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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Need Swift and walker to score some positive points please

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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

DJ Moore and JJSS putting up and impressive double 0.0 in my WR slots

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

MakaVillian posted:

Dang left Hodgins on the bench :(

I love to have three of my top guys get injured right before the semifinals, and then get bodied by some guy I’ve never heard of while my theoretically “good” players do jack poo poo.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

DeepDickPizza posted:

I love to have three of my top guys get injured right before the semifinals, and then get bodied by some guy I’ve never heard of while my theoretically “good” players do jack poo poo.

Fantasy Football!

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Wonder if anyone in their championships is starting Trenton Irwin?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





AnacondaHL posted:

DJ Moore and JJSS putting up and impressive double 0.0 in my WR slots

Same. :smith::hf::shepface:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
There ya go Moore owners

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Can't believe I picked up and played Marquise Goodwin in two semifinal matchups

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
Kind of hoping NE scores a few or something just so Burrow needs to keep playing, going to be sitting the 4th quarter at this rate.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Pain of Mind posted:

Kind of hoping NE scores a few or something just so Burrow needs to keep playing, going to be sitting the 4th quarter at this rate.

Yeah if Rhamondre could do anything whatsoever that would be swell.

Anti-Hero
Feb 26, 2004
Hockenson just ended my opponent’s season. I was agonizing over who to start for Hurts and it turned out not to matter one bit.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Anti-Hero posted:

Hockenson just ended my opponent’s season. I was agonizing over who to start for Hurts and it turned out not to matter one bit.

I'm facing Hock in one semis... of all the TEs to blow up on me, really?

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

There ya go Moore owners

:toot: this is acceptable

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Swift was a mistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Both teams that beat me last week had Jared Allen leading the charge. One of the leagues piled Zay Jones on top of that too.

Right now these two teams are projected to put up 64 and 78 points this week. Fantasy football y'all.

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
Sure wish I knew the NYGs main WR was this Hodgins guy instead of Slayton.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Lol literally every single one of my players is in the red so far this week. Most by a huge margin

Funny thing is though that I'm still somehow at even chances to win since my opponent is loving it too. I don't deserve it though, by far my worst performance of the entire season

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Anyone else’s Yahoo app completely messed up right now? On My Team everything is set right but my matchup suddenly reverted (mid games) to like… a guy I haven’t had in a week, someone on my bench, one of my starters disappearing into the void, Hurts :eyepop:

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

loving zeke vulturing my pollard td. gently caress you zeke

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





At a family Christmas party and just checked scores and want to say

E

A

G

L

E

S

EAGLES!

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Docjowles posted:

Yeah if Rhamondre could do anything whatsoever that would be swell.

Me: Do something

Rhamondre: *game losing fumble*

I guess he followed the letter of my request if not the spirit

Not looking great for me, which is a bummer since my opponent is having a down week. But my guys are all just loving dead

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Docjowles posted:

Me: Do something

Rhamondre: *game losing fumble*

I guess he followed the letter of my request if not the spirit

Not looking great for me, which is a bummer since my opponent is having a down week. But my guys are all just loving dead

This is why I am very specific.

Schultz please score more positive points

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Bellmaker posted:

This is why I am very specific.

Schultz please score more positive points

Negative points are points

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Ches Neckbeard posted:

Negative points are points

Hence the positive part of the sentence :v:

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

All my studs are under performing and almost every on my opponents team is drastically over performing. I’m the 1 seed. I believe in miracles.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

i have pollard, opponent has lamb.

Pollard dropped a walk in touchdown, next play immediately goes to Lamb for touchdown.

That summarizes everything. Dangit!!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Why do I listen to people in the sit start thread or Google 'should I start x or x'. I swear my first impulse is usually better

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

DeVonta Smith has pretty well buried me with like 30 points. It was a good run

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Waller eating poo poo tonight would go a long way towards my Merry Christmas. Inshallah.

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Waller eating poo poo tonight would go a long way towards my Merry Christmas. Inshallah.

I don't think he played a snap in that first series sooooo

:gonk:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Josh Jacobs please do lots more positive points things

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Josh Jacobs please do lots more positive points things

No.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Josh Jacobs please do lots more positive points things

He did not. Neither did Adams, and as a result, I’m out of the playoffs. Oh well, I had to have a six game winning streak come back to get in them in the first place, so I had a good run in the second half.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Watson is out :negative:

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Josh Jacobs please do lots more positive points things

What a wet fart

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I need literally 70 combined points from Mike Williams and James Conner.

It was a nice run.

Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007



I need 16 PPR points between Conner and Godwin.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Lol even my Broncos D is getting smoked by the Rams of all teams. Just to really put an exclamation point on the fact that this was not my week.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

I’m starting Evans tonight instead of Williams tomorrow. Lord give me the strength to win the consolation semifinals :pray:

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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Williams is going to get 50 points, OP

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