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Merry Christmas UKMTers. I've managed to come down with some non-Covid lurgy, but that's just an excuse to spend all the day under a thick quilt on the sofa rather than going on a dog walk in the sweet Cornish rain. So everything has its upsides. Hope you're all safe and well
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Merry Christmas folks. Keep safe out there.
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Microplastics posted:christmas huge if true
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Overminty posted:huge if true This is Jeremy Corbyn's fault
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OwlFancier posted:I always want to be illegal. Often am not, but always aspire to it. Be crime, do gay *flicks cigarette*
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Overminty posted:hugs if true
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Happy holidays, internet communists who live in my phone.
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Happy Birthday, Jesus! Have a good day, mate!
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And the Microplastics appeared unto them, and thus they spake,Microplastics posted:christmas , and they were sore afraid.
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Happy Christmas  Hope everyone is having a relaxing day.
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Merry Christmas everyone!
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How early is too early to hit the sauce. My family is already driving me insane
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Mega Comrade posted:How early is too early to hit the sauce. My family is already driving me insane Eat, drink, and be merry.
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Mega Comrade posted:How early is too early to hit the sauce. My family is already driving me insane The baileys is almost finished and it's not even lunchtime
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Dec 25, 2022 12:23
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The cats are darting from catnip mouse to quality street wrappers and having the BEST DAY.
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Mega Comrade posted:How early is too early to hit the sauce. My family is already driving me insane My family usually start with the bucks fizz and vodka shots at around 8am (stuck at stupid uptight in laws though so no fun of that sort here).
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killerwhat posted:Happy Christmas Done a park run, like an IDIOT
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Isomermaid posted:The cats are darting from catnip mouse to quality street wrappers and having the BEST DAY. pics
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Dec 25, 2022 12:59
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I love my parents I really do. But they somehow don't realise I'm in my mid 30s. I don't need to be shown how to peel a carrot. Yesterday my mum tried to come up and show me how to make the bed in the spare room. The rum has been opened.
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As long as there is more than one way to do a food thing or a housekeeping thing then it will always need to be shown, just in case you have forgotten and are now doing it the way of the barbarians. Just be thankful that this doesn't extend to the wiping debate.
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Just got through the Zoom call with my family, about to have some party food for lunch then I'm making myself a roast chicken for dinner plus cider and vodka will enter the equation at some point 
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Dec 25, 2022 13:11
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My in laws made their own cider which is now ready.
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Mega Comrade posted:I love my parents I really do. But they somehow don't realise I'm in my mid 30s. I don't need to be shown how to peel a carrot. lol I feel ya. The last time my ma visited she was insistent on changing my sheets (I think she thinks it only happens if she does it). She's a retired nurse so very good at the "nurse's corners" thing. I don't think she's quite grasped that I use fitted sheets and have for years though. I also get emails if she sees that the weather is going to be cold my way with "remember to wrap up warm on your way to work!". I'm in my mid 40s. I, also, do love her though.
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going trendy with the aperol spritz
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Isomermaid posted:The cats are darting from catnip mouse to quality street wrappers and having the BEST DAY. Well, after all, Christmas is for the children, including furchildren cringe
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Dec 25, 2022 13:18
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i havent changed my sheets since my gf left me
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Mega Comrade posted:How early is too early to hit the sauce. My family is already driving me insane 23rd December Merry Christmas goon and all
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Mum and Mother in law are both going deaf. Both refuse to admit it or get any help. Both insist on giving a piece of advice while the other says "no, no, no" during said advice. The other will then give exactly the SAME advice. Its like some sort of circle of hell as they keep doing it. Wife and I just started drinking in the kitchen. Merry Xmas goons.
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I’ve only just got up because we don’t have kids, we saw my wife’s family yesterday, and I don’t see my family so there’s nobody to make me get up any earlier on this very special day. Merry Christmas
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Mega Comrade posted:I love my parents I really do. But they somehow don't realise I'm in my mid 30s. I don't need to be shown how to peel a carrot. Wait til you're 62 and it's the same.... Got athlete's foot? Lecture about drying between your toes. Want to use the washing machine? No can do, the manual is hidden. What to use the dishwasher? Don't touch it, you might break it. The manual is hidden. (Luckily she doesn't know you can go online and download the manuals!) And so it goes. I didn't sleep well again last night so got up 530am and had done a 5km walk before sunrise. Still wondering if I dare to skip tomorrow's birthday party - it's going to start with 'present opening' and there's nothing more boring than watching my sister & her husband and her granddaughter (the 7 year old birthday girl) opening 10000 presents to and from each other. Mother's popping round in half an hour before proceeding to my sister's for xmas dinner (I'm not going) so I might big up my coughing to lay the groundwork. I've a gravadlax and bucket of mashed potato in the fridge for my xmas dinner. Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Dec 25, 2022 |
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Mother in law insisted on pulling the turkey out before it was done so its juicy and is now happily trying to poison herself with undercooked turkey with red juices.
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Dec 25, 2022 13:42
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NORMAN  DID YOU PEEL THESE CARROTS TOP-WISE, NORMAN
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Oooh, turkey tartare with sun-dried mayonnaise! Delish.
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crispix posted:NORMAN I wonder if SHARYN, got the Stella.
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Isomermaid posted:The cats are darting from catnip mouse to quality street wrappers and having the BEST DAY. Our cat got a tiny cat sized electric blanket, she lives on it now.
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it's really something how the queen was just forgotten about as soon as her remains were lowered down that hole lol if she was a cartoon that bigpipe player was her BIPBIPBIDDABIPBIDDA THAT'S AWL FOWLKS
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