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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

NotJustANumber99 posted:

The guy sued him and somehow lost.

His lawyer was one of the main Q Anon guys

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

NotJustANumber99 posted:

The guy sued him and somehow lost.

He retained Lin Wood

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

MrQwerty posted:

He retained Lin Wood

Yeah that'll do it.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

People who clutch pearls over "happy holidays!" because they say people who do that are offended by Christmas are just the most pathetic, fragile jokes.

The Postman
May 12, 2007

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1607275751862329346

Imagine Elon trying to make fun of himself

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
*sigh* elon you sell electric cars, solar panels, and rockets.

The conservatives just arent your demographic boi

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


It's incredible he thinks this means the right wingers.

NmareBfly
Jul 16, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Has he not seen like. Portlandia?

Captain Toasted
Jan 3, 2009

NmareBfly posted:

Has he not seen like. Portlandia?

The only humor he knows is 4chan and Dave Chappell

jeffreyw
Jan 20, 2013

I've had Jews and Muslims say Merry Christmas at this time of the year.

The only people I hear people making a fuss about it are conservatives who cannot believe someone might say Happy Holidays to refer to the Christmas/New Years extended break period.

Edit: If there's one good thing about Twitter Blue is that you can immediate tell who is a chud from the get go, like 90% of Musk's reply guys and defense squad all have it.

jeffreyw fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Dec 26, 2022

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Infinitum posted:

Then he tweets out literal revenge porn of Hunter Bidens dick if you past the urls an archiver? You know poo poo that rightfully needs to be brought down?
ummm what? lmao?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

putin is a oval office posted:

Jesus that is not how any of this works, the fingerprint isn't stored against every impression lol

The fingerprint is CHECKED before the impression is stored.

You would need a record of every impression to check it against to know if you've seen it before

You have:
1. The count of how many times a tweet has been seen
2. My unique fingerprint

I load the tweet, how do you tell that I've already seen it?

The list of tweets I've seen has to be stored SOMEWHERE for full verification that it's a unique view.

Edit: and you can have the list locally on their pc, but clearing cookies would break it, as would anything where a person wanted to change a metric, as would changing devices

theflyingorc fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Dec 26, 2022

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

TACD posted:

ummm what? lmao?

in that first twitter files drop if you look up archives of the tweets from conservatives (including james woods!) that twitter was deleting at the request of the biden campaign they were hunter biden nudes

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



TACD posted:

ummm what? lmao?

Yeah it was epic kek

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Pics of his hog released into the wild would be bad, nobody needs to feel inadequate when compared to a genuine monster like that.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


TACD posted:

ummm what? lmao?

paste*

But yeah, one of the gotchyas was literally people posting Hunter Biden naked without consent and the Biden Campaign asking them to be removed
https://www.businessinsider.com/twitter-files-show-biden-campaign-asked-remove-tweets-hunter-biden-2022-12

The Twitter Files are stupid WHAT ARE THEY HIDING levels of stupidity, when all it effectively boils down to is Moderation Tools Exist

And it very much looked like Elon fired his General Counsel for TRYING TO STOP THE TRUTH GETTING OUT.

Elon Musk spent $44 billion dollars to look at Hunter Bidens dick

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Icon Of Sin posted:

Pics of his hog released into the wild would be bad, nobody needs to feel inadequate when compared to a genuine monster like that.

The 30-50 feral hogs refers to the 30-50cm feral hog that Hunter Biden weaponizes against GOP cuckholds every night.

They clutch their guns and bibles in fear that their dissatisfied wives will leave them divorced like Elon Musk.

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


Elon has been obsessed with his "X" everything app idea since the 90s and it just only occurred to me why he named the company SpaceX.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Sankis posted:

Elon has been obsessed with his "X" everything app idea since the 90s and it just only occurred to me why he named the company SpaceX.

it also sounds like space sex

and the tesla cars are S 3 X Y

but Elon doesn't believe in sex unless it's for procreation

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/Benofcoursee/st...ingawful.com%2F

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Ups_rail posted:

would most likely lead to him hanging up on me, or asking where this forums is, and once I explain that we pay money for privelege of posting on the internet he would call us all stupid.

broken clocks

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

kazil posted:

it also sounds like space sex

and the tesla cars are S 3 X Y

but Elon doesn't believe in sex unless it's for procreation

Elon doesn't believe in procreation through sex

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost

kazil posted:


but Elon doesn't believe in sex unless it's for procreation

Wish he would extend that philosophy to speaking.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1607194209391362048?s=20&t=AVdWxNehhbUXHWKXxSkKSQ

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...





Is Taibbi's mind broke because he couldn't see Hunter's massive cock? Does he know he can just good huge dicks and get millions of pictures of huge veiny dongs?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Yates posted:

Is Taibbi's mind broke because he couldn't see Hunter's massive cock? Does he know he can just good huge dicks and get millions of pictures of huge veiny dongs?

He apparently used to sit around asking female interns to have anal sex with him and had a meltdown over being told non-stop sexual harassment is not "funny" so here we are.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Yates posted:

Is Taibbi's mind broke because he couldn't see Hunter's massive cock? Does he know he can just good huge dicks and get millions of pictures of huge veiny dongs?

Must’ve gotten scared into hiding by it.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003






nothing in particular, just a topic Twitter felt like highlighting for us all.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

MikeJF posted:



nothing in particular, just a topic Twitter felt like highlighting for us all.

Working on it!

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

Yates posted:

Is Taibbi's mind broke because he couldn't see Hunter's massive cock? Does he know he can just good huge dicks and get millions of pictures of huge veiny dongs?

Like so many others, there's just too much money to be made as a "disillusioned liberal". It's easy to sell your soul when right-wing chuds are always willing to pony up the cash.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

priznat posted:

I just watched Glass Onion and was impressed that Rian Johnson had clocked Elon as a complete moron well before it became absolutely blindingly obvious judging by when he would have written the script.

Rian if you post here show yourself

Entirely possible that Rian met Elon at some Hollywood event and had to listen to that idiot blather on about his star wars opinions

kronix
Jul 1, 2004

Shageletic posted:

OFAC is part of the Bank Secrecy Act which applies to all financial institutions. This can include jewelry shops and any place that cashes checks.

I dont think Twitter counts as a financial institution.

It does qualify for a number of privacy related regulations and laws tho (which tends to be more scattershot in the US than anywhere else).

Twitter is going to get hammered for it and is under a consent decree with the FTC for loving up on protecting people's data and privacy, and the Europeans are already threatening them with action based on thei own privacy related laws (namely the GDPR).

Just FYI anyone that provides services for money on the internet is in some way obliged to run their customer lists against the OFAC lists. It relates to anyone who could be doing business with sanctioned entities.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

kazil posted:

but Elon doesn't believe in sex unless it's for procreation

didnt Musk have all his kids through IVF because he has a broken dick?

great genes there.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Edwardly posted:

OFAC is office of foreign asset controls. Generally, you're not supposed to work with anyone in the OFAC lists. It's a way to define and apply sanctions in the USA. It's not well defined though so it's like common names of ISIS splinter groups, sanctioned countries, known war criminals, etc.

If you don't comply with OFAC you're looking at $150k fines at least per transaction (up to I think somewhere in the low millions) and if it's serious enough there's jail time.

That's the short of it. I ran most of that system (engineering side) for a high profile money exchange system, so if you have other questions I'm happy to answer.

Wouldn't that only apply for the payment processor, though? Not Elon or Twitter. At least until you can send money through Twitter.

I imagine getting payment processors in trouble with government agencies is the sort of thing that lands you on industry-wide blacklists.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

PhazonLink posted:

didnt Musk have all his kids through IVF because he has a broken dick?

great genes there.

I assume the whole deal of "Well, you see, sex without procreation is just real silly and pointless", is just something to make Elob feel better about not getting laid. If not not being able to perform in bed.

It's not my fault, it's sex itself that is dumb and silly! :smuggo:

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
*Elong unable to get it up*

Ahm...er...this ... Uh... This .. erm..... Clearly my brain requires.... Er....much bloods

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

omg 12th richest man in the world, when given every opportunity to do so, does NOT gently caress.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I assume the whole deal of "Well, you see, sex without procreation is just real silly and pointless", is just something to make Elob feel better about not getting laid. If not not being able to perform in bed.

It's not my fault, it's sex itself that is dumb and silly! :smuggo:

didnt he try to have a threesome with another music lady, but got confused and invited the wrong one and then she said they were a mess even by crazy rich druggie standards.

I only bring this up because that popstar mentioned how they seem to be eating nothing but peanutter butter that day and I could totally see Musky trying to do his own soylent but somehow doing the slightly more correct thing of just aping the UN or Red Cross famine solution of "some sort of nut butter + stuff"

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

PhazonLink posted:

didnt he try to have a threesome with another music lady, but got confused and invited the wrong one and then she said they were a mess even by crazy rich druggie standards.

I only bring this up because that popstar mentioned how they seem to be eating nothing but peanutter butter that day and I could totally see Musky trying to do his own soylent but somehow doing the slightly more correct thing of just aping the UN or Red Cross famine solution of "some sort of nut butter + stuff"

I could see Musk eating literally anything and going "my god, do other people know about this? I've discovered a new paradigm: eating food."

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
im mean Musky is a rich bloodgem son, he's presumably had the taste of the good stuff. He's not going to be the same flavor of techbro like the Soylent guy.

what do white people in South Africa in the 70s eat?

PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Dec 26, 2022

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