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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Tatum just sent Giannis to the shadow realm.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

luka is hoping there is a volumetric conversion for JOKIC

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


luka is taller than you think, he just has his knees bent and his palms facing up incredulously

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Tatum just sent Giannis to the shadow realm.

tatum looks great tonight

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

good game for the boston celtics

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Celtics are back. And they're good again. (Leprechaun screech)

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


:wrongcity:

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


donte divincenzo might just stick around this league

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


it seems the kerr solution to "neither poole nor thompson nor draymond is a true point guard"

is to start all of them anyway

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

TDepressionEarl posted:

it seems the kerr solution to "neither poole nor thompson nor draymond is a true point guard"

is to start all of them anyway

none of the warriors lineups really work without Wiggins playing massive minutes every night

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Pohl posted:

none of the warriors lineups really work without Wiggins playing massive minutes every night

andre iguodala arise from yr grave

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


take foul spotted

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


chippy game, not even the second half

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i would like the grizzlies to win this one. thanks.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


uncalled steven adams inbound violation spotted 6:33 after poole's driving layup

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


TDepressionEarl posted:

uncalled steven adams inbound violation spotted 6:33 after poole's driving layup

that's my only qualm with refs this 3rd quarter

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

these refs suck rear end

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


i lied these refs suck rear end

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


oops we let the shooting guard shoot free throws for the center tee hee

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

TDepressionEarl posted:

oops we let the shooting guard shoot free throws for the center tee hee

*warriors fan voice* i think we can all agree the refs have been bad for both teams

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


draymond green and jordan poole deserved their techs. the head coach getting a tech is default when the the head coach doesn't understand the new rule, deserved.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
Warriors can still out bully ball the Grizzlies and I didn't think they would be able to.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


kevon looney, draymond green, and jonathan kuminga all have very desirable basketball qualities

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
loving poole

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


that's fine, i was getting tired of point guard poole. i'll miss shooting guard poole but someone was definitely going to be ejected from this game.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Azathoth posted:

He might be the most valuable passer, but no one's passes add more value than Ben Simmons. Every time he passes the ball rather than unleash one of the worst shots you'll see all night, he makes an objectively good basketball decision. He's really envisioning the game at an MVP level, but the media isn't ready for that conversation.
i am a basketball casual, so i do not understand why Ben Simmons keeps getting big-time chances in the NBA. NBA guys have to be able to make baskets, no? dude looks terrible.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


TenementFunster posted:

i am a basketball casual, so i do not understand why Ben Simmons keeps getting big-time chances in the NBA. NBA guys have to be able to make baskets, no? dude looks terrible.

see this is what we mean by Jokic thought

NBA guys do not have to be able to make baskets necessarily

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


code:
		MIN	FG	3PT	FT	OREB	DREB	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TO	PF	+/-	PTS
D. Green 	33	1-3	1-1	0-0	0	12	12	13	1	2	2	2	+13	3
K. Looney 	20	1-3	0-0	1-4	2	3	5	4	1	1	0	4	-3	3
J. Kuminga 	17	1-2	0-1	5-8	1	3	4	3	0	1	3	1	+21	7

TDepressionEarl fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Dec 26, 2022

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
it must be bugging monkeu so bad that he can't post

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


mark it: 1st quarter 2:47 Jokic made an ugly bad pass

phoenix calls time out to discuss how to exploit this seam

1st quarter 1:47 as well, spooky

TDepressionEarl fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Dec 26, 2022

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


what kind of center allows three offensive rebounds and the make in the same possession

trick question, he's a tall point guard

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

TDepressionEarl posted:

see this is what we mean by Jokic thought

NBA guys do not have to be able to make baskets necessarily
jokic makes baskets tho

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Has Booker become the new AD? Dude loves getting COVID and getting hurt

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


TenementFunster posted:

jokic makes baskets tho

but other players make more baskets than jokic, some baskets that other players make even count for 150% of jokic's bread and butter basket.

jokic thought explains how a player can be the Most Valuable while neither being a feared attacker nor a defensive player of the year candidate.

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

TDepressionEarl posted:

but other players make more baskets than jokic, some baskets that other players make even count for 150% of jokic's bread and butter basket.

jokic thought explains how a player can be the Most Valuable while neither being a feared attacker nor a defensive player of the year candidate.

Jokic is shooting 64% on shots 5-9 feet away from the basket which is one of the best percentages from that distance of all time. Offensively he is white Tim Duncan but better

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

TDepressionEarl posted:

but other players make more baskets than jokic, some baskets that other players make even count for 150% of jokic's bread and butter basket.

jokic thought explains how a player can be the Most Valuable while neither being a feared attacker nor a defensive player of the year candidate.
idk i would be very afraid if some 6’11” serbian attacked me on the streets of denver

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Yossarian-22 posted:

Jokic is shooting 64% on shots 5-9 feet away from the basket which is one of the best percentages from that distance of all time. Offensively he is white Tim Duncan but better


TenementFunster posted:

idk i would be very afraid if some 6’11” serbian attacked me on the streets of denver

i enjoy these dialectic sessions

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
jokic has scored like 10 points in the last 30 seconds lol

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

https://www.basketball-reference.com/leaders/ts_pct_season.html

Highest TS% of all time for players with 15 field goal attempts per game or more in a season. Just about everyone above him is a putback rebounder who doesn't take actual shots (Gobert, Jarrett Allen, Artis Gilmore, Zubac, Chandler) or a spot up three point shooter who shot a disproportionate amount of open threes (Korver, Legler)

He's 19th of all time overall but again, first of players with >15 FGAs. Next for >15 FGAs is 2017-2018 Stephen Curry (32nd on the list), and Durant this year (39th)

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

TenementFunster posted:

idk i would be very afraid if some 6’11” serbian attacked me on the streets of denver

Hello, Markieff Morris

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