elon is up to on Christmas Eve...

Neuralink is working fine, fellas!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

priznat posted:

I'm for chuds tanning their balls because if anything it will probably make them even less fertile.

Because they are really, really bad at science.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

QuarkJets posted:

A significant belief of the no-fap community is that not masturbating actually unlocks magic powers. This is not a joke, they think they'll become hyper-intelligent or some other stupid poo poo if they stop masturbating for long enough.

You mean like the Seinfeld episode?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They either cite it as a holy text or a heretical mockery.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

an actual frog posted:

Krebs is talking about it and has more context. It's the same exploit as before, the data was taken earlier in the year.

https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/109569533436686804

Thanks!

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Automatic Slim posted:

You mean like the Seinfeld episode?

exactly . It's the hardest pick up line in the in the world. I won a contest!

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Kosmo Gallion posted:

I've seen this gif around over the years, what's the source material?

This video blaming rock music for increased teen suicide. CW: talking about suicide, obv.

https://youtu.be/LIeM569FdAw

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

this poo poo makes me laugh.. just bbq those spermatozoon! roast the little fuckers!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

goatface posted:

What if you get wanked off by a horse?

great question mr vice president

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

goatface posted:

Just splay your buttocks to the sky and tan your ringpiece like normal people do.

You got it!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

alf_pogs posted:

I think he invented the internet

He created musk.social, I look forward to your wafts.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009




looks like he was flying to austin there, and was then uninvited from something

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

priznat posted:

I'm for chuds tanning their balls because if anything it will probably make them even less fertile.

Because they are really, really bad at science.

They’re the same people that get really super pissed off when the grocery stores transition away from plastic bags, even though the glut of plastics contaminating the environment is probably reason one why sperm counts are down across the planet.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Just needed to cross into the right state's airspace for a tax break.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Powershift posted:



looks like he was flying to austin there, and was then uninvited from something

"Just got back from a wild time in Vegas everyone wooooo!"

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Have you heard about this Elon Musk character? This guy, let me tell ya...

There's a picture of him. Very compelling figure. But there's something about his eyes... hypnotic...

Hold the fort! He hates trans people.

Butterwagon
Mar 21, 2010

Lookit that stupid ass-hole!
"loving transhumanist degenerates", muses the man with the hair plugs and the brain implant company

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

The Postman posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1606776484840243201

Meanwhile here's what Elon is up to on Christmas Eve...

Like glass stones any all, it's Xmas here and I'm still doing light mod duties in the musk thread i between cooking pizzas and walking the dog

But goddamn, musk loving buy some grass and touch it goddamn

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

QuarkJets posted:

A significant belief of the no-fap community is that not masturbating actually unlocks magic powers. This is not a joke, they think they'll become hyper-intelligent or some other stupid poo poo if they stop masturbating for long enough.

I have it on good authority that masturbating actually charges JO crystals, which when fully powered, opens your third eye and unleashes your full potential

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Jestery posted:

Like glass stones any all, it's Xmas here and I'm still doing light mod duties in the musk thread i between cooking pizzas and walking the dog

But goddamn, musk loving buy some grass and touch it goddamn

Can I have some pizza? Also pet your dog??

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

jesus i hate that i understand this reference 😢 i am nauseated

I didn't get it until you said this statement lmao

I was just thinking Kim Dot Com and his Mail Order Child Bride

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Edward Norton's version of Elon is not dumb enough. They were kind to him.

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

Those no-fap fools don't realize that they're missing out on post-nut clarity, the true enlightened state of the human brain.

And yes, most likely their JO crystals are pitifully dim. Too weak for even the most basic spells.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Same skin tone.

Interesting.

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Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Powershift posted:



looks like he was flying to austin there, and was then uninvited from something

High of 41°F, low of 19° in Austin today. High of 60°F, low of 47° in San Francisco. Should’ve checked his weather app before heading out.

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