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Offler posted:I think one of the reasons he wanted to buy Twitter was that he genuinely must have believed that the company had conspired to silence and cancel right wing people, and thus he would be able to uncover a bunch of proof of this conspiracy once he was in charge. It's the only reason I can think of why he keeps banging his head against the wall with the "twitter files" nonsense even though you'd basically have to pay people to care anymore. He was just so drat certain that there would be boxes and hard drives full of evidence all over the place, so even though there's nothing there some people still have their marching orders and have to pretend to be scandalized over nothing - over and over again. He’ll pivot to “it all got deleted  ” sooner or later. Someone will have to suggest this to him, as thoughts aren’t the type of thing to happen in that perfectly smooth brain of his.
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Jelly posted:I think in the spirit of Christmas, despite the GBS mod having the quicker trigger, it would be nice if he was still awarded a Mariah Carey image. Working on it!
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drat cant believe Clinton used her acid wet wipes to Bitbleach the drives so even god himself could even read them.
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Ups_rail posted:The coming narrative is going to be that social media/ big tech are fronts for the intelligence services running "psy-ops". coming narrative....??? is this post from 2016? this was a thing Trump blustered about. A lot.
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hell yeah now we can accuse musk of taking money from terrorists
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Robo Reagan posted:hell yeah now we can accuse musk of taking money from terrorists wow, what a (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Merry Christmas to everyone in this thread except for Elon Musk who is a gopping minge. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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It'd be pretty funny if Twitter gets sued because of some poo poo that Elon revealed back from "old twitter"
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Robo Reagan posted:hell yeah now we can accuse musk of taking money from terrorists I wonder what cunning stunt we can expect from Elon tomorrow.
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steinrokkan posted:I wonder what cunning stunt we can expect from Elon tomorrow. Rip some fat lines, unplug some servers, buzz the hoover dam. Typical monday stuff.
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Dec 25, 2022 20:21
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musk engaging in light treason is a perfect xmas gift, lol
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Robo Reagan posted:hell yeah now we can accuse musk of taking money from terrorists He’s violeting the law!
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steinrokkan posted:I wonder what cunning stunt we can expect from Elon tomorrow. Elon is dead in a twitter toilet right now
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Frank Frank posted:He’s violeting the law! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0
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Frank Frank posted:He’s violeting the law! Color me shocked as I taste the rainbow that is hunters hog
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FPzero posted:Part 9? When was part 8? 8 was damning evidence of the FBI repaying Twitter for time spent collecting evidence during investigations
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Elon Musk is an absolute berk.
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Can we call him a twat
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Miles Bron can't be Elon because Miles is evil but does cartoon billionaire poo poo and knows how to have fun, while Elon is evil but has never done cool billionaire poo poo, just sits on his rear end in an office/airplane playing on his phone all day, and seems mentally and physically incapable of understanding fun. Leave it to Hollywood libs to constantly fellate billionaires and try to make them look cool! Edit: https://twitter.com/HallGrae/status/1606894380992069632
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Azhais posted:8 was damning evidence of the FBI repaying Twitter for time spent collecting evidence during investigations I know 1 was telling people where to find pictures of Hunter's hog on archive.org, and I saw 8, but 2-7 completely passed me by. I assume they were even bigger nothingburgers than the two I'm aware of?
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Teratrain posted:Can we call him a twat Only if you can pronounce it properly.
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How do you mispronounce twat
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PITY BONER posted:Miles Bron can't be Elon because Miles is evil but does cartoon billionaire poo poo and knows how to have fun, while Elon is evil but has never done cool billionaire poo poo, just sits on his rear end in an office/airplane playing on his phone all day, and seems mentally and physically incapable of understanding fun. Leave it to Hollywood libs to constantly fellate billionaires and try to make them look cool! Even his attempts at appearing like a fun-loving billionaire are so pathetically lame. Whooo, caffeine-free diet coke and gamer guns without triggers - now that's living like a loving rockstar, baby!
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Offler posted:I think one of the reasons he wanted to buy Twitter was that he genuinely must have believed that the company had conspired to silence and cancel right wing people, and thus he would be able to uncover a bunch of proof of this conspiracy once he was in charge. It's the only reason I can think of why he keeps banging his head against the wall with the "twitter files" nonsense even though you'd basically have to pay people to care anymore. He was just so drat certain that there would be boxes and hard drives full of evidence all over the place, so even though there's nothing there some people still have their marching orders and have to pretend to be scandalized over nothing - over and over again. The thing is that he didn't want to actually buy Twitter, at least not for the insane price he ended shelling out for it. You know how much you have to gently caress up as an extremely wealthy white dude in the US to actually be held to task for a mistake you made? I think that Musk was trying to effectively destroy Twitter, joining the board, and maybe buying it for much less, but his rear end got high and signed an agreement that was ironclad and waived due diligence. He HAD to buy it. Now, he blames the original Twitter owners/employees not only for "SPREADING THE WOKE MIND VIRUS" but for making him agree to the deal that he signed. I love that he keeps crying, "I'm a centrist" while simultaneously not revealing any of the requests Trump's team made while he was actually President.
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Teratrain posted:How do you mispronounce twat you ought to know that.
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Teratrain posted:How do you mispronounce twat Is it "a" as in "apple" or "a" as in "awful"?
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goatface posted:Only if you can pronounce it properly. Yes, I always pronounced it twat, but later learned it was pronounced twat. Embarrassing
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Robo Reagan posted:hell yeah now we can accuse musk of taking money from terrorists Is it an accusation if it's just in plain sight? Here I was thinking that the thing we got Elon for would be the Taliban using Teslas as makeshift firebombs, not just deciding to hand him less money than an SA account to gain perceived legitimacy with nerds.
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It should rhyme with hat. For some reason Americans seem to pronounce it "twart" or "twot".
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Telsa Cola posted:Yes, I always pronounced it twat, but later learned it was pronounced twat. The only reason I found out how it was actually pronounced was Conkers Bad Fur Day
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I m confused dont we have diplomatic relations with the Taliban?
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Ups_rail posted:I m confused dont we have diplomatic relations with the Taliban? that just means appointed failsons from each country might still talk to each other, doesn't have anything to do with sanctions or laws
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Why would that matter? We got diplomatic relations with Russia and we're sanctioning the poo poo out of them.
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the taliban won fair and square seems kind of rude to embargo them after a hard fought victory
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